Encyclopedia SpongeBobia
Encyclopedia SpongeBobia

"Under My Rock" is a song sung by Patrick on The Best Day Ever album and on The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie soundtrack.


It's where you'll
Always find me.
If you're walking
Right behind me.
Where is it?
Please remind me. Oh, yeah!
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Here's the bed
That I lie in.
Laugh and,
Sigh and cry in.
Or eat a
Piece of pie in.
Under my rock!!!
Under my rock!!!
It's cold and hard and kind of gray. (Under my rock!)
It's the only place I'll ever stay. (Under my rock!)
Got snacks in the fridge and a telephone
In this stone that I call home.
Let's rock!
I got a welcome mat and dirty socks. (Under my rock!)
A sink, a table, and a secret box. (Under my rock!)
Myself and me can be alone
In the stone that I call home.
Oh yeah.
That's the chair
I sometimes doze on.
The hanky
I blow my nose on.
My favorite show's on
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
I guess that
Completes our tour.
So let me show you
To the door.
That's all.
There ain't no more.
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Boys, take it home!
(Under my rock) Oh, I already am home.
(Under my rock) Yeah, it's where we are.
(Under my rock) Still here.
(Under my rock) Hey, this is prime real estate, baby!
(Under my rock) Oh yeah!
(Under my rock) Everything I need, I got right here.
(Under my rock) I don't need to go anywhere else.
(Under my rock) It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat.
(Under my rock) Well, I don't wear a hat. I wear shorts! I can hang my shorts here!
(Under my rock) Okay, stand back. I'm taking them off.
(Under my rock) Hey, where's everybody going?
Yeah (Under my rock, under my rock, under my rock...)