- Narrator: Before the Krabby Patty was mass produced and sold by an eloquent spokesperson, Patrick Star...
- Patrick: [depressed] Blah, blah, blahblahbli-blah... [four hundred sign rings]
- Narrator: It went through many different versions. We have compiled to Top 10 varieties of our beloved Krabby Patty.
- SpongeBob: [giggles]
- Narrator: Number 10: The Pizza Patty. Number 9: The Sponge Patty. [the Health Inspector coughs up the Sponge Patty] Number 8: The Jelly Patty.
- SpongeBob: [bites Jelly Patty] Hmm.
- Narrator: Number 7: The Noodle Patty. [SpongeBob gets his Noodle Patty thrown in the face] Number 6: The Patty Socks.
- Patrick: [laughs as his wears Patty Socks]
- Narrator: Number 5: The Nasty Patty. Number 4: The Chumwich. Number 3: The Weenie Patty. Number 2: The Pretty Patty. And the Number 1 variety on the classic Krabby Patty formula goes to: The Monster Patty. [SpongeBob screams as he sees the Monster Patty] The patty that terrorized and took over Bikini Bottom until SpongeBob sucked it up into his sponginess. And that's the Top 10 varieties on the classic formula of the Krabby Patty.
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