- Mavnol333: Last time on ESB Underwater, our twenty-four contestants got a peek at our confessional stall, their rooms, and their competition. Afterwards, I divided them up into two teams of twelve, the Liquid Leaders and the Wet Warriors! Pretty good, wouldn't ya say? After a few hours of bonding, they were released into the vicious waters to compete in their first ever challenge; a race to an underground convenience store to retrieve a spatula wanted by the owner of the most popular eatery under the sea, which is some fat crab who forgets to zip up his fly. The Wet Warriors were in the lead and retrieved their spatula before the Liquid Leaders. However, Ruggie the mentally unstable freak grabbed the wrong spatula after ruining the team's map and holding them back, which meant the first contestants voted off ESB Underwater was Ruggie. I won't miss you and neither will the producers. Who will screw up, who will be screwed, and who will be screwed over? Find out now, on ESB Underwater!
- [Theme song plays]
- [Vemsa walks into the submarine with a tired look on his face, and soon collapses on the floor from exhaustion]
- Vemsa (in the confessional): What a bunch of uncaring jerks. They left me to DIE in the middle of the Pacific Ocean! It took me all night to find the submarine and I got absolutely no sleep. I hate this freaking show.
- JoJo: Hey Vemsa, how goes it?
- Vemsa: [glares at JoJo]
- JoJo (in the confessional): How was I supposed to know that Vemsa's mask came off? Nobody said anything, and I was way too focused on getting that spatula than saving a life.
- GuyBesideYou3 (in the confessional): Now that Ruggie's gone, we're sure to win the next challenge. I mean, if it weren't for Ruggie picking up the wrong spatula, we would've won. There's no way we'll lose.
- Alex (in the confessional): I have just about had it with this place. Sharko will not stop shoving this stupid laundry stops joke down my throat. C'mon, man! It's just SpongeBob holding a laundry basket!
- Sharko (in the confessional): Last night, I think I saw Alex slightly grin at the 71st time I told him my laundry stops joke. I think it's working!
- Cmcgrath26: [to PlanKrab] Hey, PlanKrab, you got a second?
- PlanKrab: Sure-er-er. What do you need?
- Cmcgrath26: Great! So, I've been thinking. Do you want to be in an alliance with me? I mean, we both have a lot in common. We both have cool pets and... uh...
- Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): Now that Ruggie's gone, the Wet Warriors lost a player that was holding them down, which means they have a chance to win the next challenge. I don't want to lose the next challenge and get ganged up on like Ruggie. So, I need to make an alliance with somebody to make sure I don't get eliminated early. I think PlanKrab's the perfect candidate. He seems like a cool and trustworthy dude.
- PlanKrab (in the confessional): An alliance with Cmc? Sure-er-er, I'm cool with that. He seems like a pretty nice guy. Plus, being in an alliance gives us the opportunity to get to know each other better. Ever since I took over that underwater restaurant back when I was evil, I haven't had too many friends, so I could really use one right about now.
- PlanKrab: [laughs] Of course we can be in an alliance-er-er. But, if you ask me, two people isn't enough. We need one more-er-er person.
- SpongeTron D: Hey guys, what do you think the next challenge will be?
- [PlanKrab and Cmc exchange looks]
- PlanKrab: SpongeTron-er-er, would you like to be in an alliance with Cmc and I-er-er?
- SpongeTron D: Sure-er-er!
- SpongeTron D (in the confessional): Whenever I'm anywhere around PlanKrab, I have the urge to say "-er-er-er" all the time just like he does! Not only that, but I also have the urge to give everybody a handshake.
- TheKorraFanatic: [to CartoonGuy] Hey, I'm hyped to start the next challenge. I wonder when it'll start.
- Mavnol333 (on the intercom): The second challenge will start in a moment, Sweetheart.
- TheKorraFanatic (in the confessional): You know, I think I know why I haven't been talking that much ever since I started this competition. Every single time I speak, Mavnol calls me "Sweetheart", which annoys the hell out of me. I guess I'll just have to stop talking.
- Mavnol333 (on the intercom): Man, I LOVE using this intercom! I can hear my voice from the other side of the submarine! This is so cool! Lalalalalala! Anyways, congratulations everyone on not getting eliminated first. Meet me at the exit, it's time to begin our second challenge.
- [The contestants make their way to the exit]
- Mavnol333: Alright, it's time to start our next challenge. Here are your helmets everybod-
- Vemsa: [cuts him off] Oh no, there is no way I'm not going to get a helmet like last time. Because of you, I nearly drowned!
- Mavnol333: Whatever. Just pick your helmet.
- Vemsa: [grabs the first helmet he sees]
- [The helmet has a few huge cracks]
- Vemsa: This helmet is almost broken!
- Alex: Yeah, uh, I punched Sharko a few times during the last challenge so that's probably why.
- Vemsa: Whatever. Give me another one host man.
- Mavnol333: Sorry, no backsies. Work with what ya got.
- Vemsa: UGHHHHH!
- Vemsa (in the confessional): I'm probably not going to make it out of this competition alive.
- Mavnol333: Alright, now that you all have your helmets, let's head over to the Krusty Krab.
- Peterbilt: But we went there last time!
- Mavnol333: Ah, but the entirety of the challenge will take place there. Move, move, move!
- [The contestants enter the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Whoa, you guys are a big group! Table for 24?
- Mavnol333: Um, no. We're the reality show cast. We're here for the competition.
- SpongeBob: Competition?! Oh, boy! Can I watch?
- Mavnol333: Sure. We're gonna need your kitchen first, dude.
- SpongeBob: Oh. Oh, okay. But make sure to treat my spatulas with care.
- Mavnol333: Fine, we will.
- SpongeBob: Wait! Can I... say my goodbyes?
- Mavnol333: Eugh, alright fine! Make it quick. I have a show to host.
- SpongeBob: [to his spatula] Make sure you be good, Spat. Have... fun. Oh, why do they have to go like this?! Why, why?!?!
- Mavnol333: We're not taking your spatula, bro. We're just borrowing it for the competition.
- SpongeBob: Oh. Whoopee!
- Jfro8461 (in the confessional): What kind of place is this?
- PlanKrab (in the confessional): I remember that fella-er-er. I gave him a few handshakes back when I was a villain.
- Mavnol333: Now with all of… that out of the way, it’s time to start the challenge. Both teams will be cooking for a customer that you will meet in a moment. He will be giving each team a different order that you will have to cook. Whoever cooks the dish that he likes the most, or dislikes the least, wins the challenge and immunity.
- TheKorraFanatic: Hold on, does the winner of this challenge get a REWARD this time? You promised a reward for our team last time and we never got one.
- Mavnol333: What can I say, Sweetheart? I have better things to think about than your team’s reward. Anywho, the customer you will be cooking for is right over there. [points to Bubble Bass]
- Bubble Bass: Ugh, why did I agree to such nonsense? None of these bozos look like they can even put butter on toast.
- YOIMKYLE (in the confessional): We have to cook a delicious meal for THIS jerk?
- Mavnol333: Haha, yeah, I know. Bad cooks equal high ratings. Anywho, Liquid Leaders, since you won the last challenge, you will be taking Bubble Bass’ first order. Hop to it.
- Vemsa: [to Bubble Bass] What do you want, you tub of lard?
- Bubble Bass: Tub of lard? TUB OF LARD?! Nobody calls ME a tub of lard! [jumps on top of Vemsa and squishes him with his rockhard buttcheeks]
- Vemsa (in the confessional): So far I have been mauled by a bear, left to drown in the Pacific Ocean, and squished by a humongous bass booty. I hate this place.
- Mavnol333: Yikes. Since Vemsa has a couple of bones sticking out of his body, he won’t be competing in today’s challenge. Someone else on your team will have to take Bubble Bass’ order.
- Cmcgrath26: I’ll do it. What will you have today, sir?
- Bubble Bass: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
- Cmcgrath26: ... A triple burger it is.
- Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): What kind of messed-up food do these people eat?
- Mavnol333: Alright, Liquid Leaders, since you’ve finished taking his order, you can head on over to the kitchen and prepare your dish. Wet Warriors, you’re up.
- MagicSponge123: What do you want?
- Bubble Bass: I will have a quad patty, with a sprinkling of Himalayan salt, smoked paprika, and micro greens.
- MagicSponge123: Uh, whatever you say, man.
- Mavnol333: Hold on, Wet Warriors. Apparently, Mr. Bossman failed to mention that he only owns one grill, and since the Liquid Leaders are using that grill right now, you’ll have to wait until they’re finished cooking.
- Wet Warriors: Ugh!
- [The episode transitions to the kitchen]
- Cmcgrath26: Okay, does ANYBODY know how to cook a burger besides me, because I can really use some help here.
- [Nobody responds]
- Cmcgrath26: [sigh] Well then. I guess I’ll have to cook this triple burger all by myself.
- PlanKrab (in the confessional): I would’ve helped Cmc if I was a competent chef. Last time I used a stove, my house nearly caught on fire-er-er. I just ate hamburger-flavored handshake lotion that night.
- Cmcgrath26: Okay, I finished cooking the burger. Let’s bring it to Rubble Cash.
- Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): Okay, so it took me a while to remember his name.
- Cmcgrath26: Here’s your burger. [hands Bubble Bass the triple burger]
- Bubble Bass: Ugh, this is not what I asked for. [takes a bite of the burger] But, this is delicious! The buns could’ve been warmer though. 7/10.
- Cmcgrath26 (in the confessional): I get three points deducted just because the buns weren’t warm enough?
- Mavnol333: Alright, Wet Warriors, you’re up. Get to the kitchen.
- [The Wet Warriors enter the kitchen]
- Louis219: [grabs some ingredients] Okay, guys, let's get to work.
- MagicSponge123: [takes the ingredients from Louis] I'll take that!
- Louis219: Hey!
- MagicSponge123: Guys, let me do all of the work! I used to work at McDonald's! Trust me, with me on this team, we'll win with no problem!
- GuyBesideYou3: Uh, I dunno about that, MagicSponge.
- Louis219: Have your parents ever tell you there's no "I" in "team"?
- MagicSponge123: Pfft, no. They always told me there's an "I" in "win"!
- [MagicSponge drops four of the patties on the ground]
- MagicSponge123: Five second rule! [puts the patties on the grill]
- Louis219: You can't be serious!
- GuyBesideYou3: Gross! Those fell on the floor! You're gonna serve that?!
- MagicSponge123: Relax. A little dirt and disease never hurt anybody.
- YOIMKYLE: This isn't gonna work! Let's get more patties!
- MagicSponge123: NO! My burgers are perfectly fine! They could just use a little more salt!
- [MagicSponge pours all of the salt from the container onto the patties]
- Louis219: MAGICSPONGE, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO GIVE THE GUY HEART DISEASE! He's already on his way there!
- MagicSponge123: Stop overreacting.
- [All four of the patties catch on fire]
- Dededeletethis: THEY'RE ON FIRE! THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE BEING DEFIED!
- Albert's Country: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
- Louis219: [grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays foam all over the patties, putting out the fire]
- MagicSponge123: HEY, you ruined them!
- Louis219: I ruined them?!
- Mavnol333: Times up, Warriors!
- MagicSponge123: What do you mean “Times up, Warriors!”? You never said there was a time limit!
- Mavnol333: Yeah, well, I’m getting bored and so is Bubble Bass. Give him your dish already.
- MagicSponge123: Um, here you go, Bubble Bass.
- Bubble Bass: Eugh, what is this?
- MagicSponge123: Don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to handle the answers to. Just eat it.
- Bubble Bass: [takes a bite and immediately spits it out] Ew! This is the worst thing I have ever tasted! The patties are hard as rocks and smeared with white fluid!
- Vemsa: Just like your buttcheeks you big fat- ow, ow, ow, my bones!
- Bubble Bass: The obvious winners are the Liquid Leaders.
- Liquid Leaders: Woo! Wahoo! Oh yeah!
- Mavnol333: The bass has spoken, Wet Warriors. What can I say? Your team sucks. You’re sending a teammate home for the second time in a row.
- Wet Warriors: Ugh!
- LATER THAT NIGHT AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY
- Mavnol333: Welcome to Rock Bottom, everyone. Here, I have one bus ticket in my hand and one of you will receive it. The player who receives the bus ticket will be eliminated from the competition and can never ever return to the game. Go to the bathroom and start voting.
- [Everybody goes to the bathroom and votes]
- Mavnol333: I have received and tallied the votes. If your name gets called, come up and stand next to me. The last person sitting down will be eliminated. Koolkitty108.
- [Koolkitty108 walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: YOIMKYLE.
- [YOIMKYLE walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: Peterbilt.
- [Peterbilt walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: Dededeletethis.
- [Dededeletethis walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: Shut Up.
- Dededeletethis: Who, me?
- Mavnol333: No, 0fflinejoe!
- [Shut Up walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: Louis219.
- [Louis walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: Albert’s Country.
- [Albert walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: GuyBesideYou3.
- [GuyBesideYou3 walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: Chase McFly.
- [Chase walks up to Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: There are two contestants, but only one bus ticket. Whoever gets this bus ticket will be eliminated. The player who will NOT be receiving this bus ticket is…
- Chickenkrispies: [shakes with fear]
- MagicSponge123: [sweats]
- Mavnol333: ...Chickenkrispies.
- Chickenkrispies: Yes!
- Mavnol333: MagicSponge123, here is your bus ticket.
- MagicSponge123: WHAT?! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!
- Louis219: Having McDonald's on your resume doesn't make your charcoal patties some kind of delicate cuisine. Get over yourself!
- MagicSponge123: AUGH! I'll be back one day! Just you watch!
- [MagicSponge waves his magic wand]
- [A pink cloud appears out of nowhere]
- [As the pink cloud disappears, you can see MagicSponge running out of the bus station]
- Mavnol333: That’s 2 down, 22 more to go, here, on ESB Underwater!
- [Credits play]