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"You're Old" is a song that is played in the episode "Mid-Life Crustacean." An extended version of this song is available on The Yellow Album.


Parts only in "Mid-Life Crustacean"

Radio DJ: You've got it tuned to K-O-L-D, K-Old, your all-oldies station. Here's a little something you may remember from the good old days.

Parts from both versions

You're old. (You're old.)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-cracklin'
Like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins
'Cause you're old!

Parts only on The Yellow Album

[instrumental break]
You're old. (You're old.)
A wheezing decrepit windbag,
Where you once had muscle
You've got jelly rolls.
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Man, you're old.
(You're old.)
You're old.


  • In some countries, the radio only broadcasts the instrumental version of this song because it contains controversial lyrics. Part of the instrumental version taken from the Castilian Spanish dub can be heard here.