You Can't Keep a Good Sponge Down
Simon and Schuster, 2004
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is a You Can't Keep a Good Sponge Down book written by SpongeBob SquarePants David Lewman. It was published in August 2004 and has 96 pages.
This book contains various ways to "get happy," according to SpongeBob. These include singing, getting naked, blowing bubbles, and believing in yourself.
This book contains many quotes, some from episodes of the show:
"I am a HAPPY sponge!" - SpongeBob
"It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret. Thereby adding another secret onto their secret collection of secrets... secretly!" - SpongeBob, " The Secret Box"
"Let's get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!" - Squidward
"I feel all TINGLY inside. Should we stop?" - Plankton, " F.U.N."
"I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper." - SpongeBob
"See how wonderful life can be when you're MANIACAL?" - Plankton, " Walking Small"
"People used to tell me, 'Patrick, you'll never amount to anything; you'll always have your head in the clouds.' But just look at me now!" - Patrick, " Neptune's Spatula"
"Water's for quitters! I don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it!" - SpongeBob, " Tea at the Treedome"
"I'm going to prove that I don't need all this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me." - SpongeBob, " Nature Pants"
"I'm not letting go! Nothing will stop me! Not even... giant clams?! I'm not letting go even for... cheese graters?! If you think I'm letting go for a little EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OH, NO!!!" - SpongeBob, " No Free Rides"
"Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through it without losing your sanity. That's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives! Think of the positives!" - Mrs. Puff
"I may not have the Krabby Patty recipe, but I've still got Chumbalaya!" - Plankton
"Don't worry, guys! It grows back!" - SpongeBob, " Scaredy Pants"
"Let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. I know of a plaaaace... where you never get haaaarmed... a magical plaaaace... with magical chaaaarms... Indoors! Indoors!" - SpongeBob, " I Had an Accident"
"Oh, how touching. I'm going home to throw up." - Squidward
"Oops! I guess I ripped my pants... again." - SpongeBob, " Ripped Pants"
"We've got to do something else. Something with... WALKIE-TALKIES!" - SpongeBob
"SpongeBob is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish. FOR TWELVE HOURS!" - Squidward, " Jellyfish Jam"
"Woof!" - Gary, " Opposite Day"
"I can't give up! I've got to try! I can do it! I've got Anchor Arms!" - SpongeBob
"After all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But THAT—that just wasn't FAIR!" - Plankton
"I'm learning!" - Patrick
"SpongeBob, would you PLEASE stop leaving your trousers on my front lawn?" - Squidward, " I Was a Teenage Gary"
"Allow me to demonstrate. First, puff out your chest. Now say 'tax exemption.'" - Patrick, " Grandma's Kisses"
"Life's as extreme as you wanna make it!" - SpongeBob, " Prehibernation Week"
"Wow! I can't believe it! We're finally here at the biannual jellyfish and vintage car convention!" - SpongeBob
"As much as I love cruel, sick jokes, I'm afraid he's not joking." - Plankton
"Clam wrestling!" - Sandy, " I Had an Accident"
"That was great, Squidward! All those wrong notes you play make it sound more original!" - SpongeBob, " The Paper"
"Ick! That was DISGUSTING! I feel like I need to SCRUB myself!" - Squidward, " Naughty Nautical Neighbors"
"It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure! Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before." - Patrick, " Survival of the Idiots"
"Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?!" - Mr. Krabs, " Karate Choppers"
"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... well, that'd be just okay." - SpongeBob, " Dying for Pie"
"Well, that was more of SpongeBob than I needed to see." - Squidward
"And with a tiny pinch of magic AAAALL your dreams can come true!" - SpongeBob, " F.U.N."
"Well, that's it. I'm getting off the loony express." - Squidward
The cover shows SpongeBob smiling and jumping. The background has shades of blue and flowers, plus some bubbles. The
Nickelodeon and the SpongeBob SquarePants logos are found in the top left, and the book's title and the author's name are at the bottom.
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1, 2, 3 Under the Sea • A Christmas Coral • A Very Krabby Christmas • Ain't Life a Beach • An Underwater Welcome! • A Very Krusty Christmas • Adventures in Bikini Bottom • And the Winner Is... • Around Town • Another Day, Another Sand Dollar • Are We There Yet? • Atlantis SquarePantis • A Splash of Color! • Attack of the Zombies! • Behold, No Cavities! • Batter Up, SpongeBob! • Bikini Bottom Bounty • Bunny Business • Belly Laughs From Bikini Bottom • Bubbly Beats • Book of Silly Stuff • Boat Trouble • Bring on the Rock! • Bikini Bottom Adventures • Boating School • Bikini Bottom Confidential • Bikini Bottom Buddies • Best in Show • Best Bikini Bottom Stories Ever! • Bikini Bottom Riddles • Blizzard Bluster!: SpongeBob's Book of Frosty Funnies • Blast Off, Splash Down! • Beyond Bikini Bottom! • Bottoms Up! Jokes from Bikini Bottom • Bubble Blowers, Beware! • Bubble Busters • Bubble Trouble • Boo Goes There? • Buried Treasure!: Tales from Bikini Bottom • Bad Luck Day • Brush with Greatness • Camp SpongeBob • Comic Number 9 • Comic Number 6 • Comic Number 5 • Comic Number 3 • Comic Number 2 • Comic Number 1 • Catch a Wave! • Celebrate the Sponge! 10th Birthday Edition • Clean Sweep • Chuckle and Cringe: SpongeBob's Book of Embarrassing Stories • Class Confusion • Classroom Crack-ups! • Christmas with Krabby Klaws • I Like Crabgrass • Crash Course! • Champions of the Sea! • Count on Me • Clowning Around • Confessions of a Sponge • Crime and Funishment • Dancing With The Star • Deep-Sea Tales • Don't Pencil Me In! • Don't Rock the Boat • Demolition Derby • Drive Thru • Dear SpongeBob • DoodleBob • Election Connection: The Official Nick Guide to Electing the President • Extreme Team! • Factory Fresh! • Fix the Rip • Fearless • Find It! • Five Playtime Tales • Fish Happens! • Four Absorbing Stories • Five Undersea Stories • Feel the Love • For the Love of Bubbles • Food Fight! • Friends Forever • Full Speed Ahead! • Fool's Gold • For Singing Out Loud! SpongeBob's Book of Showstopping Jokes • Fry Cook Freak-Out! • Friends Forever? • Go, Graduate!: All the Best from Bikini Bottom • Gone Jellyfishin' • Gone Nutty! • Goofball Rally! • Good Knight SpongeBob • Greetings from Bikini Bottom • Good Enough to Eat! • Good Ideas... and Other Disasters • Get the Pest • Good Times! • Guitar Songs: Songs for a Duck at Sea • Get a Job SpongeBob • Get Hooked! • Get a Clue!: A Nickelodeon Booktivity Pack • Grand Prize Winner! • Go, Team SpongeBob! • Hands Off! • Happy Birthday, SpongeBob! • Happy Birthday, Squidward! • Haunted Houseboat • Hello, SpongeBob! • Hello, Patrick! • How To Draw SpongeBob SquarePants, 5 Splashy Styles • Hold Your Sea Horses! • How to Draw SpongeBob SquarePants: The Bikini Bottom Collection • Hit the Road: A Nickelodeon Travel Deck • How to Draw SpongeBob SquarePants Drawing Book and Kit • Hugs and Fishes • Hall Monitor • How To Animate: SpongeBob SquarePants Flip book • Hide and Sneak • Hooked on Pirates • Hooray for Dads! • I Ripped My Pants! • I Rule My World! • I'm Ready! • I Saw It All • Hoedown Showdown • I Feel Good! • It's Time • Ice Cream Dreams • Ice Cream Time • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • In a Fix • Jellyfish Jam • Jumbo Coloring Party • Just Say Please • Jingle Smells • Jokes from the Krusty Krab • Jumbo Jokes • Jellyfishing • Krabby Patty Caper • Keep It Neat • Kado Natal • Krusty Krab Adventures • King of Karate! • Life's a Beach and Other SpongeBob-isms • Learn to Draw the Best of Nickelodeon • Let's Get Happy! • Laugh 'n' Ride • Lunch Rush • Lost in Time: A Medieval Adventure • Learn To Read With SpongeBob And Friends • Lights, Camera, Action! • Let's Paint! • Legends of Bikini Bottom • Mistaken Identity • Makhluk Laut yang Bodoh • My Trip to Atlantis - by SpongeBob SquarePants • My Name is CheeseHead • Man Sponge Saves the Day • Mussel Beach • Mother Knows Best • My Adventures with SpongeBob SquarePants • My Pet Sea Monster • Moms Are the Best! • Merry Christmas, SpongeBob • Make it Better • Meow...Like a Snail?! • My Adventures with SpongeBob SquarePants • Mermaid to Measure • Maritime Music Player • Moms Are the Best! • My Happy Book: SpongeBob's 10 Happiest Moments • Nickelodeon Story Time Collection • Nick Ultimate Sticker Collection • Nick Ready-to-Read Boxed Set • Nickelodeon Super Coloring Adventures • Naughty Nautical Neighbors • Nautical Nonsense: A SpongeBob Joke Book • Not Just Cartoons: Nicktoons! • Nickelodeon Jumbo Coloring Adventures • Nickelodeon Little Golden Book Favorites • New Student Starfish • Main Model Pack • Nickelodeon Christmas Tales • Once Upon a SpongeBob • Patrick's Backpack Book • Patrick the Super Star • Patrick Can Help • Plank-ton's Big Plan! • Pirates of Bikini Bottom • Patrick Star! • Pirate Puzzles! • Private Eyes • Plankton Needs It! • Plank-ton to the Rescue! • Party Time • Pest of the West • Plankton's Christmas Surprise! • Ripped Pants • Rocket Wreck • Rock Stars! • Road Trip in 3-D! • Race the Waves • Ride the Tide • Ready, Set, Go! • Ready for Laughs • Rub A Dub Dub • Salty Sea Stories • Super Sponge-tastic! • Seafaring Friends • Serving Up Smiles, a Joke Book • SquaredyPants! • SpongeBob SportyPants! • SpongeBob Football Star! • SpongeBob SantaPants • Sponge Art Kit • SpongeBob SquarePants Flip Book • Sponge at Heart: How to Live a Bikini Bottom Life • SpongeBob WetPants • SpongeBob DetectivePants in Double Trouble • SpongeBob Royale • SpongeBob DetectivePants in the Case of the Ruined Sign • SpongeBob SquarePants Happy Kit! • SpongeBob SquarePants Cine-Manga Box Set • SpongeBob's Busy Day • SpongeBob Detective Pants in the Case of the Lost Shell • Star Pupils! • SpongeBob Rocks • Scavenger Hunt • Sticker Shock! • Shell City, Here we Come! • Stick Together! • SpongeHenge • Sea Ghost • SpongeBob's Feelin' It! • Spring Cleanup • SpongeBob Exposed! The Insider's Guide to SpongeBob SquarePants • SpongeBob Superstar • Short-Order Showdown • Squidward Tentacles • SpongeBob's Christmas Wish • Super Happy Edition • SpongeBob and Chloe: Super Detectives • Somebunny Special • SpongeBob SquarePants Storybook Collection • SpongeBob Pops Up! • Soak It Up! • Storm Warning • SpongeBob and Zachary: Super Detectives • Scared Silly! • Sea Mail • SpongeBob's Day Off • SpongeBob's Bumper Joke Book • Surprize Ink! Just Jellyfishing • SpongeBob and Matthew: Super Detectives • Show Me the Bunny! • Shiver Me Timbers • Special Delivery! • SpongeBob Airpants: The Lost Episode • SpongeBob: Laugh Your SquarePants Off!: A Joke Book Collection • SpongeBob's Very Grown-Up Coloring Book • SpongeBob SquarePants: Little Golden Book Favorites • SpongeBob SquarePants Ocean 3D: Facts & 3D Pics • SpongeBob SquarePants Mad Libs • Star Power! • SpongeBob and the Princess • Stop the Clock • SpongeBob DetectivePants: The Case of the Missing Spatula • SpongeBob DetectivePants in the Case of the Vanished Squirrel • SpongeBob NaturePants • SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! • SpongeBob Goes Green! • SpongeBob to the Rescue! • SpongeBob SquarePants Phonics Box • SpongeBob SquarePants Phonics Box 2 • SpongeBob Goes to the Doctor • SpongeBob JokePants • Spring CleanUp • SpongeBob MoviePants • SpongeBob's Special Delivery • SpongeBob PartyPants • SpongeBob Saves the Day • SpongeBob Saves the Day • SpongeBob, Soccer Star! • SpongeBob's Feelin' It! • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2006 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2007 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2008 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2009 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2010 SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2012 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2013 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2014 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2015 • SpongeBob SquarePants Joke Book • SpongeBob SquarePants Trivia Book • Stir, Squirt, Sizzle: A Nick Cookbook • Sticky Situations! • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Essential Guide • SpongeBob LovePants • SpongeBob SpookyPants • SpongeBob Exposed! The Insider's Guide to SpongeBob SquarePants • SpongeBob SquarePants: Color Me! • SpongeBob Tees Off • SpongeBob RoundPants • SpongeBob's Book of Excuses • SpongeBob's Best Days • SpongeBob's Kitchen Mission Cookbook • SpongeBob's Easter Parade • ScribbleBob DoodlePants! • SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip • SpongeBob SquarePants: Spelling • SpongeBob's Secret Valentine • SpongeBob's Slap Shot • SpongeBob's Box of Books • SpongeBob SquarePants: Multiplication • SpongeBob SquarePants Sudoku Puzzles 1 • SpongeBob SquarePants Sudoku Puzzles 2 • SpongeBob's Yard Sale • SpongeBob's New Toy • SpongeBob SquarePants Sudoku Puzzles 3 • SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide • SpongeBob SportyPants! • SpongeBob for President! • Sponge on the Run! • SpongeBob SquarePants: Glow in the-Dark Sticker Book • Spongezilla Attacks! • Stop the Presses! • Somebunny Special • Stopped Clock • Tales From Bikini Bottom • Think Happy! • Top of the Heap! • The Dark and Murky Cave • The Essential Guide • The Best Mom • The Bikini Bottom Bike Race • Tea at the Treedome • The Blurry Day • Talent Show • The SpongeBob SquarePants Oracle • Tell Me, Magic Shell • The Art Contest: No Cheating Allowed! • The Nick Dictionary • The Amazing SpongeBobini • The Big Halloween Scare • The Great Escape • The Great Train Mystery • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in Goodness, Man Ray! • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in What Were You Shrinking? • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in E.V.I.L vs. the I.J.L.S.A • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in The Mega-Justice Collection • The Good, the Bad, and the Krabby • The Great Patty Caper • Time for Ice Cream • The Bikini Bottom Bike Race • The Eye of the Fry Cook: A Story About Getting Glasses • The Good, the Bad, and the Krabby! • The Great Snail Race • The Never-Ending Stay • The Big Win • The Song That Never Ends • The Big Book of SpongeBob! • The Sponge Who Saved Christmas • The Hole Truth About Work • The SpongeBob SquarePants Experience: A Deep Dive into the World of Bikini Bottom • The Krabby Patty Special (with Extra Plankton) • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (Cine-Manga) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water: The Junior Novelization • The Annual Big Book of SpongeBob SquarePants • The Three Little Neighbors • They Blow Up So Fast! • Trouble at the Krusty Krab! • UFO! • Ultimate Sticker Collection: Nickelodeon • Unidentified Laughing Objects: SpongeBob's Book of Space-y-Jokes • Undersea SuperStar! • Ultimate Storybook Collection • Ultimate Sticker Book: SpongeBob SquarePants • Underwater Math Adventure • Underwater Friends • Vote for SpongeBob • Where's Gary? • What Luck! • Wipe Out! • Where'd It Go?: A Pop-Up Book • What's Cooking, SpongeBob? • Where the Pirates Arrgh! • Who's Hungry? • Wipe-Off Workbook • Wormy • WhoBob WhatPants? • Wonderful Wormy • Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!: A Pirate Joke Book • You Can't Keep a Good Sponge Down • You're Fired! • You Snooze, You Lose • Zoo Day Disaster • Zoo of Balloons