This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water short "UK 1," which aired on March 2, 2015.

  • [A photo showing SpongeBob and Patrick at the Big Ben.]
  • SpongeBob: Today, Patrick and I went on land to visit England and Big Ben.
  • Patrick: He was nice!
  • SpongeBob: Uh, Big Ben isn't a "he" Patrick. That's the name of the bell.
  • Patrick: He was nice to me.
  • [A photo showing SpongeBob and Patrick at the ancient Stonehenge.]
  • SpongeBob: [sighs] Here we are at ancient Stonehenge. Apologies for the photo, but after Patrick knocked down some of those rocks, we had to exit lickety-split. [laughs]
  • [A photo showing SpongeBob and Patrick at the Molly Malone statue.]
  • SpongeBob: And then, we jumped across the sea to the Molly Malone statue in Ireland. Where they have a special day to celebrate Patrick.
  • Patrick: [singing] Oh, it's a birthday for me! It's a birthday for me! And it is so happy! Because it's...
  • SpongeBob: For Patrick!
  • Patrick: Right! It's me! [laughs and continues singing] It's my birthday! And it is happy! [laughs]
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