"Under My Rock" is a song sung by Patrick on The Best Day Ever album and on The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie soundtrack.


It's where you'll
Always find me.
If you're walking
Right behind me.
Where is it?
Please remind me. Oh, yeah!
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Here's the bed
That I lie in.
Laugh and,
Sigh and cry in.
Or eat a
Piece of pie in.
Under my rock!!!
Under my rock!!!
It's cold and hard and kind of gray. (Under my rock!)
It's the only place I'll ever stay. (Under my rock!)
Got snacks in the fridge and a telephone
In this stone that I call home.
Let's rock!
I got a welcome mat and dirty socks. (Under my rock!)
A sink, a table, and a secret box. (Under my rock!)
Myself and me can be alone
In the stone that I call home.
Oh yeah.
That's the chair
I sometimes doze on.
The hanky
I blow my nose on.
My favorite show's on
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
I guess that
Completes our tour.
So let me show you
To the door.
That's all.
There ain't no more.
Under my rock!
Under my rock!
Boys, take it home!
(Under my rock) Yeah, I have a real home.
(Under my rock) Yeah, it's where we are.
(Under my rock) Still here.
(Under my rock) Hey, this is prime real estate, baby!
(Under my rock) Oh yeah!
(Under my rock) Everything I need, I got right here.
(Under my rock) I don't need to go anywhere else.
(Under my rock) It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat.
(Under my rock) Well, I don't wear a hat. I wear shorts! I can hang my shorts here!
(Under my rock) Okay, stand back. I'm taking them off.
(Under my rock) Hey, where's everybody going?
Yeah (Under my rock, under my rock, under my rock...)
Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumThe Best Day EverThe Sponge Who Could FlySpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of WaterThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAhhhhAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beats by BobBeautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom - Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingThe ChefBob SongChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEverybody Loves the SpongeEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFrozen Krabby Patty SongFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHe's Our Mermaid ManHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouI Hate PeopleI Wrote ThisIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyI Will Trap SantaI Love Krabby PattiesIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty Jingle (song)Kung Fu RockThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMeatball, MeatballMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Leg Is In Love!My Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpThe Nitwitting SongNow That We're MenOcean ManOh, Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPets Are People TooPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrehibernation (song)Prince Paul's Bubble PartyPlankton Jams the SignalRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSailing Over The Dogger BankSanta Has His Eye on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurreptitiously MineSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSquidward's BackThe Suction Cup SymphonySweet VictoryScurvy Ain't For the Likes of MeThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayThumbs SongTeamworkTogetherThey'll Soon DiscoverTruth or Square Theme SongsTexasThat's What Friends DoUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Am I?Who Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyAyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterThe Striped Sweater SongBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Associated production musicOriginal music

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