ESB fjchdsj:j+j:n+h:n:nbh&\&ukh 2: Episode 11
poy: welcome back to a brand new episode of esb stroke 2!!! It’s been a few months but poy was very busy with college! NOW WE ARE BACK WITH A BANGER! After this episode, one more unlucky person will be eliminated, therefore losing their chance of winning a half eaten expired donut along with being able to call yourself the esb stroke 2 champion!
so what’s this challenge you are asking? It’s quite simple! All 8 of you come here!
9/17: has anyone seen my sock?
poy: shut up. Anyways, all of you have a cup of orange juice on this table, whoever is last to finish their drink, loses!
mavnol: wow this sounds easy im winning this!
pen: me too!
cartoonguy; I’m allergic to orange juice can I drink something else?
poy: stop whining like a little baby, top g…
ESB fjchdsj:j+j:n+h:n:nbh&\&ukh 2: Episode 10
poy: hello everyone and welcome back to esb stroke 2!!! This next episode has the biggest budget yet as we are doing a huge challenge! We have a jar here, which is filled with spiders that have Ebola. Guess the amount of spiders with Ebola in this jar, and YOU PASS! but the person with the farthest away guess gets eliminated!
LETS BEGIN!!!
mavnol, you're first!
mavnol: THREE?
poy: close, close.
cmc is le next one!
cmc: it's me, baby kata, I have a huge diarrhoea, if you fart like you don't care! Raise your bog roll in the air! oh eh oh eh pee pee poo poo wee wee ooh eeh ooh eeh.
poy: GUESS
cmc: FORTY-TWO?
poy: close, close
9/17: me next?
poy: go on!
9/17: billions and billions?
poy: DO YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GO INTO A MENTAL ASYLUM?
cartoonguy, you're up ne…
ESB fjchdsj:j+j:n+h:n:nbh&\&ukh 2: Episode 9
poy: welcome back to esb stroke 2! It's been a few months but I've used this time to cook up the best possible episode yet!
Albert: DOUBT
poy: one more and you're eliminated you fatty fat fatser!
Albert: FFFFFFFFFFFFFISH
poy: as I was saying, today's challenge will be who can get the most balls in a bucket in a 30 seconds!
BSponge: but you said this will be the best episode yet
chickenkrispies: no no, it is. I've been practicing throwing balls in a bucket during my times in communist Uzbekistan where I committed several war crimes so Putin would still trade with me!
poy: see you should all be like krispies, a proud communist I might add
chickenkrispies: a
cmc: b
mavnol: c
cartoonguy: d
maowriter: e
9/17: f
mobizen: g
pen: h
albert: i
bsponge: j
doctor patri…
ESB fjchdsj:j+j:n+h:n:nbh&\&ukh 2: Episode 8
poy: hello and welcome back to esb stroke 2! today we have a special guest star! introduce yourself!
0fflinejoe: STOP BULLYING
poy: 0FFLINEJOE IS HERE! THE ORIGINAL CREATOR! so now you may be wondering what joe will do! he will be choosing one contestant to eliminate!
joe: e
poy: i agree
joe: i love esb fjchdsj:j+j:n+h:n:nbh&\&ukh so much!
poy: good! now i need you to eliminate someone.
joe: i eliminate louis219!
poy: sorry louis but you're out :/
louis219: D'OH!
poy: why did you choose him of all people joe?
joe: he smelled!
poy: oh
joe: i also wanted to choose mavnol333 cus hes fat but he doesnt smell so he stays!
mavnol: I WILL FIND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR HOUSE!
poy: NO DOXXING!
Louis219: can i shake joe's hand?
poy: go ahead!
(louis kicks joe in t…
Announcing ESB Babies!
That's right! Another one! If you have read the latest episode of esb stroke 2, you will know that this show was advertised there! Now what is ESB babies you may be asking? It's a spinoff of ESB Underwater! Created by the beloved mavnol333! This will be a show about ESB users living life as 5-6 year old children in a daycare and they will have many silly adventures! There will be 12 spots for this show, so comment if you wanna be in it!