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The wooden clarinet is a musical instrument that appears in the episode "Christmas Who?" and the video game SpongeBob's Truth or Square.

Description

The wooden clarinet, as stated by Squidward, is a clarinet made out of driftwood that has his name on it. There is also a button on it that, when pushed, shows three wooden Squidwards that play a tune (which is "The Sugar Plum Fairy").

It was given in a blue purple-striped gift box.

Role in series

"Christmas Who?"

SpongeBob gives Squidward the wooden clarinet as a Christmas present. SpongeBob is depressed because Santa Claus never came to Bikini Bottom, and he made the clarinet for Squidward so that Squidward wouldn't be left out on Christmas when Santa came, because Squidward didn't believe in Santa. Squidward is touched by SpongeBob's gift and feels bad about how he treated SpongeBob earlier and decides to make up for him by portraying as Santa himself. This leads to Squidward giving away almost everything he owns in his house just to keep SpongeBob's morale up.

Squidward then receives a note from Santa and is shocked to see that he is actually real. Squidward then says that he is insane and goes back inside playing his new wooden clarinet.

SpongeBob's Truth or Square

It is one of SpongeBob's memories.

Gallery

List of musical instruments (VE)
Woodwinds

ClareyWooden clarinetHoward's bassoonGolden clarinetSlide whistle

Strings

BassinetThe world's smallest violinSpongeBob's ukuleleNutsy

SpongeBob's Truth or Square (VE)

Characters and actors: Andy SambergCaptainRicky GervaisPatchy's momDevil PottyAngel PottyCeeLo GreenRosario DawsonEddie DeezenTriumph, the Insult Comic DogLeBron JamesTina FeyWill FerrellCamerafishBoom microphone operatorRobin WilliamsThe Guy on the PennyP!nkMimeTalking flowersNot SpongeBobWedding officiantLive-action whaleTenderizerPlanktoBotDemento BotSquidBotWee Yellow BotNosferatuSanta Claus

Locations: Krusty KrabKrusty Krab freezerChum BucketSpongeBob's housePatrick's houseSquidward's houseNickelodeon Animation StudioEncino

Songs: A Day Like ThisKrabby Patty JingleRubber Hose RagWe've Got ScurvyOh, Krusty KrabBeautiful DreamerRejected theme songs

Objects: Jellyfish netBubblesBaby jellyfishSandy's iced tea glassMagic Conch shellHeart-shaped acornMopHot dogGolden spatulaSnellie's pet carrierSoda drinking hatWooden clarinetMermaid Man's beltAquaphoneKrabby PattyMr. Krabs' first dollarKarate gearVolcano SauceMr. Krabs' first dimeFriendship ringRecipe for a Krabby PattyWalkie-talkieSquidward tiki

Shorts: BalloonsJuice ManTrafficThe Outfit

Miscellaneous: DVDVideo gameOnline gamePC gameThe Great Escape bookGood Times!Screen NoveltiesBurger King toysBikini Bottom Bash DVDThe Next 100 EpisodesThe Best 200 Episodes EverThe Pilot a Mini-Movie and the Square ShortsSpongeBob SquarePants Vol. 9The Complete Sixth SeasonSeason 6 Volume 1Triple Pack 1Big Hits: Volume 1The Super Spongy Square GamesAltronList of MTV bumpersSpongeBob's Greatest Hits

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