Two Thumbs Down/transcript

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• SpongeBob and Patrick: One, two, three, four...
• Patrick: I declare a thumb war! [they both thumb wrestle]
• Patrick: Huh?
• Spongebob: Yah!
• Spongebob and Patrick: [laughter]
• Patrick: Now that was a great thumb war, mister!
• Spongebob: It was Patrick, but now we will let peace prevail. Let us sign this treaty. and our thumbs will live in harmony.
• Spongebob and Patrick: [they sign the treaty with their thumbs]] [start laughing]
• Spongebob: Great job, Patrick." [Spongebob gives Patrick two thumbs-up, one from each hand]
• Patrick: Gee, thanks, Spongebob. That means a lot.
• Spongebob: Wow, giving someone a thumbs-up feels great!
• Customer: Boy, these Krabby Patties are delicious.
• Other Customer: I'll say. They're absolutely stupendous.
• Spongebob: Well, you guys are stupendous customers. [Spongebob gives Customer two thumbs-up.]
• Customer: [gasps] That thumbs-up really touched my heart.
• Other Customer: Yeah, me too. It's like there's a thumbprint of happiness on my aorta. [heart thumps]
• Spongebob: Flipping.
• Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, you shifty sea-slacker, have you counted the cups like i told to do?
• Spongebob: I sure have, Mr. Krabs.
• Spongebob: Five. But thanks for being on top of the situation. You're a fantastic boss. [Spongebob gives Mr. Krabs one thumbs-up.]
• Mr. Krabs: Well, thank you. That's nice of you to say.
• Mr. Krabs: Now back to work!
• Spongebob: Yea, sir! [Spongebob gives Mr. Krabs one thumbs-up.]
• Spongebob: ... [Spongebob gives Old lady one thumbs-up]
• Squidward: Oh, SpongeBob, do you have one of your precious thumbs-up for me? I would just love to get one. [snickers]
• Spongebob: No, Squidward, I do not have a thumbs-up for you.
• Spongebob: I've got two thumbs-up! [Spongebob gives Squidward two thumbs-up.]
• Squidward: Oh. That's...thank you. I think.
• Spongebob: [whistling] Whoo!
• Spongebob: Hey, Sandy, I'm giving your outfit two thumbs-up. [Spongebob gives Sandy two thumbs-up.]
• Sandy: [giggles] This old thing? It's just something i threw on.
• Spongebob: Well, girl, you really make it work. [Spongebob gives Sandy one thumbs-up.]
• Sandy: Okay.
• Driver: Excuse me, I'm trying to find the Goo Lagoon and I'm totally lost.
• Spongebob: Great job on not being afraid to ask for directions [Spongebob gives Driver two thumbs-up.]
• Driver: Hm...that way? Okay.
• Spongebob: You got the right stuff, golden boys. [Spongebob kiss his two thumbs-up.]
• Sandy: Spongebob, don't you think that you may be using the thumbs-up just a teensy bit too much?
• Spongebob: Are you kidding? [Spongebob put his one thumbs-up on Sandy's helmet.]
• Spongebob: The thumbs-up is an iconic, internationally-recognized sign of positivity and affirmation. Boop!
• Sandy: Yeah, I know. But when you do it all the the thumbs-up loses its meaning. It becomes not special.
• Spongebob: Well, I happen to think you can never give too many thumbs-up. [Spongebob put his many thumbs-up.]
• Sandy: I don't know, SpongeBob. I think you should be careful.
• Spongebob: Oh, Sandy, don't be such a worry whale.
• Spongebob: What could do wrong? [Spongebob put his two thumbs-up.] [humming]
• Spongebob: Ah. [Spongebob blow his two thumbs-up] Whoo, I'm giving away thumbs-up today.
• Spongebob: Hey, guy. Way to wait. [Spongebob gives Fish Guy two thumbs-up.]
• Fish Guy : Who, me?
• Spongebob: [Spongebob put his left thumbs-up on his mouth makes gives Fish Guy big one right thumbs-up.]
• Fish Guy: Yeah... [whistling]
• Spongebob: [Spongebob gives Fish Guy one thumbs-up. again.]
• Spongebob: Hey, guy. Way to walk. [Spongebob gives Fish Guy two thumbs-up.]}}
• Fish Guy: [whimpers] [thud]
• Spongebob: Oh, this feels great.
• Spongebob: Way to flick that eye booger-- [Spongebob gives Other Fish Guy two thumbs-up.] [Spongebob broken his two thumbs-up for 3 times.]
• Thumbhawk two: Thumbhawk one. Thumbhawk one. This is Thumbhawk two. We got two thumbs down.
• Thumbhawk two: Repeat. Two thumbs down!
• Thumbhawk one: Thumbhawk one here, copy that.
• Thumbhawk one: Initiate emergency procedures. Initiating on my count. Three, two, one.
• Thumbhawk one and two: [Screaming]
• Spongebob: Oh, my thumbs. My thumbs! My thumbs!
• Spongebob: How's it looking, Dr. Manfish?
• Dr. Manfish: Well, I'm afraid it doesn't look good, Spongebob.
• Dr. Manfish: It seems you've severely damaged your ulnar collateral ligament, possible from some kind of repeated action.
• Spongebob: An action like a thumbs-up?
• Dr. Manfish: Certainly that is one possibility. Hitchhiking could be another.
• Spongebob: But doctor, I will be able to use my thumbs again, right?
• Dr. Manfish: [Dr. Manfish take his both eye lenses off.] Spongebob, I can't say that for certain.
• Dr. Manfish: I'm only a board certified thumbologist. I don't know everything. I can only say that we must give it time and see.
• Dr. Manfish: There are limits to science. But you should prepare yourself for the possibility that you may never regain the use of your thumbs again. [Dr. Manfish put his right eye lenses on.]
• Mr. Krabs: All right, you boneless invertebrate lazy bones... [chuckles] Come on.
• Mr. Krabs: Flip them patties, boy-o, just like the old days.
• Spongebob: Aye aye, Mr. Krabs.
• Squidward: Uh, let me give you a hand. My thumbs work.
• Spongebob: No! I can do it. [groans]
• Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, son, but i have a business to run. I'm gonna have to let you go.
• Spongebob: That's okay, Mr. Krabs. I understand.
• Mr. Krabs: Now where's me new fry cook?
• Mr. Krabs: There he is. Come on in here.
• Patrick: Uh, sorry, SpongeBob.
• Spongebob: Patrick, I'm glad it's you. Better than some weird stranger, right?
• Patrick: Uh, yeah, I guess. I probably won't even be able to do good flipping.
• Spongebob: With a little practice, you could do anything. [Spongebob hold his broken both thumbs-up] [groan] Oh...
• All: [gasp]
• Spongebob: OI' Patty flippin' patties. Who'd a' thunk it, huh?
• Customer: Poor kid.