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"Wash and Dry" (also known as "Wash and Dry Tag") is a song from the episode "Laundro-Madness." It plays after the laundromat patrons celebrate Squidward for defeating the washing machine.

Lyrics[]

Incidentals: Wash and dry, my, oh, my.
I got soap suds in my eye.
Socks will fly, stains will die.
Everybody tumble dry! Yee-haw!
Skirts are cleaned, pants are steamed.
Fresh out of the dang machine!
Bleach your clothes, soak your hose.
Cowboy and incidentals: This is how a washer goes.
Glug, glug, spin, spin, waka-daka-dong!
Glug, glug, spin, spin, waka-daka-dong!
Squidward: Wash and dry, I won't lie,
I can't wait to say goodbye!
Glug, glug, spin, spin, buh-buh-buh-buh-bye!
Glug, glug, spin, spin, buh-buh-buh-buh-bye!
SpongeBob: [spoken] Squidward! Wait for me!
Cowboy: Buh-buh-buh-buh-bye!