- Mavnol333: 'Sup! Mavnol here on Bikini Atoll, the island that is directly above the underwater town known as Bikini Bottom! I'm waiting for 24 people to come aboard this island, hop on a gigantic submarine that we wasted most of the show's budget on, and take a ride into the ocean. You may be wondering why. Well, these kids are competing in a reality show underwater for 500,000 dollars. Here's the deal, once these unsuspecting contestants arrive, they'll be brought into the submarine and travel down to the underwater city. Once we arrive, they will be divided into two teams of twelve. The teams will be competing against each other in several different challenges in chance of winning immunity for the night. The losers of each challenge will travel to a bus station, located in Rock Bottom. There, the team will vote for the person they would like to be eliminated from the competition. The contestant with the most votes is out of the contest, and they can never return. This cycle will continue until all but one man has been eliminated. That one man will go home with a check for 500,000 dollars. The contestants are almost here, so get ready for the show of a lifetime, right now, on ESB Underwater!
- [Theme song plays]
- Mavnol333: Welcome back to ESB Underwater! Our contestants should be arriving any second now.
- [The first boat arrives to the island]
- [The first contestant, Vemsa, gets off of the boat]
- Mavnol333 Vemsa, what's up, my gal!
- Vemsa: I'm a dude...
- Mavnol333: Oh, sorry about that, man. Anyways, you're the first contestant to arrive at the island, so you can either look around or stay here to meet your other fellow players.
- Vemsa: I'll look around, thanks. Another second with you and I'll just about lose it.
- Mavnol333: Fine, it's your funeral. Ciao!
- Vemsa: Jerk. [walks away to explore the island]
- [The second boat arrives to the island]
- [The second contestant, Sharko, gets off of the boat]
- Sharko: Am I the first contestant to arrive?
- Mavnol333: Nah, man, you're the second. The other one ran off to explore the island.
- Sharko:
- Mavnol333: Uh, okay then. Are you gonna explore the island with the other dude or stay here and meet your fellow contestants?
- Sharko: I'm gonna stay here. I wanna see if anybody brought a laundry machine with them.
- Mavnol333: Whatever floats your boat, man. Speaking of boats...
- [The third boat arrives to the island, and SpongeTron D hops off and heads toward Mavnol333]
- Mavnol333: ...SpongeTron D has arrived! Welcome, my guy!
- SpongeTron D: What's up, man?! I hope you don't mind, but I brought my clones X, Y, and Z.
- Mavnol333: Uh, I do mind. They didn't enter the competition so they gotta go home.
- SpongeTron D: Oh... are you sure we can't work out some kind of-
- Mavnol333: Don't even bother asking! Get 'em outta here!
- SpongeTron D: But-
- SpongeTron Z: It's okay, D. We're fine.
- SpongeTron X: Yeah, we promise. We know you can do it!
- SpongeTron Y: Yeah! We believe in you!
- SpongeTron D: [grins] Thanks, you three. I'll try my best.
- [The third boat sails away from the island with SpongeTron's clones]
- Mavnol333: Well, that was something.
- [The next boat arrives, along with the next contestant, PlanKrab]
- Mavnol333: Yo, dude! Glad you could make it!
- PlanKrab: Ahoy-er-er, Mavnol! I brought my pet bunny along for the ride, is it alright if he stays?
- Mavnol333: Hmmm, alright, fine. What's his name?
- PlanKrab: His name's Buns-er-er.
- Mavnol333: Is "-er-er" a part of his name or not?
- PlanKrab: You know, I actually have no idea-er-er.
- Mavnol333: Alright then. Have fun, man.
- PlanKrab: I will-er-er.
- SpongeTron D: I love your accent-er-er! Oops, now I'm saying it! It's contagious!
- PlanKrab: Yeah, that happens sometimes-er-er.
- [The first contestant, Vemsa, comes back from his exploration while looking extremely scratched up]
- Sharko: Good God, what happened to you?
- Vemsa: I got mauled by a bear.
- Sharko:
- PlanKrab: What are bears doing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean-er-er?!
- Mavnol333: Oh yeah, that was my idea. Anyways, here comes our next contestant, Jfro8461!
- Jfro8461: Hey everybody, what's happening?
- Vemsa: I got mauled by a bear, this dude keeps saying "-er-er-er" over and over, this guy won't stop stopping his laundry, and this guy brought clones to the island.
- Jfro8461: Oh, that's great. Are there any normal people here yet?
- Mavnol333: Not yet! In the meantime, please welcome our next contestant, Alex!
- Alex: Hey guys, I'm excited to be here-
- [Alex's boat sails away with his luggage still on board]
- Alex: Hey! HEY! My suitcases are still on the boat!
- Mavnol333 Sorry man, I guess you'll have to rough it for the whole competish.
- Alex: What?! You're not gonna go get my luggage?!
- Mavnol333: Nope, I'm too busy chatting with the combo-clone here. [to PlanKrab] So you actually MELTED once?
- PlanKrab: Yeah, it was awful-er-er.
- Alex: Ugh. [to Sharko] Can you believe this host? He's so incompetent that he won't even bother getting my own stuff back!
- Sharko:
- Alex: Um, okay. Anyways, not even all of the contestants have arrived and this place already bugs me.
- Sharko:
- Alex: Can you actually respond to me for once?
- Sharko:
- Alex: Can you STOP doing that?!
- Sharko:
- Alex: UGH! I hate this place already!
- [The next boat arrives to the island and Ruggie gets off]
- Mavnol333: Ruggie, hi! How are you doin'?
- Ruggie: RUGGIE RUGGIE RUGGIE RUGGIE.
- Alex: This is not worth 500,000 dollars.
- Mavnol333 Settle down guys, our next contestant is about to arrive.
- [The next contestant, Cmcgrath26, gets off of the boat]
- Cmcgrath26: Hey, guys. Mind if I bring my pet rat along for the ride?
- Mavnol333: Yes, I do mind. Somebody already brought a pet with them! This is a reality competition, not a petting zoo.
- Cmcgrath26: Aw, okay. [to the rat] See ya later little fella.
- PlanKrab: What's the little guy's name-er-er?
- Cmcgrath26: You're gonna think it's stupid.
- PlanKrab: No, I won't. Trust me-er-er.
- Cmcgrath26: Alright... I named her "Unnamed".
- PlanKrab: Do you want my honest opinion-er-er?
- Cmcgrath26: Sure.
- PlanKrab: [lightheartedly] That's a weird name-er-er.
- Cmcgrath26: [laughs] Yeah, I know. Er-er.
- PlanKrab: The little gal looks adorable, though-er-er. I wish she could stay and hang with my pet bunny.
- Cmcgrath26: You have a bunny? Awesome!
- Mavnol333: Alright guys, let's welcome our next contestant. Koolkitty108!
- Koolkitty108: [talks in a super quick voice] Hi, guys! Oh my gosh, I am, like, so excited to play this game with you all. Oh, wow, this is a cool island! Look at that palm tree, hi Mr. Palm Tree! Oh wow, look at that bear mauling that guy-
- Mavnol333: KOOLKITTY108, PLEASE! I can't even understand what you're saying!
- Koolkitty108: Oh, I'm sorry Mavnol. It's just that I'm really excited to play this game! [walks up to Alex] Hi! How are you-
- Alex: I don't have any sugar on me, lady.
- Koolkitty108: Oh! That's a bummer. See ya!
- [The next boat arrives with our next contestant, Louis219]
- Louis219: Hey, man, it's good to be here.
- Mavnol333: Yeah, you say that now.
- Louis219: So... can I explore the island?
- Mavnol333: No, you can't. Most of the island is occupied by a few bears. Whom of which are mauling one of our contestants right now.
- Louis219: You're not gonna do anything about that?
- Mavnol333: Nope, it's the crew's job to keep the contestants safe, and they're on lunch break.
- Louis219: Okay then.
- [The next boat arrives with our next contestant, CartoonGuy]
- CartoonGuy: Hey dude, do we have to pay any money to compete in this show?
- Mavnol333: Hmm, ummm, uhhh, yeah, sure. 10 dollars.
- CartoonGuy: I don't think so, Charlie! I got my senior discount!
- Mavnol333: But you aren't even a senior. Pony up the money.
- CartoonGuy: Damn it. [pays Mavnol the money]
- Mavnol333: [to himself] Hehe, how gullible can you be? Anyways, here comes our next contestant, Dededeletethis!
- Dededeletethis: [stares at their phone]
- Mavnol333: [takes Dededeletethis' phone] Hey, you're not supposed to bring any mobile devices with you. What are you looking at anyways?
- Dededeletethis' phone:
- Mavnol333: Um, alright then. Have fun, dude. Your phone will be with me.
- [The next boat arrives with Albert's Country, our next contestant]
- Albert's Country: Yo, what's up, man?! Are there any 137 year-old ladies nearby?
- Mavnol333: Uh, nope. Sorry dude.
- Albert's Country: Aw man.
- Mavnol333: [to himself] I have no idea what he means by that and I don't wanna find out. Anyways, let's welcome our next contestant, 9/17!
- 9/17: Hey guys, I'm glad to be here!
- Albert's Country: Hey, man, have you seen any 137 year-old ladies recently? If so, describe her looks to me.
- 9/17: No, I have not seen any 137 year-old ladies recently. Now leave me be while I go explore the island.
- Mavnol333: Watch out for the bears.
- Vemsa: [screaming] HELP ME!
- Mavnol333: [screaming] BUSY HOSTING HERE! Anyways, welcome to the show, bro.
- Sharko: [to Alex] This is a huge moment, am I right?
- Alex: SHUT UP!
- Mavnol333: Speaking of "shut up", please welcome our next contestant, 0fflinejoe, who would rather be called "Shut Up" than his regular name.
- Shut Up: Hello everyone!
- SpongeTron D: What's up 0ffli-
- Shut Up: [cuts SpongeTron D off] DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!
- SpongeTron D: Oh, okay then, dude. What's up... Shut Up?
- Shut Up: I'm fine. How are you?
- SpongeTron D: Confused-er-er. Ugh! I can't stop saying "-er-er" for some reason!
- [The next boat arrives with our next contestant, Chickenkrispies]
- Mavnol333: Welcome to the island, Krispies!
- Chickenkrispies: [walks onto the island with a bucket of KFC]
- Mavnol333: Is that Kentucky Fried Chicken?
- Chickenkrispies: Oh, yeah. I'm addicted to this stuff. I can't go more than 10 hours without at least one bucket of-
- Mavnol333: [cuts him off] I want it. [takes the KFC away].
- Chickenkrispies: What?! I need that chicken to live, man!
- Mavnol333: Well, "man", you can't bring outside foods into the competition. Also, I love this stuff. [takes a bite of chicken] Damn good meat.
- Chickenkrispies: [walks up to Louis219] You got any KFC man? You gotta hook me up!
- Louis219: Uh, I don't got any chicken on me. Sorry about that.
- Chickenkrispies: UGH! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, MAVNOL! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
- Mavnol333: Dude, please stop screaming. You don't want to scare away our next contestant, GoldenSpongebob.
- GoldenSpongebob: Hey guys, happy to be- EW! What is that disgusting smell?!
- Mavnol333: Whoops. Sorry dude, I've been eating more than a bit of KFC recently.
- Chickenkrispies: Ugh!
- [The next boat arrives at the island with our next contestant, YOIMKYLE]
- YOIMKYLE: Hi everyone! How are you guys doing- oh my God! Mavnol, did you know that a couple of bears are mauling two people over there?
- Mavnol333: Two? I thought there was only one. [looks towards the bears] Oh, it's just a cameraman who's risking his life to save Vemsa. Anyways, welcome to the show man! You can leave your luggage with me.
- YOIMKYLE: I don't feel safe here.
- Mavnol333: [ignores] With that out of the way, let's say hello to our next contestant, TheKorraFanatic. Ignore the bears, sweetheart.
- TheKorraFanatic: Sweetheart?
- Mavnol333: Yeah. Sweetheart. Now move along, Sweetheart, so the other contestants can make their way through.
- TheKorraFanatic: Whatever you say. [to Chickenkrispies] Man, what a jerk that dude is.
- Chickenkrispies: I know right?! He stole my KFC! That dude's going down!
- TheKorraFanatic: I hear ya. If he calls me Sweetheart one more time, I think I'm gonna throw him into the water.
- Mavnol333: I can hear you, Sweetheart! Anyways, our next contestant, MagicSponge123, has just arrived.
- MagicSponge123: [walks up to Mavnol with no luggage]
- Mavnol333: Uh, MagicSponge, where's your luggage? You do realize you'll be staying here for around eight weeks?
- [MagicSponge pulls out a magic wand and waves it]
- MagicSponge123: Abraca-magic!
- [A dumpster randomly appears]
- MagicSponge123: Oh. That was supposed to be my luggage.
- Mavnol333: Haha, now we have a terrible magician on our show. It just gets better and better.
- MagicSponge123: HEY, I'M GONNA WIN THIS THING! Just watch! [storms away]
- Mavnol333: I'd love to visit the magical fairy tale world where that happens! Hahaha!
- [The next boat arrives with our next contestant, GuyBesideYou3]
- Mavnol333: WASSUP, MY GUY?!
- GuyBesideYou3: [walks right by Mavnol]
- Mavnol333: Dude, you gotta get beside me so I can get your luggage.
- GuyBesideYou3: Oh, sorry about that.
- Mavnol333: Whatever. Our next contestant has just arrived! Chase McFly!
- Chase McFly: Hi, Mavnol- OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE-
- Mavnol333: [cuts him off] Ignore the bears. We'll save them eventually.
- Chase McFly: I think that cameraman isn't even breathi-
- Mavnol333: [cuts him off again] Another contestant has arrived! Peterbilt!
- Peterbilt: What's up!
- Mavnol333: Nothin' much. Just meeting you guys, watching Vemsa getting mauled by a bear, and eating some KFC.
- Chickenkrispies: UGHHHHHH!
- Mavnol333: Ignore him. Anywho, our last contestant is almost here!
- [The last boat of the day delivers the last contestant, JoJo]
- JoJo: Hello everybo-
- Mavnol333: Times up! [to everyone] Alright, everybody. Now that you're all here, the game has officially begun. Get in the submarine. You've all got a challenge to compete in.
- [Credits play]
