"The story is long, the story won’t stop, don't skip to the end because there will never be! Or will there be...?"
In this part, when everyone comes back to our current part and starts scavenging through the secrets, Bratt starts acting a little funny. Instead of the suspicious villain he usually is, he's acting more disgusting, and later on he acts even more strangely. We don't know how this happened, but we team up to try and find the mystery.
1. No swearing
2. No spamming
3. No talking about politics, Pingu, Pinga, I am Toaster's children, Minecraft YouTubers, Tecna, Cartoon Police Groups, twerking, Nutshack, zebras, events being dreams, being mean to SpongeBob, completely altering the main plot, premature starts, overly hurting characters, overusing Sagwa, overusing Ren and Stimpy, Universe Collapsings or endings, No time reversing!
4. You can only use the never-ending line of Freds 4 times, don't overuse it.
5: No overusing anchovy monsters.
6: No overusing tamagotchi
7: No overusing white dogs.
8: No overusing Rick and Morty
9: No overusing Bunny and Kitty
10: No changing the story to your own liking.
11: No removing the motto/slogan/whatever.
12: No wars unless it's the final part.
13: No premature ends.
14. No more claiming threads. You can create a new one if you'd like, although don't make too many threads of new parts while one is going!
Fifi goes to her house, with me still glued to her.
Koopsers: "This junkyard stinks."
Meanwhile, back in 1987
Christopher Reeve: "Huh?"
He hears me scream in whatever year it is right now.
(FYI, Christopher Reeve is dead, but in this universe he was given a second chance.. however he has to live in 1987.)
Christopher Reeve: "Looks like, it's time for Superman!"
He goes into a booth, and transforms into his Superman suit.
Back in the current NES year.
Koopsers: "No luck."
Superman flies, and holds onto Koopsers
Koopsers and Fifi are unglued.
Superman: "Hey, what are you?"
Koopsers: "I don't know, but I do know this. Back in 1967, I was a human until some random guy froze me in this freezing machine, He set the year to 2017 until me to be unfrozen. Then, he put some mutant DNA into me. And now I'm whatever this is."
Superman: "You should be.. in here right?"
He puts him inside his apartment while Chase and KKirby are eating Coco Pops for Breakfast.
Meanwhile, Cark and Oliver Sudden (apparently he's alive again) are on a road trip, when Charles Laughton's face appears on the moon again and their car drives right into his mouth, as it enters the trippy tunnel like last time. Bratt appears through a portal that opens inside the trippy tunnel and he ends up in their car. And then - you guessed it - Bratt starts doing the potty dance in the car.
The car eventually ends up reaching the end of the trippy tunnel and being teleported out at the top of the Burj Khalifa again, where it falls the drop, lands in the portal and flies everywhere all over again.
Bratt does the potty dance on the volcano, causing the volcano to erupt, exploding all the way to Venus and destroying the entirety of Venus, which causes a chain reaction causing a plethora of events.
Following the lose of his house, Rocko's performance at work suffers until he is finally sacked by his manager. "We all think you're a really chummy guy Rocko it's just that you're fired anyways. The unemployment office is located in the volcano dungeon."
"I don't even work anywhere, due to continuity reasons," I say, " and why is Doratron twisting the story against me? I've gotten enough attention already. Let's just have a scene about another character, shall we? "
But my comment came first, so Vladamir Putin was actually having his hair dyed, when Clive uses a copy machine to duplicate his Bratt minions to 5000000000000000000000000000 (many 0's later) 00000000000000 of them.
Patchy and Potty appears and he presses a button that says twizlers on it
then everybody hides in his house because everybody almost became twizlers except for Patchy, RockoRama, SpongeBob, Squidward, Potty, Chase McFly , Europe, Germany, Koopsers, CreepyPastaLover, and Russia. (Chapter 3 Part 24 reference)
I peek outside and see Patwizler, being an abomination of Patrick mixed with a Twizler.
"Rocko, just in time for your community service." The Principle of ? says.
"You must pick up trash on the highway. Also don't sexually harass or be racist to anyone. I don't want to tell you that again Rocko. And pick up more trash, you haven't even picked up any trash yet." The Principle of ? hits Rocko with a taser to motivate him.
At night, when CheeseCrocker is sleeping, Zachary Z. Zywiec sneaks into his house and then puts him on the ground. Then he pulls out a giant knife he bought from the back of a comic book and then he slices him in half. Now there are two CheeseCrockers, and something is happening to them; one half turned into CheeseCrocker's usual self (then one that Zachary sliced in half), while the other is currntly turing into Denzel Crocker, whose the person CheeseCrocker used to be before he got Cheese-and-crockeria, a disease that made him turn into a block of cheese after watching a The FairlyOdd Parents episode called "Cheese & Crockers".
Sandbleach668: That statue raises many questions about society. Hmm it really makes you think.
Sandblargh95: Koopsers didn't even work for that gold. He was born with a golden spoon in his mouth.
Sandgrrrrrrrr4: Typical. That's just the way our evil society goes. Whoever is hearing this right now, you think you have high ethical standards but no. You like crony capitalism and more frivilolus gold for ivory tower elites. That is what you are all about when you really think about it. Sad.
Sandfrodo45: Why must UmmIdkThisIGuess support my causes but half heartedly. When you think about it, she is really worse than someone who is like "AHHHHHH MARTAINS R GONNA DESTROY US ALL" when you really stop and think.
Sandwitch666 (the real me): no and there are really people like that so you should think harder dumb clone of mine.
WandSitch999: Gay witches are the martains of witches, on Mars.
SandSuzy who is my starving orphan clone appears. "Please someone lend me your gold so I can afford to buy bread. BRATT why did you build this giant gold statue and wish for me to starve?" Sandsuzy coughs up dirt and chimney soot.
I am back with more news from the United Nations in Geneva, Switzerland. A global binding resolution condemning UmmIdkThisIGuess has passed and I must live on Mercury, the least popular and most revelled of the planets.
"Global warming? It's practically absolute zero I'm soooo cooolllddddd...oh crap now it's 600 degrees for the rest of the summer..."
But then Bratt starts to do the potty dance, ruining the vibe. Meanwhile, right underneath the place, Blue CheeseCrocker is making a new ship, since his old one got rusty and yesterday was stolen by someone overnight.
But Beautiful Day Monster gets terminal gingivitis from his toothbrush. It turns out his mom poisoned his toothbrush to teach him a lesson about life and responsibility. "Now that you only have one month to live you'll remember to floss after every meal!" So he has to stop playing music to floss all the time.
The Mutant Bratt goes inside the ship while it's flying around the Bubble Bowl and does the Soap Dance, the opposite of the Potty Dance. The real Bratt gets jealous, and instigates a Dance battle with the Mutant Bratt.
Mutant Bratt is angry. "I wanna give a shout out to all my fans: you suck tremendously. You keep making me play more music and don't care about my life or anything. You want more more and more and have no regard for my health. Please stop buying my records it is killing me."
Mr. and Dr. Smith put in 500000 quarters so everyone is satisfied, but then start shooting their guns at Bratt. But Bratt's armor was resistant to guns while doing the potty dance, so it didn't affect him.
But nobody could hear because of all the insanity. Dr. Smith and Mr. Smith try to shoot Chase, but Blue CheeseCrocker tackles them. Afterwards, Blue CheeseCrocker takes Bratt to his underground chamber underneath the Bubble Bowl, and places a decoy Bratt who's designed to always do the potty dance so people don't leave.
Dr. Smart then gets put down from a UFO, He looks very beat up having ripped up hair, dried blood all over him, and having a large scar across his face. He has a wheelchair because of something that happened to him, He was kicked off of a wide platform and he broke all of his bones except for his head. He can move a little bit of his fingers however. He also needs a tube for him to breathe, leading his voice ending up all scratchy.
Then someone out there somewhere realises that they could make world peace if they invented an eleventh number digit. They invent a number called "Joj", but as it is literally a lowercase "t" flipped backwards and looks a bit like a capital "J", it receives backlash for being unoriginal and thus raises more problems in the world than it answered.
Buzz Light Year then passed it down to the guy in the picture, who put in in an ad and got it famous. He was about to speak the next part, but the real Bratt smashed Ugly Bratt with his CORRECT! version of the potty dance, which is actually the wrong way.
Bratt checks his social media accounts and sees that he has zero friends. "I wish I didn't unfriend my only friend," he laments, "I now understand the true nature of regret. Someone turn back the wheels of time!" he shouts to the heavens.
However, Bratt does his even newer tactic of twisting himself 5000 times while doing the potty dance while eating 5 gum while jumping off the Burj Khalifa while filming a YouTube video and editing it while doing many other things.
"AH AHH AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEaaps" says the Facebookbots, all disintegrating.
Bratt then does a very quiet version of the potty dance, which is so quiet even ants can't hear it. But then, he cranks the potty dance up again by 50000000000000000, causing everyone's eardrums to pop.
"I don't actually care about Bratt or anything, but now I am supposed to be opposed to the potty dance and have no reason for this." I say. "There are no consequences to anything here, I really don't care."
Julius Caesar then throws Caesar Salad at Bratt, which is Bratt's weakness. Karen then randomly comes by and takes Bratt to the remains of the Bubble Bowl, which has been completely destroyed since we left that place.
But Mutant Bratt gets into a wrangle with Karen, causing Karen to go to the way she was in Karen's Virus and destroy everything in town, with Bratt doing the potty dance on top of her head. I try to pounce on Karen to stop Bratt, but all that does is make Karen kiss me 5000000 times.
"I already told you guys that Bratt keeps doing the potty dance because none of you acknowledge his humanity and treat him like a potty dance factory or a magical black box devoid of personal agency." I type and print out a million times and then hit Chase McFly with the giant ream of paper. "That's for Rocko," I say confusingly.
"And Sandwitch666 where do I begin with you..." I start. "Your clones seems well-meaning if a little irritating, but they can't just keep shoving horrible atrocities in peoples' faces and expect the same reaction every time. Literally everyone only cares about their own feelings and will do whatever makes them feel better."
"That just makes me worry as to what politics must be like on Mars," I say, worried. "Well, without going into too much detail, because of NES rules, in my home country - the UK - the Prime Minister is this lady named Theresa May and she's--"
[Theresa May turns up]
"Oh hello Theresa, we were just talking about you," I say.
"Stop being snarky or I'll fill you with candy and take you to a kids birthday party," I tell Rainbow, "now on a totally unrelated note I have made many new exciting algorithms which will totally blow minds and I'm gonna go do some more bye."
Theresa May picks up the phone and it is me crank calling her. "Hello Miss May, your husband told me you guys were swingers. Well me and both my husband and wife are very interested. Let's discuss our orgy plans in detail right now." however she hangs up so I go back to my algorithms.