Image 1: Squidward, moments before a large cash register crashes into his face.
Image 2: Last moments before Phil the Fish was kidnapped and taken hostage by the creepy Spongebob CatcherPants.
Image 3: Phil the Fish, looking extremely anxiously as Squidward gives a very devilish smile his way.
''Image 4: A more gruesome version of Squidward, Gnomward, prepares to eat Spongebob.
Wow what a great way to derail a thread, by making it relevant to the real world, just the way everyone likes to have their GAME threads, yeah you know, GAME threads, the ones where you have fun without making comments about things in real life.
Patrick, right, holds the official "Leader Badge" for Bikini Bottom. He is now being crowned to become the Official Leader of Bikini Bottom, being the 4th at it (the prior 3 were Mayor, Mr Krabs and Granpappy Krabs).
Official image of Patrick's actual weight. He weighs around 482 pounds, with 73.4% of the food being from Krabby Patties. Only about 0.98% of the weight is from Plankton's Chum Bucket. Of the entire foods, about 23.1% were Patrick stealing from others, 30.5% from Garbage, and remainder being misc.
Patrick I (new official name for Patrick as he's the first of his clan, so for this thread mention him as' Patrick I, 'Holy Patrick or Leader Patrick) enthustically waves his new empire's flag, the Striped Starfish, a common and famous symbol amongst Starfish.