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wario and waluigi were just minding their own business until ...

wario: WHAT'S THAT SOUND???

waluigi: IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE! ...

...loud feet could be heard

  • stomp stomp*

bowser: GRRRRRRRR DID YOU KNOW THAT I HATE YOU!!!!???

wario and waluigi: WHAT

bowser: YEP! EVEN MORE THAN MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waluigi: what are you gonna do about it!?

bowser: KILL YOU OFC!

wario and waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

bowser begins to kill wario and waluigi

wario: noooooo! we're almost dead!!

waluigi: have mercy!!!!!!

bowser jr comes

bowser jr: what are you doing?

bowser: killing wario and waluigi!!!!

bowser continues to kill wario and waluigi

bowser jr: HAHAHA!!! KEEP KILLING THEM, PAPA!!!!!!

wario: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waluigi: PLEASE STOP

bowser: NO!!!!!!!!

wario and waluigi are now dead

bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

bowser continues to laugh for a long time then he thinks of something perfect

bowser: (looks at bowser jr then smiles) junior.... wario and waluigi are our dinner tonight

bowser jr: YAY!!!!!!!!! I BET THEY'LL TASTE GOOD!!!!!!!!!

  • 3 hours later*

bowser jr: YUMMY!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO POOP THEM OUT

bowser: me neither!!



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