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:(Cuts to a small village inside a trench)
 
:(Cuts to a small village inside a trench)
 
 
*'''Cletus''': (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never.(SpongeBob and Patrick fall onto the outhouse as Cletus walks into it)
 
*'''Cletus''': (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never.(SpongeBob and Patrick fall onto the outhouse as Cletus walks into it)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Ehhh.
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Ehhh.
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*'''Patrick''': I don't know. But I am a sure thirsty after that fiddlin' (drinks soda)
 
*'''Patrick''': I don't know. But I am a sure thirsty after that fiddlin' (drinks soda)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, give me some of that! (begins drinking the soda)(Both SpongeBob and Patrick burp VERY loudly and long)
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, give me some of that! (begins drinking the soda)(Both SpongeBob and Patrick burp VERY loudly and long)
*'''Trenchbillies''': Yee-haww!!SpongeBob: Looks like we're on a roll, ay, Patrick?(Cuts to outside, where a wrestling match is taking place)
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*'''Trenchbillies''': Yee-haww!!
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*'''SpongeBob''': Looks like we're on a roll, ay, Patrick?(Cuts to outside, where a wrestling match is taking place)
 
*'''Ma Angler''': I just love me some wrestlin' and tusslin'(One of the wrestlers in thrown through Ma Angler's roof)(SpongeBob and Patrick clap and SpongeBob whistles)
 
*'''Ma Angler''': I just love me some wrestlin' and tusslin'(One of the wrestlers in thrown through Ma Angler's roof)(SpongeBob and Patrick clap and SpongeBob whistles)
*'''Patrick''': Let me see more.SpongeBob: My compliments to the chef.
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*'''Patrick''': Let me see more. *'''SpongeBob''': My compliments to the chef.
 
*'''Cletus''': (pokes SpongeBob with a pitchfork) Your turn.
 
*'''Cletus''': (pokes SpongeBob with a pitchfork) Your turn.
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Hah! Well, actually, my friend and I, we don't like to wrestle.
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Hah! Well, actually, my friend and I, we don't like to wrestle.
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*'''Patrick''': Takin' care a' Ma?
 
*'''Patrick''': Takin' care a' Ma?
 
*'''SpongeBob''': For the rest of our natural-born lives?!
 
*'''SpongeBob''': For the rest of our natural-born lives?!
*'''Cletus''': You know, carry her purse, give her cat massages, read her the Billy Shakespeare till' she falls asleep at night. Ah, Ma just loves it!
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*'''Cletus''': You know, carry her purse, give her cat massages, read her the Billy Shakespeare till' she falls asleep at night. Ah, Ma just loves this contaminer!
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Well, that all sounds like a lot of fun, but I-I have responsibilities back home at Bikini Bottom. I have a pet snail to feed, and can't be late for work at the Krusty Krab!
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Well, that all sounds like a lot of fun, but I-I have responsibilities back home at Bikini Bottom. I have a pet snail to feed, and can't be late for work at the Krusty Krab!
 
*'''Patrick''': Yeah and, it gives me a headache! (starts crying)
 
*'''Patrick''': Yeah and, it gives me a headache! (starts crying)
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*'''Cletus''': Come on out! We know you're in there!
 
*'''Cletus''': Come on out! We know you're in there!
 
*'''Mr. Krabs''': (nervous) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?
 
*'''Mr. Krabs''': (nervous) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?
*'''Cletus''': Umm, sure. I'll have me a large Krabby Patty with aah, a cola. No! No! Lemon-lime!(Shows the trenchbillies all eating)
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*'''Cletus''': Umm, sure. I'll have me a large Krabby Patty with aah, a cola! No! No! A' Lemon-lime!(Shows the trenchbillies all eating)
 
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Keep them coming, SpongeBob! This is the most business in a long time!
 
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Keep them coming, SpongeBob! This is the most business in a long time!
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Ay, Ay, Captain! I'm gonna get some more buns.
 
*'''SpongeBob''': Ay, Ay, Captain! I'm gonna get some more buns.
 
*'''Ma Angler''': More! More! More! More! (a trenchbillie shoves Krabby Patties into her mouth using a shovel)
 
*'''Ma Angler''': More! More! More! More! (a trenchbillie shoves Krabby Patties into her mouth using a shovel)
 
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh yeah, that's what I like to see. She's gonna make customer of the week.
 
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh yeah, that's what I like to see. She's gonna make customer of the week.
*'''Cletus''': (pokes Mr. Krabs with his pitchfork) We catch anyone makin' goo-goo eyes like that at out Ma, it can only mean one thing. He's gonna get hitched!
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*'''Cletus''': (pokes Mr. Krabs with his pitchfork) We catch anyone makin' goo-goo eyes like that at out Ma, it can only mean one thing: He's gonna get hitched!
*'''Mr. Krabs''': (gulps)(Shows Mr. Krabs and Ma Angler in a car riding away) Noooooo!!!!
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*'''Mr. Krabs''': (gulps)No!(Shows Mr. Krabs and Ma Angler in a car riding away) Noooooo!!!!
   
 
:(Ma Angler kisses Mr. Krabs)
 
:(Ma Angler kisses Mr. Krabs)
   
:(Spongebob, Patrick and other waving hands, the heart animation appears when episode ends)
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:(Spongebob, Patrick and others waving hands, the heart animation appears when episode ends)
 
[[Category:Episode transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Episode transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Transcripts]]

Revision as of 01:01, May 28, 2012

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(SpongeBob and Patrick are watching jellyfish)
  • Patrick: (whispering) What's he doing?
  • SpongeBob: Um, just kinda sitting there.
  • Patrick: How about now?
  • SpongeBob: Still just like kinda sitting there, same thing.
  • Patrick: How long have we been watching?
  • SpongeBob: What time is it now?
  • Patrick: 2:30.
  • SpongeBob: (counts fingers) 4 days.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, it's moving!
  • Patrick: Ready to go for it?
  • SpongeBob: Like Mr. Krabs says, it's now or never!
  • Patrick: When does he say that?
  • SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the Men's room...BONZIE!
  • Patrick: Hey, that's usually what I say!
(SpongeBob and Patrick begin chasing the jellyfish)
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, he's taking evasive action.
  • Patrick: We better fake him.
  • SpongeBob: I'll fake left, you go right!
  • Patrick: Roger that! (runs left)
  • SpongeBob: Other right, Patrick!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: (in slow motion) (jumping to catch the jellyfish) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (the two collide in mid-air)
  • SpongeBob: Ow, I think I ruptured a spleen...
  • Patrick: I think I shattered my abacus.
  • SpongeBob: Your what?
  • Patrick: My abacus. (takes out his abacus) Nope. Seems okay...
(The jellyfish flies by)
  • SpongeBob: Patrick! There it goes!(The two begin chasing it again)
  • SpongeBob: Don't stop now Patrick, we're gaining on him!
(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and they fall off a cliff)
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
(Cuts to a small village inside a trench)
  • Cletus: (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never.(SpongeBob and Patrick fall onto the outhouse as Cletus walks into it)
  • SpongeBob: Ehhh.
  • Trenchbillie: You boys are mighty colorful, a smidget too colorful, if ya' ask me.
  • Cletus: (climbs out of hole) And too darn heavy.
  • SpongeBob: Well, actually Patrick has been trying to shed a few-(The trenchbillies capture them with a rope and they scream)
  • Cletus: Tell it to Ma Angler...(The trenchbillies carry them on a pole to Ma Angler's house)
  • Trenchbillies: (all talking)(Cuts to Ma Angler's house)
  • Ma Angler: Now tell me now, what was it ya'lls was doin' down yonder at the outhouse in the first place.
  • Cletus: I dun told ya' Ma, there I was doin' my duty, just like any other Sunday...(flashback)
  • Cletus: (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never.(flashback stops) When not so much as a warning shout, these here varmits dun dropped. Right out of the wild, black yonder, smack-dab onto my noggin!
  • SpongeBob: We're really sorry about interrupting your-
  • Jordan Klein: Y'all hush up!
  • Ma Angler: Now Cletus, is this another one of your tall tales, you tend to tell?
  • Cletus: I-I-I swears I ain't fibbin' Ma!
  • Ma Angler: Cletus.
  • Cletus: Just ask Uncle Belcher. He'll tell you the whole story.
  • Uncle Belcher: (belches)
  • Cletus: See.
  • Ma Angler: Well, I must admit one thing, they is awfully pretty...Nevertheless, as leader of this here clan, which I is, I must subject these two pretty folk, to clan initiation rights to deem their worthy.
  • SpongeBob: Umm...
  • Patrick: Worthy of what?
  • SpongeBob: ...specifically.
  • Ma Angler: livin'...(SpongeBob and Patrick gulp) Theether! Go on and get your fiddle.
  • SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! He's gonna play us a little song.(He plays a short tune)
  • SpongeBob: Short song.
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, I think this is meant to be a-a musical challenge.
  • SpongeBob: Challenge?(The trenchbillie plays another short tune) Patrick, we don't even have an instrument to play.(He plays yet another song, a bit longer this time)
  • Patrick: Yeah, and soon we won't have anything to play it with...
  • SpongeBob: Huh! Patrick! Hang on... (SpongeBob whispers to a trenchbillie)(The trenchbillie takes off his suspenders and gives them to SpongeBob)
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, don't leave me!
  • SpongeBob: Wouldn't dream of it, Patrick.
  • Patrick: Alright!(The trenchbillie continues to play his fiddle) (Patrick begins playing a tune, using SpongeBob's body, Patrick and the Trenchbillie play back and forth, very fast)(The trenchbillie eventually explodes and Patrick wins, stars fall from the sky)
  • SpongeBob: Well, Patrick even though you won, it looks like he was the real star. hahaha (Patrick smiles)
  • Ma Angler: Betsy!
  • Betsy: Yes ma'am?
  • Ma Angler: It's time for a hootin' and hollarin' contest.
  • Betsy: (clears throat) (begins yodeling)
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, it's a singing competition, what are we gonna do?
  • Patrick: I don't know. But I am a sure thirsty after that fiddlin' (drinks soda)
  • SpongeBob: Hey, give me some of that! (begins drinking the soda)(Both SpongeBob and Patrick burp VERY loudly and long)
  • Trenchbillies: Yee-haww!!
  • SpongeBob: Looks like we're on a roll, ay, Patrick?(Cuts to outside, where a wrestling match is taking place)
  • Ma Angler: I just love me some wrestlin' and tusslin'(One of the wrestlers in thrown through Ma Angler's roof)(SpongeBob and Patrick clap and SpongeBob whistles)
  • Patrick: Let me see more. *SpongeBob: My compliments to the chef.
  • Cletus: (pokes SpongeBob with a pitchfork) Your turn.
  • SpongeBob: Hah! Well, actually, my friend and I, we don't like to wrestle.
  • Ma Angler: Huh? You don't like to wrestle?
  • SpongeBob: No, we're not the wrestling sort.
  • Ma Angler: Well then, what in tarnation do you pretty-folk like to do for fun?
  • SpongeBob: Well, uh-uh we like to go jellyfishing!
  • Ma Angler: Jellyfishin'. What kinda tomfoolery is jellyfishin'?
  • SpongeBob: Well, it goes something like this:(SpongeBob and Patrick pull out their nets and start running around and dancing)
  • Cletus: What-the?
  • Ma Angler: That's disgustin'
  • SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! (they both jump into the air and collide in slow motion once again) Well, it goes something like that...
  • Patrick: Nice knowing you buddy...
  • Ma Angler: Well, I haven't seen anybody cut up like that 'round these parts, since we potty-trained Junior. (laughs) He was near about 13! (The trenchbillies all laugh)
  • Cletus: Them boys is dumber than my box a' rotten teeth!(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a crowd of trenchbillies, with confetti)
  • Cletus: Go get em' tiger!
  • Jordan Klein: (crying) They grow up so fast.
  • Ma Angler: As leader of this here clan, I heareby debut: Sponge-Joe-Bob and Derald, honorary trenchbillies. (hands them novelty teeth)(SpongeBob and Patrick both put in the teeth)
  • Cletus: Speech! Speech!
  • SpongeBob: Well, I guess if I were to say one thing, and I think I'm speaking for Patrick and myself here, is that y'all are a bunch a' real kind folks and it's been a real hoot gettin' to know y'all!(SpongeBob and Patrick walk away waving) Farewall, friendly trenchbillies. See ya' 'round
  • Patrick: Toodles.
  • Cletus: (stops them with a pitchfork) And where in square do you folk think you're goin'?
  • SpongeBob: Over to home.
  • Cletus: Well, you're one of our kind now, so this is your home, and as such, you've been givin' the great honor of takin' care a' Ma, for the rest of your natural-born lives...
  • Patrick: Takin' care a' Ma?
  • SpongeBob: For the rest of our natural-born lives?!
  • Cletus: You know, carry her purse, give her cat massages, read her the Billy Shakespeare till' she falls asleep at night. Ah, Ma just loves this contaminer!
  • SpongeBob: Well, that all sounds like a lot of fun, but I-I have responsibilities back home at Bikini Bottom. I have a pet snail to feed, and can't be late for work at the Krusty Krab!
  • Patrick: Yeah and, it gives me a headache! (starts crying)
  • Cletus: (swings pitchfork) You folks ain't goin' nowhere.
  • SpongeBob: Oh please, Mr. Trenchbillie where can we-
  • Patrick: Oh hey, your shoe's untied.
  • Cletus: What? But I ain't even wearin'-(SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly gone) Darn it.
(Cuts to Krusty Krab)
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, what was I supposed to tell them, Squidward?
  • Squidward: You could have told him that he could have his money back.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, no I couldn't.
  • Squidward: Why?
  • Mr. Krabs: Because, I already put it in the register!
(SpongeBob and Patrick burst through the door)
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! We just escaped from an angry mob of deep sea bunkins!
  • Patrick: It was horrible! They were gonna stay forever and massage their gramma.
  • Mr. Krabs: So. Why ya' telling me?
  • SpongeBob: Because they followed us here.(The trenchbillies show up at the door)
(SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all scream)(The trenchbillies storm in and begin destroying the Krusty Krab's possessions)
  • Cletus: Come on out! We know you're in there!
  • Mr. Krabs: (nervous) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?
  • Cletus: Umm, sure. I'll have me a large Krabby Patty with aah, a cola! No! No! A' Lemon-lime!(Shows the trenchbillies all eating)
  • Mr. Krabs: Keep them coming, SpongeBob! This is the most business in a long time!
  • SpongeBob: Ay, Ay, Captain! I'm gonna get some more buns.
  • Ma Angler: More! More! More! More! (a trenchbillie shoves Krabby Patties into her mouth using a shovel)
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, that's what I like to see. She's gonna make customer of the week.
  • Cletus: (pokes Mr. Krabs with his pitchfork) We catch anyone makin' goo-goo eyes like that at out Ma, it can only mean one thing: He's gonna get hitched!
  • Mr. Krabs: (gulps)No!(Shows Mr. Krabs and Ma Angler in a car riding away) Noooooo!!!!
(Ma Angler kisses Mr. Krabs)
(Spongebob, Patrick and others waving hands, the heart animation appears when episode ends)
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