This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Un-Breaking and De-Entering" from season 2, which aired on July 10, 2024.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are walking past their cabin. SpongeBob is eating a hot dog.]
- Patrick: Whoo! [rubs his belly] Man, that must have been the biggest lunch I ever inhaled! I can feel my stomach pushing on my other organs! [shows his lungs and heart pressing against his back, his heart beats]
- SpongeBob: Yep! Mr. Plankton really outdid himself with these boiled sausages. [eats it, but the sausage sticks between his teeth] Ahh. [notices it] Huh? Uh-oh. I think I got [whistles] something [whistles] stuck between my teeth! [strains to suck the sausage in, but sucks his entire face in]
- Patrick: Here, let me help! Hyah! [bashes SpongeBob's face with a crowbar and pulls it out]
- SpongeBob: [muffled yelling]
- [Patrick pulls out SpongeBob's skull, with his eyeballs attached.]
- Patrick: Ooh.
- [SpongeBob blinks and pulls his skin to drag it over his skull. The sausage and his teeth reappear.]
- SpongeBob: Huh?
- Patrick: Try [holds out a lit stick of dynamite] this. [shoves it in his mouth]
- SpongeBob: [muffled worried noises]
- [The dynamite explodes, leaving only SpongeBob's teeth and the sausage behind. He steps behind them.]
- SpongeBob: Eh?... Boy, I sure could use an electric tooth flosser right now.
- Gary: [off-screen] Meow.
- [Gary slithers in with a flosser on his back.]
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Gary! [takes it] Hey, that's just what I need! How thoughtful!
- [SpongeBob turns it on and sprays the sausage, then sticks the flosser in his mouth. He spits out shoes, a book, and Elwood.]
- Elwood: [sighs, takes book] Guess I'll have to find another [walks away] place to read.
- [SpongeBob puts the flosser in his mouth again and spits out the sausage. It hits Patrick's eyes.]
- SpongeBob: [licks his lips] Hooray! [conch shell call plays]
- Patrick: [eats sausage] Hooray!
- [Bubble transition to the Dinghy cabin. Sandy and Patrick run out. SpongeBob hops on one foot behind them, but accidentally kicks the sole of his shoe out.]
- SpongeBob: Aw, barnacles! I wish I had [kicks shoe off] another shoe!
- Gary: Meow. [brings him an extra shoe]
- SpongeBob: [takes it] Awww! [puts it on] Thanks, Gary! [jumps away]
- [Transition to SpongeBob in his swim trunks, sitting on a beach chair. He shields his eyes from the sun with his hand.]
- SpongeBob: So bright...
- [Gary brings him some sunglasses.]
- SpongeBob: Ah! [puts them on]
- [Bubble Bass is seen applying sunscreen, reflecting the light onto SpongeBob. Transition to the dining tables. SpongeBob takes a bite of a sandwich.]
- SpongeBob: [pauses, coughs, spits, grabs throat] Dry!
- Gary: Meow! [brings him a bottle of ketchup and flips it onto the sandwich]
- SpongeBob: Ah! [eats the sandwich and bottle]
- [Transition to inside the Dinghy cabin. SpongeBob takes out a pair of underwear, which is ripped. He looks at Patrick, who is eating socks.]
- Patrick: Mmm, huh? [slurps up sock]
- SpongeBob: Underwear!
- Gary: Meow. [brings him some underwear.]
- [Cut to SpongeBob standing in front of a jellyfish.]
- SpongeBob: Jellyfishing net!
- Gary: Meow. [slithers in and catches the jellyfish with a net]
- [Cut to SpongeBob standing in the rain at night.]
- SpongeBob: Umbrella!
- Gary: Meow. [gets on SpongeBob and opens an umbrella]
- SpongeBob: Ah.
- [Cut to SpongeBob operating a console in a base.]
- SpongeBob: The launch codes!
- Gary: [bringing him a suitcase] Meow!
- [Bubble transition to the lake. SpongeBob is blowing bubbles, and makes one of himself.]
- SpongeBob: Ah! [dips and sputters into the wand, but nothing comes out] Aw. New bubble soap!
- Gary: Meow! [brings him bubble soap]
- SpongeBob: Hmm... I bet you really could bring me anything I ask for, eh, Gary?
- Gary: Meow!
- SpongeBob: Okay, challenge accepted! [scratches head] Hmmm... Let's see... How about a big egg? Oh, and covered in jewels! [chuckles]
- [Gary dashes off and comes in from the other side with a jeweled egg. A chicken clucking is heard.]
- Gary: Meow! [shot of the egg]
- SpongeBob: Wow, Gary, you're incredible! But how did you-- [blinks] Okay, Gary, this time I want a copy of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy #1!
- Gary: [salutes with his eyestalks] Meow meow! [dashes off]
- SpongeBob: [tip-toes behind Gary] Hee hee!
- [SpongeBob slides behind Gary. Gary slides over a kid who's scraping a rock.]
- Gary: Meow!
- Kid: [laughs] Slime tickles!
- SpongeBob: [pokes an eye out behind the kid] Hmm...
- Kid: Huh?
- Gary: Meow.
- [Gary slithers into a cabin and comes out with the comic.]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: [jumps in front of him] Gary! You're stealing stuff?
- Gary: [scared meowing, dashes under the Dinghy cabin]
- SpongeBob: Huh? [looks under and sees giant pile of stuff, gasps] Oh...
- [Patrick is there, holding an ice cream cone.]
- Patrick: Oh, hey, SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Patrick, is all this stuff from Gary?
- Patrick: [laughs] You bet! He's a magic snail who can bring you anything you want! Watch: [calling] Gary, I wish I had an ice cream cone! [holds out his hand and closes his eyes]
- Gary: Meow. [picks up the ice cream cone and puts it in his other hand] Meow.
- Patrick: [opens his eyes and sees the ice cream] Wow... Magic!
- SpongeBob: Patrick, don't you see? Gary took that ice cream cone from you!
- Patrick: [his mouth is stained with the ice cream] What ice cream cone?
- SpongeBob: [nervous, grabs Patrick's shirt] Gary is not a magic snail, Patrick! Gary is a... a thief!
- Patrick: A thiff?
- SpongeBob: Th-th-th-that means we're thieves too! [gestures to stuff] We asked Gary for all this stuff! [holds head, sweats]
- Gary: Meow. [brings in some deodorant]
- SpongeBob: Oh, thanks, Gary. [takes it, sweats, applies it to his armpits and face] Huh? [looks at it to see a label with Larry's name written on it] Larry's antipersperant? [gasps] What am I doing!? [throws it] I'm a monster!
- Patrick: [sniffs] Mmm, but you smell so sporty.
- SpongeBob: [grabs Patrick's shirt] We gotta do something, Patrick! What if someone finds out?
- [Imagination sequence showing a prison tower. A pan down shows a camper's skeleton shackled to the wall. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary are all old, with the former two weakly mining a rock. The imagination sequence ends.]
- SpongeBob: There's only one thing to do: return every item in this pile before anyone realizes it's missing! [takes out an item, Mrs. Puff's wig, and inspects it] Our first return will be... [sees a nametag] Mrs. Puff's wig?
- [Bubble transition to the outside of the lighthouse at night. SpongeBob slides around the edge. Patrick falls from above, hitting the side.]
- SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. [pointing to a window on the front door] Lift me to that window.
- Patrick: You got it, buddy!
- SpongeBob: [giggles, tip-toes with Patrick to the front door]
- Patrick: Hyah! [flings SpongeBob up high]
- SpongeBob: [screams, smacks into glass] Oof! [slides down, rebounds into Patrick and gets flung into the door window] Ow!
- Patrick: Bank shot!
- [SpongeBob looks through the window. Mrs. Puff is asleep and snoring in front of the TV. The door falls open, and SpongeBob gets in before it closes again, then presses against the door.]
- Mrs. Puff: [sleepy mumbling] Merge into traffic... [snoring]
- [SpongeBob cautiously tip-toes to Mrs. Puff's vanity.]
- Mrs. Puff: [sleep-talking] Here we are...
- [SpongeBob takes out the wig and prepares to put it on the stand. Patrick crashes in off-screen.]
- Patrick: [speaking loudly] Hey, SpongeBob!
- [We see a hole shaped like Patrick through the wall, next to the door.]
- Patrick: Put it with those other wigs, over there! Where you are!
- SpongeBob: [nervous noise, shushes Patrick]
- Mrs. Puff: [snoring]
- SpongeBob: Hmm. [puts the wig on the stand and sneaks away, carefully steps out the hole]
- Patrick: [sneaks through the door, then throws himself through it, creating another hole]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick tiptoe to the Yacht cabin. SpongeBob takes out the Fabergé egg as a chicken clucking is heard. Patrick gets a serious expression. SpongeBob, holding the egg, comes out of the cabin's toilet and stares at the hallway, where two eggs already are an empty stand is for the third. He steps out of the toilet and presses a tile on the floor, which glows red and lasers appear in the hallway. He looks at one and steps over it.]
- SpongeBob: [makes noises, dodges the various lasers until he trips on a bump in the carpet and nearly falls into one, only being saved by his nose] Patrick! I could use a hand here!
- Patrick: [inside toilet] How about two? [reaches out, lifts a laser up and pushes SpongeBob past it, to the eggs]
- SpongeBob: [makes noise, puts the egg back in its stand]
- [Patrick's hand retracts and pulls SpongeBob back through the toilet. Patrick runs outside the Pontoon cabin and sticks out his tongue. SpongeBob bounces off of it and into the cabin.]
- Bubble Bass: [snoring]
- [SpongeBob takes out the Mermaid Man #1 comic and puts it on Bubble Bass's shelf, next to his other Mermaid Man memorabilia.]
- SpongeBob: There!
- [SpongeBob tries to sneak away, but Bubble Bass grabs him in his sleep and hugs him.]
- SpongeBob: Patrick! Help! He's snuggling me!
- [Patrick descends through the ceiling on a rope.]
- Patrick: Don't you worry, buddy. I'll get you out of here. [takes Pearl out and bounces her a bit, then pushes SpongeBob away] Oop... [puts Pearl between Bubble Bass's arms, laughs]
- [SpongeBob jumps into Patrick, who carries him and the rope retracts.]
- Pearl: [babbles in her sleep, poops her diaper]
- Bubble Bass: [opens eyes in shock]
- [SpongeBob lifts Patrick up to the window of another cabin and pushes him in.]
- SpongeBob: [straining]
- Patrick: [falls face-first into the cabin]
- SpongeBob: [lands at Patrick, they look at a pink camper sleeping, SpongeBob gives him a can of beans that he then snuggles]
- [Cut to SpongeBob holding a football helmet in place like a football.]
- Patrick: [panting, runs up and kicks the helmet]
- [The helmet flies into the Frigate cabin.]
- Craig: [yawns]
- [The helmet falls on Craig backwards, making him fall over and start snoring. In the anchovies' cabin, SpongeBob opens a tin of sleeping anchovies and motions for Patrick. Patrick puts a sleeping purple anchovy inside. They tiptoe away, then run off.]
- Purple anchovy: [opens eyes, blinks around, goes back to sleep]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick push a washing machine backwards into Narlene and Nobby's shack, crashing through the door. Narlene and Nobby are sleeping, so SpongeBob and Patrick tiptoe away. They then walk up the stairs to the Trawler cabin and enter. SpongeBob has a spider under a cup with a sheet of paper.]
- SpongeBob: [nervous noise, sees jar] Ah! [lifts the cup and tries to blow the spider into the jar, shakes the paper and the spider jumps onto him, tries to get it in panic]
- Patrick: [the spider crawls on him, he tries to drop it in the jar, it goes back on him]
- SpongeBob: [the spider crawls in him, he sticks out his tongue and flicks it into the jar, he and Patrick escape in panic]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick walk through the camp at night, exhausted.]
- SpongeBob: [sighs]
- Patrick: Finally done. All I want is sleep... [closes eyes]
- SpongeBob: [closes eyes, puts hand on Patrick] Oh, me too. But the good part is that now no one will ever know that [he and Patrick look at something] Gary... [their eyes wide]
- [Gary is in front of a giant pile of camp items.]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: [grabs head] Stole everything all over again!? [grabs face, sighs] Looks like we can't go to bed yet...
- Patrick: [takes a cup from the pile] I'll put on some coffee.
- French Narrator: [narrating time card] Many hours later...
- [The sun rises and a rooster caws. Mrs. Puff approaches her mirror.]
- Mrs. Puff: [sighs, puts on her wig] Huh? [turns her head to see a giant glob of gum stuck in her wig]
- [Regigilled serves Lady Upturn the Fabergé egg.]
- Upturn: [taps it with a spoon, it releases a stench that makes her face burn]
- [Various confused campers are holding items. Larry has deodorant, a green kid has a painting, a yellow girl has a box, Preda Tory has a spider, an orange kid has a tire, and Harvey has a gross ear of corn.]
- Larry: Yuck!
- Campers: Huh? / I, uh... I-I don't... / Come on!
- Preda Tory: Eh?
- Harvey: Huh? Wha?
- [Mr. Krabs opens his door.]
- Mr. Krabs: What's going on here? I made me final withdraw from [takes out a broken piggy bank] Mr. Piggy last week!
- Campers: [overlapping confused stammering]
- Mr. Krabs: [looks at them, then ahead] Huh?
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are pushing an old sofa into a cabin.]
- Mr. Krabs: You two! [drops the piggy bank, which shatters, and runs off as the campers look at him]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [sitting tiredly on the ground]
- Mr. Krabs: What's the big idea dumping garbage in everyone's cabins?
- Patrick: It's not garbage! [folds arms] It's stuff that Gary stole from--!
- SpongeBob: [quiets Patrick with a coffee cup] Uh, stopped from being lost!
- Bubble Bass: No, it's garbage! [takes out comic] I threw out this Mermaid Man comic because it's a [smacks it] worthless reprint!
- Sandy: [holding a curling iron] I threw out this curling iron 'cause it kept [turns to show her tale being pink and hairless] burnin' my tail.
- [Two other campers react with horror at Sandy's tail.]
- Jimmy Blobfish: [holding a water flosser] And I threw out this old electric tooth flosser after I dropped it [points] in the outhouse toilet.
- SpongeBob: [nearly vomits, looks disgusted]
- [Everyone drops their items around SpongeBob and Patrick.]
- Mr. Krabs: You two put all this back in the dumpster! [points at them] Or I'm gonna make you do... [pauses] ah, something else that also sounds difficult and boring! Now hop to it! [walks away]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [groan and sink in the items]
- [Bubble transition to Gary on a rock next to a broken AC and a chipped canvas.]
- Gary: Meow!
- [SpongeBob is pushing a full trash bag into a dumpster and Patrick is picking up trash with a poking stick while holding a trash bag.]
- SpongeBob: I hope you [grunts] learned your lesson, Gary.
- Patrick: Yeah! Cleaning is [pokes the corn] boring! [eats it]
- SpongeBob: No, Patrick. [pushes trash in, slumps against the dumpster, Gary slides up and he leans an arm on him] I meant that Gary should never take things that don't belong to him. [gestures to the dumpster] Even from the trash, I guess. Besides, Gary, we're friends! If there's ever anything you want, all you have to do is ask. Understand?
- Gary: [happily] Meow. [slithers off]
- SpongeBob: Okay, Gary! Pat and I will catch up when we're done here. [tired, zoom out to show the items] Eventually...
- French Narrator: [narrating time card] Many boring hours of cleaning later...
- [An exhausted SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to their cabin. Patrick sits against the door.]
- SpongeBob: I can't believe we finally finished. I'm exhausted.
- Patrick: I'm gonna sleep 'til next summer. [falls backwards and the door collapses, yells] We've been robbed!
- [The cabin is completely empty except for a note on the ground.]
- SpongeBob: [reads note] "Dear SpongeBob and Patrick, can I have all your stuff? Signed, Gary." Whoa, nice penmanship.
- Patrick: [shrugs] Well, at least he asked for.
- SpongeBob: Yeah, I guess he sort of learned his lesson.
- [They fall on the floor and start snoring, the iris-out starts on them.]
- Gary: Meow! [slithers by and steals the iris-out.]