This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Legends of Bikini Bottom short "Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature," which aired on November 16, 2010.

  • Narrator: Things to do when encountering a legendary creature.
  • SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick, what are you reading?
  • Patrick: [whilst roller skating] Bikini Bottom Legends. It's a chapter called "Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature." It says to be polite. [SpongeBob starts taking notes] Offer a gift, oh.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick?
  • [Raarg looms up in front of them]
  • Patrick: Yeah?
  • SpongeBob: Is run away on that list?
  • Patrick: Yeah, it is.
  • Raarg: [screaming] Rarr!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [they start running away and scream] Monster! [they scream again]
  • Raarg: [a tear rolls down his face] I'm so lonely.
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