"The story is long, the story won’t stop, don't skip to the end because there will never be! Or will there be...?"
In this part, Valentine's Day has arrived, and everybody is trying to sweep all of the terrible events that have happened in the past under the rug. It is also the day SpongeBob and Brown Eel will marry!
1. No swearing
2. No spamming
3. No talking about politics, Pingu, Pinga, I am Toaster's children, Minecraft YouTubers, Tecna, Cartoon Police Groups, twerking, Nutshack, zebras, events being dreams, being mean to SpongeBob, completely altering the main plot, premature starts, overly hurting characters, overusing Sagwa, overusing Ren and Stimpy, Universe Collapsings or endings, No time reversing!
4. You can only use the never-ending line of Freds 4 times, don't overuse it.
5: No overusing anchovy monsters.
6: No overusing tamagotchi
7: No overusing white dogs.
8: No overusing Rick and Morty
9: No overusing Bunny and Kitty
10: No changing the story to your own liking.
11: No removing the motto/slogan/whatever.
12: No wars unless it's the final part.
13: No premature ends.
14. No more claiming threads. You create a new one after the previous one is complete.
SpongeBob gets on his knees in front of CheeseCrocker like he’s gonna propose. He takes out a badge and says, Denzel “Cheese” Crocker, Jr., will you do me the honor of being best cheese at my wedding?”
"Don't mind me," I say sadly, " I'm like this every Valentine's Day.
I have to put up with seeing creepy fanfics, people asking each other out, disturbing stuff. I couldn't get a valentine if I wanted to, I'm afraid of everyone, and even then they'd probably all hate me anyway, so I just quietly recite piano and hope no-one recognises me crying. "
I eventually run out of cupcakes and have to stock on some more. Thankfully, a Chinese chef who is friends with CheeseCrocker lives nearby and gives out cupcakes to CheeseCrocker if he does chores for him, so CC heads over there.
"Many reasons," I say, sadly . "First off, everyone talking about their crushes is kind of weird for me. Second, every online profile I have is spammed with weird Valentine fanfics. Creepy as hell, especially the MLP ones. Then, there's just the fact that... everyone's celebrating their relationships like they're the greatest things they have. I'm always the one left behind. So I find it easier to just avoid the day altogether."
"Can I pass time too and go on ESB? No?" I ask, realising I'm going to have to sit through it. "While some of my friends know which one upsets me the most, what people don't realise is that - depending on which character is used and the fanfic overall - my reaction spans from major cringe to full-on "Jump-out-window" response. This was the day that first happened. " [shudder]
The ghost of St. Valentine appears and looks dumbfounded. "This holiday commemorates my brutal execution, but is even worse. People have a hard time finding love and you just want to rub it in their face for some reason. Couples already have their anniversery and xmas and don't need more pressure to get each other gifts. All you are doing is spreading pain and misery. You bastards." He grabs a cupcake before disappearing again.
(Out of story: The wedding will be many posts later)
Some people from the US, Canada, the UK, Japan, Russia, China, Australia, South Africa, France, Mexico, Brazil, Germany, Sweden, the Netherlands, India, Tanzania and Argentina arrive in Bikini Bottom for the upcoming wedding.
So everyone is trying to figure out what to do. Mark Sabine is eating marmalade, and Moss and Roy are trying to "Turn off the universe and turn it back on again". Personally, I am hiding in the corner as usual.
A giant heart box of chocolates lands at Rocko's feet. "To show how much we care about you, here is a Valentine's present!" The card says. Inside there are a million chocolate figurines of NES characters, and the boxes are arranged to say 'Rocko is the best".
"Please finish working on the Bibendum Discord bot..." I say to Views.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Plankton VII, Plankton XIV, Plankton I, Plankton V, Plankton XXI, Plankton VI, Plankton II, Plankton III, Plankton IV, Plankton VIII, Plankton IX, Plankton X, Plankton XI, Plankton XII, Plankton XIII, Plankton XV, Plankton XVI, Plankton XVII, Plankton XVIII, Plankton XX, Larry the Lobster, Bubble Bass, Blue CheeseCrocker, some Bikini Bottomites, Michael Rosen, Cheesy, Dokuro-chan, Painfully Honest Buhdeuce, Abraham Lincoln Buhdeuce, Abraham Lincoln (the real one), Shakespare, Julius Caesar, Coco, Shrek, Uncle Grandpa, Mickey Mouse, Gumball, Nicole, Richard, Richard's Neighbor, Darwin, Anais, Coconut Fred, Bill Cipher, Bob the Builder, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Batman, Beautiful Day Monster, Caillou, Donald Duck, Cloak/Black Spy, Dagger/White Spy, Oggy, Croc, Green CheeseCrocker, Pink CheeseCrocker and Mrs. Crocker are invited to the wedding.
More people are invited to the wedding, including RockoRama, Views, Chase McFly, Beanieboy112, Koopsers Joopsers, Trollerz462, some other ESB users, Vijay Patel, Mrs. Rex, Rockoless Universe characters, Parallel Universe characters, Oonski the Great, Rambamboo, Harold, Napoleon Dynamite, Glass Joe, Marf, Rog, Mark Sabine, Tim Rowett, Alexander, Baldi's Basics characters, Inanimate Insanity characters, BFDI characters, Bendy, Bibendum, M u n c h m u n c h, Ed, the M&Ms, Nobody, PatBob, Patrick, Patchy, Potty, Prismo, Dr. Smart and Cereal Guy.
"Since there's a lot of people, we need a big wedding venue." I say.
The Mayor of Bikini Bottom, the President of Bikini Atoll, the Prime Minister of Bikini Bottom, the President's secretary, the Governor of Bikini Bottom, the Director of Fun, the Fart King, the SpongeBob doppelgangers from Sponge Valley, Squilliam, Ned and the Needlefish, Colonel Carper, Captain Frostymug, Agent Twerp, Harry, Combover, Bald, Girly Teengirl, Kevin C. Cucumber, Craig Mammalton, Fuzzy Acorns, Master Udon, Filthy Phil, The Tickler, Lip Service, Lord Royal Highness, Lord Reginald, Professor Precy, Dr. Marmalade, Besty Krabs, Mrs. Krabs, Redbeard Krabs, Sam Star, Margie Star, Herb Star, Dead Eye Plankton, Planktonamor, Karen the Crystal Ball, Sluggo Star, Mrs. Wilson, Maw Tucket, Victor Krabs, Cletus Star, Billy Bob Star, Carl (Patrick's family), Yorick, Princess Tulsa, Prince Dingus, Prince Callous, Queen Mildew, King Amoeba, Patrick Revere, Pecos Patrick, Primitive Sponge (VIP), SpongeGar (VIP), SpongeBob's grandson (VIP), SpongeTron (VIP), 486 SpongeTron clones (VIPs), Squidasaurus Rex, Squog, Squidly Tentacles, Hopalong Tentacles, Grandpa Tentacles, Grandma Tentacles, Mr. Tentacles, Mrs. Tentacles, Uncle Tentacles, Aunt Tenctacles, Squeeze Tenteacles, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Jorgen, Prehistoric Krabs, King Krabs, Princess Pearl, Mr. Krabs (western), Great Grandpappy Krabs, Sally Krabs, Grandma Krabs, Grandpa Krabs, Mr. Krabs' nephews, Mr. Krabs' sister, Mr. Puff, Mrs. Puff (western), Grand Dad Plankton, Ella Plankton, Seymour (plankton), Basia, Moe Bros, Alvin, Silas Plankton, Clem, Plankton's cousins, Gordon Plankton, Mama Plankton, Fredrick and E.M.I.L.P. are invited to the wedding.
Suddenly, Patrick's remaining family, the driver fish from Something Smells, a frogfish, Squidward's toilet, a sea bug, a skeleton fish, Dennis, a rodent, Scallops, Worm from Appleworld, the kid from Hooky, Mirror SpongeBob, Robo-Patrick, two anchovies from Something Smells, the Flying Dutchman, Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen, Fred and Ivy (the flag twirlers from Band Geeks), Scooter, Corporal Sterling, Plankton's death robot, Karen 2, Lord Poltergeist, the Dark Night, Patar, Primitive Star, the Jelliens, the Jellien leader, Rusty Rickets, the bubble giants, the Patty Gadget, a hospitalized fish, Cashina, the Fry Cook Games spectators, the SpongeBob clones created by Plankton, Jim and Not SpongeBob are invited to the wedding.