If you were looking for the article about the instrumental version that's used as background music, then see Another Best Day Ever.
"The SpongeBob History Song" is a song sung and composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield based on the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants, "Help Wanted" to "Stanley S. SquarePants." This song can be found on the Season 6 Volume 1, Complete Sixth Season, Next 100 Episodes, The Best 200 Episodes Ever, and The Fifth & Sixth Seasons DVDs. The instrumental version of this track titled "Another Best Day Ever" is used as background music in the show.
Lyrics[]
- Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: One, two
- One, two, three, four
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- Won't you help sing along?
- Sage Guyton: SpongeBob's had 100 adventures
- So let's find out what do you remember
- Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: So many laughs, it's tough to keep track, so listen to the song and take a trip back
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
- Sage Guyton: It all started out at the Krusty Krab
- SpongeBob wanted a job and he wanted one bad
- Then SpongeBob met up with a true Texas rodent
- And found out what Sandy breathed was pretty darn potent
- Nicolas Carr: Then he learned the secret to getting lots of laughs
- When you want to get attention just split your pants
- If a leisure afternoon is what you've been wishin'
- Grab a net and head out for some jellyfishin'
- Sage Guyton: Maniacal Plankton put our heroes in a bind
- Using evil genius tricks to control SpongeBob's mind
- Nicolas Carr: Then SpongeBob was eaten out of house and home
- All thanks to a horde of hungry nematodes
- Sage Guyton: If you want to get strong get down to the gym and hustle
- Or maybe just fake it with inflatable muscle
- SpongeBob came down with a case of the suds
- Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: But who needs a doctor when you got your best bud?
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- Won't you help sing along?
- Ah-ooh...
- Sage Guyton: And remember when Pearl worked at the Krusty Krab?
- We found out Eugene was a whale's dad
- Nicolas Carr: Then Patrick was jealous of his friend's trophy shelf
- Till he got a trophy for doing nothing more than anyone else
- Sage Guyton: When SpongeBob met Bubble Buddy, nobody could cope
- Who knew it could be so much trouble having a friend that's made out of soap?
- Nicolas Carr: Thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick we can happily confirm
- All the friendship one needs can be found in a worm
- Sage Guyton: Now please stand by for important information
- Never bug a squirrel in the midst of hibernation
- But you know what it is that bugs Sandy most?
- Nicolas Carr: Her best friend onstage telling squirrel jokes
- Sage Guyton: There was a brouhaha when SpongeBob found that pencil
- Who knew such terror could come from a writing utensil?
- Nicolas Carr: When Mr. Krabs falls in love, he spends too much
- Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: But who could spare any expense for a beaut like Mrs. Puff?
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- Won't you sing along?
- Ah-ooh...
- Sage Guyton: SpongeBob forgot to feed his snail and much to his dismay
- By the time he remembered Gary ran away
- Nicolas Carr: And when SpongeBob and Squidward became extra close
- SquidBob TentaclePants, man, that's gross
- Sage Guyton: When his friends need to crash, SpongeBob's happy to host
- Unless it's the Flying Dutchman, a screaming pirate ghost
- Nicolas Carr: After touching some goop, SpongeBob got real sick
- And so did half of Bikini Bottom, oh, well, that's ick
- Sage Guyton: When love's in the air, sea critters go batty
- Especially when they've fallen for a perfect Krabby Patty
- Then the gang went to Atlantis just to see a bubble
- They took a picture and it popped, uh-oh, that's trouble
- Nicolas Carr: Curious about SpongeBob's ancestors? Well you're in luck
- Cause there once was a hayseed and his name was Buck
- Sage Guyton: Then SpongeBob took a big old lump to the head
- He couldn't remember his name and he couldn't remember his friends
- Nicolas Carr: He moved away from home and forgot where he belonged
- Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: Maybe SpongeBob SquarePants should've listened to this song
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song!
Demo[]
Trivia[]
- Although it is meant to based on the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob, not all of the episodes are referenced. The song itself does not reference any season 3 episodes except for "Party Pooper Pants," but scenes from other episodes from that season appear as footage.