This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob's Last Stand short "Tips for Jellyfish Fields," which aired on October 5, 2010.
- Narrator: And now, some simple guidelines from your visit to Jellyfish Fields. Always pack lightly. [Patrick is shown in his house. He takes out a jellyfishing net and puts himself in it into the suitcase, which breaks underneath his weight] Dispose of litter properly.
- SpongeBob: Gadzooks! [sees a piece of litter on the ground and turns into a trash can. He flips the ground around so the litter goes into him and he laughs]
- Narrator: And lastly, please respect the kind jellyfish.
- Squidward: [catches the jellyfish with the book he is reading] Ha! Hahaha... [his lawn chair collapses on him] Ah! [the jellyfish comes out of the book, stings Squidward, and he screams]
- Narrator: This has been a word from Jellyfishing Fields State Park.
- Squidward: Ohhh...