This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Goodbye, Krabby Patty? short "What Else Can a Krabby Patty Do?," which aired on February 18, 2017.

  • [SpongeBob's arm is holding a Krabby Patty and spins around during a commercial.]
  • TV Announcer: The delicious, mouth-watering Krabby Patty is now available in frozen! But this patty isn't just for eating anymore! Because there are so many things you can do with a frozen Krabby Patty!
  • [SpongeBob's arm twists so hard that it unravels and the Krabby Patty splatters all over the screen.]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh yeah? Like what?
  • TV Announcer: Like this!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick are in their snow gear with Krabby Patties on their feet.]
  • TV Announcer: Use them as snowshoes!
  • [Patrick sinks into the snow. The scene changes to Jellyfish Fields where SpongeBob is holding a Krabby Patty.]
  • TV Announcer: As a flying disc!
  • [SpongeBob twists himself and throws the Krabby Patty. The patty slices Patrick's head.]
  • Patrick: Yay!
  • [Patrick picks up the patty and places it in his head. Patrick puts his head back together and drools. The scene changes to a frozen lake and SpongeBob appears to be using a Krabby Patty as a puck while playing hockey.]
  • TV Announcer: Or a hockey puck!
  • [SpongeBob hits the patty as he tries to make a goal. But the patty hits Patrick in the head and knocks him down. Patrick gives a thumbs up and the crowd cheers. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick wearing dresses and are having a tea party.]
  • TV Announcer: You can comb their hair!
  • [Patrick brushes the hair on the Krabby Patty. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick wearing Krabby Patty ingredients are jewelry.]
  • TV Announcer: Wear them as jewelry!
  • SpongeBob: Oh!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick flushing the Krabby Patty down the toilet.]
  • TV Announcer: Or flush them down the toilet! The only limits are your imagination!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh as the patty is flushed. The toilet begins to overflow as it is now clogged up.]
  • Patrick: This ain't your grandma's Krabby Patty! [laughs]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, actually Patrick, that was my grandma's Krabby Patty.
  • [Grandma Squarepants is shown and appears to be angry.]
  • Patrick: Oh, I'm sorry.
  • TV Announcer: The frozen Krabby Patty! Now available where they keep things cold!
  • [The scene changes to a morgue where two doctors open a compartment in which they are pulling out the corpse of Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein's monster wakes up and scares away the doctors. Then he takes out a Krabby Patty and eats it.]
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