- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Patrick Star (cameo)
- Squidward Tentacles (cameo)
- Sandy Cheeks (cameo)
- Orin J. Ruffy
- French Narrator
A policeman, along with his two friends (one is short while the other one is big and muscular), decide to reveal the true identity of a fish. He then pulls off said fish's mask, only to find Squidward instead of Orin J. Ruffy, so he repeats to pull off the same fish's mask, only to find Sandy. He does it again, only to find Patrick laughing. Finally, he pulls the mask off, only to find SpongeBob. However, SpongeBob pulls off the policeman's mask to reveal he was Orin J. Ruffy instead.
Ruffy runs away and the French narrator says, "That was unexpected."
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
‣ Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [Title card]
‣ Cloak and Dagger [#69] - Phil Green [Squidward is underneath of the disguise/Sandy is underneath of the disguise/Patrick is underneath of the disguise/SpongeBob is underneath of the disguise]
- On the Complete Seventh Season DVD, this short is titled "The Porter Revealed."
- This is the last short on the Pilot a Mini-Movie and the Square Shorts DVD.
- This short premiered ten years after "Pressure" and "The Smoking Peanut" and nine years after "As Seen on TV" and "Can You Spare a Dime?"
- The title card of this short is similar to that of "Karate Island."
- Sandy appeared in this short but not in the actual episode.