Credit to Mariofan121 for the title card and one of the time cards and Mavnol333 for helping me write this and the other time card. Three episodes in one month. Epic.
[The hallway of the third floor is shown, cutting to Sharko’s room, where he’s talking on the phone.]
Sharko: Yeah, I’ve been pretty good. Didn’t have the chance to steal some laundry with Anthony checking the apartments every night.
Sharke: Who’s Anthony?
Sharka: Is he a security guard?
Sharku: Ew, security guards. They make me feel insecure.
[laugh track]
Sharko: No, he’s the repairer of the complex.
Sharka: Then why does he check the apartment?
Sharko: Does it look like I know?
Sharku: Yes.
[laugh track]
Sharko: Look, I need me more laundry, so I’ve got a plan, and it involves you guys, coming over for a visit.
Sharke: Ooo, I love visits! Once I…
Sharko: Zip it!
[laugh track]
[Theme Song Plays - https://youtu.be/S-LXs8kn1a4]
[The episode opens with 3 sharks walking up to room 3B, to discover that there isn’t a doorknob on the door]
Sharke: [knocks on the door]
Sharko: [shouting from the inside of the room] The door’s broken, guys! MagicSponge123 made the doorknob disappear while he was practicing his magic act! You’ll have to break down the door!
Sharku: Bu-
Sharko: Just do it!
[The sharks knock the door down and see Sharko watching Teen Titans Go! To the Movies on TV, and is at the scene where Robin sings My Superhero Movie]
The three sharks: [stare at Sharko]
Sharko: Try living in the same apartment complex as Dededeletethis! He shakes his booty so much with 3D glasses on that I just had to see this for myself!
[laugh track]
[Albert walks by and notices the fallen door]
Albert: [sighs] You know, I thought I was done with seeing destruction after PlanKrab’s incident.
[The four sharks notice Albert]
Sharko: Oh hey Albert. My three friends are visiting for the day and they couldn’t get past the door.
Albert: Why, exactly?
Sharko: Because MagicSponge got rid of the doorknob earlier.
Albert: Thanks for the notice. I have some business to take care of.
[Albert goes downstairs]
Sharka: I wonder what’s gonna happen to him.
Sharke: I hope it’s death!
[The other three look at him blankly]
[laugh track]
Sharko: Speaking of death, MagicSponge actually caused just that on a visitor due to his magic. I remember it just like it was yesterday… oh wait, it WAS yesterday.
[laugh track]
Sharko: [somehow hears the laugh track] What? That’s not funny! It’s a horrible and outrageous thing that should’ve put MagicSponge behind bars!
Sharke: I thought it was pretty funny.
Sharko: You weren’t even there!
[laugh track]
Sharke: Well, death is automatically funny to me.
Sharko: I’m starting to question why I’m friends with you.
Sharka: Same.
Sharke: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I’d have 75 cents.
[laugh track]
Sharko: Stop getting off track! You all came here for a reason!
Sharku: Eat stale pretzels?
[laugh track]
Sharko: No! You’re going to help me get my laundry!
Sharku: Oh! How exactly?
Sharko: Well, the lost and found room has a lot of laundry, but it's run by Anthony, and he always checks the stuff you get so that you don’t take someone else’s stuff.
Sharka: And how are we gonna help?
Sharko: You’re gonna distract Anthony by causing destruction around this complex, which will cause him to leave, and allow me to get more laundry!
Sharku: But we only go crazy if we haven’t eaten anything!
Sharko: Hmm, I forgot. Then we’re gonna have to wait.
Sharke: WHERE’S MY FOOD, MAN?! WHERE IS IT?!
Sharko: It’s working. Hehehe.
Sharke: [bites Sharko’s arm off]
Sharko: GAH! [his arm pops out of his sleeve] Phew.
Sharke: Aw, I missed!
[laugh track]
[Sharko pulls out his actual arm]
Sharko: Ha ha, I knew this would happen, so I asked the graphic designer down the street earlier to make me a fake arm!
Sharku: You genius!
Sharke: So, can I have your actual arm?
Sharko: No, you doofus!
Sharku: Hey, I’m the doofus! Get it left!
Sharko: I think you mean get it RIGHT, Sharku.
Sharku: Oh.
[laugh track]
Sharka: I need some food... right now! Preferably a small fruit salad. I’m on a diet.
Sharko: Arrgh, don’t be so picky, guys! Just eat whatever you can find!
MagicSponge123: [walks by the room] Oh, hey guys! How are you doi-
Sharke: [swallows MagicSponge whole]
[laugh track]
Sharko: Wow, have fun getting charged with murder once he gets digested.
Sharke: Eh, the bars are too weak anyway.
[Albert walks to the room]
Albert: Hey Sharko...and friends. Have you seen MagicSponge? I was having a talk with him when he went to some place he didn’t specify.
Sharke: Oh, I ate him.
[Albert’s face turns shocked and he reaches towards his phone to call the police]
Sharke: You know I could eat you now if I wanted to.
[Albert goes away slowly]
[laugh track]
Sharke: And just to make sure nobody else is tempted… [eats the cell phone]
Sharko: Wow, how can you hold that down, Sharke?
Sharke: I… I don’t know. [talking to his stomach] Hey, Siri, is it possible to eat a cell phone and hold it down?
Siri: Here’s what I found.
[laugh track]
Sharku: [stomach rumbles] I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gotta eat something!
Sharko: Then go cause some ruckus, get something to eat, and distract Anthony as well! That was the entire point!
The other three sharks: Ok!
Sharko: But before you go, you each get a walkie-talkie. In case something goes wrong, talk to me using these.
The other three sharks: Ok!
[They go out the room and start destroying wallpaper and eating people’s foods]
AwkwardShota: Hey Siri, where is the nearest restaura…
[Sharke eats the phone]
AwkwardShota: NOOOOOO...Oh wait, I always carry an extra phone!
[He starts walking before Sharke eats the other phone. Awkward falls to the floor and starts subtly crying]
AwkwardShota: Why do they always die so young?! Siri was the closest thing I ever had to a child!
Sharke: Geez, that’s crazy. I wouldn’t trust you anywhere near a child, and this is coming from a guy who ate two cell phones and swallowed MagicSponge whole.
[laugh track]
AwkwardShota: Wait, you swallowed a guy whole?
Sharke: Yes.
AwkwardShota: Good to know. [starts screaming and running]
[Egor opens his door]
Egor: Can you pipe down? I’m trying to make more unpopular opinions!
AwkwardShota: Sorry, it’s just that A SHARK IS GONNA EAT ALL OF US ALIVE!
Egor: What are you talking about? The only Shark here doesn’t even have enough teeth to go around!
AwkwardShota: There’s more!
[Sharke comes up to AwkwardShota and Egor]
Sharke: Hmm, I wonder how you guys taste.
Egor: Yep, we’re dead.
[laugh track]
[Cut to Mavnol333 eating a salad in this apartment room]
Mavnol333: Ah, yes. There’s nothing like eating a salad because your mom forced you to go on a diet ever since she saw you for the first time in two years and found out how much you let yourself go.
[laugh track]
Mavnol333: And now to take the first bite.
Sharka: [breaks into Mavnol’s room and eats his salad]
Mavnol333: NOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT WAS MY SALAD!
Sharka: My diet means much more than yours, boy! I bet YOUR scale has never told you that you weigh 300 pounds!
Mavnol333: Yeah… you’re right. The number was much higher.
[laugh track]
Sharka: [invades Mavnol’s refrigerator and steals his other salads and leaves his room]
Mavnol333: EEEEEEEEEE! That maniac stole my salads! Looks like I’ll have to cheat on my diet once again. [fishes something out of his refrigerator] Anyone care for a package of uncooked hot dog weiners? [no response] Just me? Okay. [starts gorging himself]
[laugh track]
[Cut to Pomelo Water just quietly sitting on her bed]
Sharku: [breaks into the room] Hey, I’m here to cause chaos!
Pomelo: Oh...I don’t care.
Sharku: Oh...Alright then.
[Sharku closes the door and leaves. Sharke rushes to him.]
Sharke: Dude, what are you doing?! You need to cause chaos!
Sharku: The girl said she doesn’t care!
[Sharke facepalms]
[laugh track]
[Cut to Sharko outside Anthony’s room on the first floor, spying on him]
Anthony: [talking on the phone] Yes, mother, I made something of myself! Stop picking on me!
[Sounds are heard from the phone]
Anthony: I love you too. [hangs up]
[laugh track]
Anthony: What a woman.
Sharko: [talking to himself] Arrgh, where are they?! They haven’t distracted Anthony at all!
[Cut to Sharku eating wallpaper on the third floor]
Sharku: This wallpaper doesn’t taste as good as the wallpaper on the second floor.
GuyBesideYou3: But there isn’t wallpaper on the second floor. Albert had those walls painted 20 minutes ago!
Sharku: That explains the weird fumes.
[laugh track]
GuyBesideYou3: Wait, those fumes smell so bad, he had everyone in that floor stay in their apartments until they dried. How did you stay there faint-free?
Sharku: Hmm, good question.
[Sharku faints]
GuyBesideYou3: That was unexpected.
[laugh track]
[Cut back to Sharko hiding outside Anthony’s room]
Anthony: [yawns] Talking with my mother sure was exhausting. I think I’ll have a nap. [leans back in his chair and falls asleep]
Sharko: Ugh, those stupid sharks were no help at all! It looks like it’s up to me to retrieve this laundry! [slowly crawls into Anthony’s room]
[The floorboards creak]
Anthony: [talking in his sleep] I DIDN’T KILL THE GENERAL! YOU CAN’T PROVE IT! [snore]
Sharko: D’oh…
[Cut to Sharka eating salads outside of Mavnol’s room]
Mavnol333: [walks out of the room]
Sharka: Oh my heavens! You gained a lot of weight in 5 minutes!
Mavnol333: The weiners were too delicious! I couldn’t stop myself! [sobs]
Sharka: Yeesh.
Mavnol333: Say, I think I see a weiner in your salad! [grabs the weiner and eats it without chewing]
Sharka: Hey!
Mavnol333: I CAN’T STOP MYSELF! WAAAAAAH! [runs back into his room and slams the door]
Sharka: [stares at Mavnol’s door for a few seconds and looks back at his meal] What is in these salads?
[laugh track]
[Cut to Sharko in Anthony’s office]
Sharko: [spots the laundry] Mission accomplished! [stands up and runs towards the laundry basket]
Anthony: [Sharko’s footsteps wake him up] Huh?! Who’s there?!
Sharko: Crud! I forgot you were sleeping! 
Anthony: You didn’t hear me sleep-talking, did you?
Sharko: Uh… yeah, I heard you sleep-talking. Every word.
Anthony: [suddenly grabs Sharko by the shirt collar] We take this to our graves!
Sharko: Eep! [pulls out his walkie-talkie and turns it on] Sharko to sharks! Sharko to sharks! I need your help!
Sharka: Oh no, what’s wrong?
Sharko: Oh nothing, just being threatened by a half-robot!
Anthony: Wait, how do you know about that?
Sharko: It was in an advertisement you sent before Albert hired you.
Anthony: Oh right, I forgot about that. Wait, how do you know about that advertisement?
Sharko: You literally plastered it all over the city.
Anthony: Oh yeah.
Sharko: You know, for a robot, you have pretty bad memory.
Anthony: [changes his hand to a chainsaw] You said something?
Sharko: Uh...sharks, where are you?
[The other sharks bust into the room]
Sharke: Where’s the laundry?!
Sharko: Oh thank goodness...where’s Sharku?
Sharka: He fainted upstairs so we had to drag him here.
Sharku: [sleep-talking] Zzzz, laundry. Zzzz, mashed fish. Zzzzz, cheese grittle.
[laugh track]
Anthony: I’m gonna make sure you never tell anybody about what I said in my sleep! [moves his chainsaw hand towards Sharko’s head]
Sharko: AHHH!
Sharke: Oh, crap! What do we do?
Sharku: I know! [He runs over to the laundry basket and throws it at the chainsaw, causing the chainsaw to cut the basket in half. One of the pieces of the broken basket fall in the chainsaw, causing it to get jammed and break.]
Anthony: No! NO! NOOO!
[The laundry that was in the laundry basket gets thrown into the air after the basket get torn in half and it starts falling down like rain]
Sharka: It’s a miracle!
Sharke: Sweet, sweet laundry!
Anthony: Nice try, you guys! But this isn’t… over… yet… [collapses on the ground]
Sharke: What happened to him?
Sharko: Anthony runs on batteries. It looks like they ran out.
Sharka: Phew.
Sharku: [pulls the batteries out of Anthony’s metal compartment] I need these batteries for my TV remote!
Sharko: Dude, if they ran out on Anthony, how do you think they’re gonna power a TV remote?
Sharku: Batteries power things?
[laugh track]
Sharko: Whatever, now that Anthony is out of the way, we can collect the laundry and get out of he..
[Albert walks in]
Albert: ...I’m not even gonna ask what happened in here.
Sharku: Well, me and my friends came over to help Sharko get laundry, and we ate stuff, and Anthony died, and-
Sharko: SHARKU! He said he didn’t wanna know!
Sharku: Albert’s a he?
[laugh track]
Sharko: Well, at least we got our laundry. What do you say we all celebrate?
Albert: Celebrate? Your friends literally trashed the complex! They’re banned from here and not allowed to visit!
Sharke: Well, there’ll be no ban if there’s no one to enforce it.
[Sharke starts charging at Albert with his mouth wide open. Albert moves out the way]
Sharke: Dang it, I missed. Huh?
[Sharke runs out of the building and collides with Spungi’s Delivery Service’s truck]
Spungi: Dang it, I just had this thing painted!
Albert: Oh, and I’ll have MagicSponge back, thank you very much.
[Sharke barfs out MagicSponge]
MagicSponge: Yay, I’m free! That stomach was worse than your shirt.
[laugh track]
[Sharke’s stomach acid melts the floor, which causes MagicSponge to fall down the floor]
MagicSponge: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! [lands]
Albert: Ouch, that looks pretty painful. I’ll get Anthony to help him.
Sharko: Uh, Albert, Anthony’s out of commission right now.
Albert: Oh, I figured. I’ll get some new batteries while Sharke, Sharka, and Sharku get OUT of my complex. Sharko, YOU’LL be cleaning up!
Sharko: Aw, man.
Sharku: I learned a very valuable lesson today.
Sharka: What’s that?
Sharke: Is it your actions have consequences? Because that’s what I’ve learned.
Sharku: No! I learned batteries power things! No wonder my television remote hasn’t been working for the past decade!
[laugh track]
Sharko: The complex is finally clean. This sucked. I’ll never look at another piece of laundry again.
Cmcgrath26: [hears him say that next door] Are you sure about that?
Sharko: Hahaha, of course not!
[the episode ends]