[morphs into a question mark] Who am I? [morphs into a pineapple] I just can't remember.
Who am I?
(imitates Pearl):I just can't recall!
(imitates handsome man):Who am I to sing this somber song?
When you've got six heads, there's something wrong.
SpongeBob:Who am I?
All:Please tell me.
SpongeBob:Who am I?
All:Do you know me?
(imitating Clementine):My name could be Clementine or...
(imitating Freddie):it could be Freddie.
Two SpongeBobs:I just can't recognize myself.
I don't know if I'm ready.
All:[imitating his friends in a barber shop quintet] I'm ready!
SpongeBob:Who am I? [morphs into a male fish] I have a right to know!
Who am I? Am I friend...
(imitates Plankton):Or foe?
SpongeBob:I have so many features.
It makes it hard to tell.
I don't know what my first name is.
But my faces ring a bell.
(imitates Squidward):Who am I? [rings bell]
(imitates Mr. Krabs):Who am I? [rings bell]
(imitates Patrick):Who am I? [rings bell]
(imitates Plankton):Who am I? [rings bell]
SpongeBob:Who am I? [phone rings] Hello-o-o?
Caller:(talking) Hello. To whom am I speaking?
SpongeBob:I... don't... know...
Trivia[]
This is the second song to have SpongeBob hit the high note while singing it. The first time he hit the high note was in the episode "Pizza Delivery" when he was singing "The Krusty Krab Pizza."