Golden: Hello people, welcome to ESB (ins- wait, there hasn't been an episode since, 24 DAYS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(INTRO PLAYS)
Golden: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Band Geeks Fan: Bruh, will you stop shouting? I'm trying to watch Band Geeks.
Golden: NO, I CAN'T! THERE HASN'T BEEN AN EPISODE IN SUCH A LONG TIME!
Cmcrat: WHO CARES?
Golden: WELL I DO!
Golden: Do you just want to know your challenge already?
Everyone: YES!
Golden: No? Okay, fine. I guess I'll give you some more time.
Band Geeks Fan: BRUH!
Golden: (walking) Ah, today will be a good d-AY! (trips)
Golden: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I need to go to the hospital!
(a few minutes later)
Golden: (talking fast) Please, you gotta help me! I was walking and fell and it made my leg bleed!
Nurse: What was that?
Golden: (talking a little slower) You have to help me, I fell and my leg is bleeding!
Nurse: You feel your leg beeping?
Golden: BLEEDING!
Nurse: Feeding?
Golden: BLEEDING!!!
Nurse: Sir, I still don't understand what you're saying.
Golden: AHHHHHH! MY, LEG, IS, BLEEDING!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW!!!
Nurse: Nope.
Golden: bruh! (runs away)
Golden: Okay, I'm back, let's see how Bing wants to fix this problem.
(searches "How to fix a bleeding leg")
Golden: Hmmm,
(it says "To fix a bleeding leg, well, you can't. You will die 15 minutes after it")
Golden: 15 MINUTES! AHHHHHHHHH! Wait, I got that bleeding leg 7 minutes ago, and the hospital trip took.. 5 minutes, so that would be. 3 MORE MINUTES TO LIVE!
Louis219: He's still yelling, Can we just start the challenge already!
Golden: NO! WE CAN'T! I HAVE 3 MORE MINUTES TO LIVE!!!!!! It's 2 now, TWO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!
(1 minute and 59 seconds later)
Golden: OH NO! 1 MINUTE LEFT TO LIVE! Guess I'll say my final words.. *sigh* Nev-
*VHS tape falls on Golden's head*
Golden: What's this!
VHS Tape: (grows legs and arms) GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE! (runs away)
Golden: COME BACK HERE YOU I- He's gone.
Golden: Oh yeah, I'm gonna die in 11 seconds! 10 SECONDS! 9 SECONDS! Guess I should say my final words, FINAL EPISODE OF ESB (INSERT NAME HERE) WILL BE ON DE- *dies*
*Golden's ghost comes out* So I really DID die. Hey, being a ghost is fun! (floats up to the stage) (taps microphone)
Golden's ghost: Uh, the challenge is to find-
everyone: GHOST! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs away)
Golden's ghost: Uh, guys? I scared them off. (walks over to Golden's dead body)
Golden's ghost: REVIVE! (shakes them around) WAKE UP!
Golden: huh, what? AH! GHOST! (punches ghost in the face) Okay, You can come back!
everybody comes back
Golden: The challenge is.. TO FIND A VHS TAPE THAT RAN AWAY FROM ME!
Cerdan65: Where is it?
Golden: I dunno, you find it! NOW GO!
[later]
static: Wow, Golden sure is an idiot for making us find something he doesn't even know where it is!
Cerdan65: I know right!
Golden: I HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW?
Golden: Oh yeah, and we'll be right back after these commercials..
[ads start]
- New SpongeBob, on October 22! Only on Golden TV!
- Do you like S- (turns to static)
Golden: (next to the TV with static) Aw, I forgot to record the rest! Aww...
(TO BE CONTINUED)
P.S. as I said, this episode will be the longest episode of ESB (insert name here), I know this seems short, but Part 2 will be longer, Part 1 and Part 2 will be mashed together