The SpongeBob History Song

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If you were looking for the article about the instrumental version that's used as background music, then see Another Best Day Ever.

"The SpongeBob History Song" is a song based on the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants, "Help Wanted" to "Stanley S. SquarePants." This song can be found on the Season 6 Volume 1, Complete Sixth Season, Next 100 Episodes, and The Best 200 Episodes Ever DVDs. The instrumental version of this track is now used as production music in the show.

Lyrics

One, two

One, two, three, four

It's SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history song

It's SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history

Won't you help sing along?

SpongeBob's had 100 adventures

Let's find out what do you remember? So many laughs

It's tough to keep track, so listen to the song and take a trip back

It's SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history song

It all started out at the Krusty Krab

SpongeBob wanted a job and he wanted one bad

Then SpongeBob met up with a true Texas rodent

And found out what Sandy breathed was pretty darn potent

Then he learned the secret to getting lots of laughs

When you want to get attention just split your pants

If a leisure afternoon is what you've been wishin'

Grab a net and head out for some jelly fishin'

Maniacal Plankton put our heroes in a bind

Using evil genius tricks to control SpongeBob's mind

Then SpongeBob was eaten out of house and home

All thanks to a horde of hungry nematodes

If you want to get strong get down to the gym and hustle

Or maybe just fake it with inflatable muscle

SpongeBob came down with a case of the suds

But who needs a doctor when you got your best bud?

It's SpongeBob history

SpongeBob history

SpongeBob history song

It's SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history

Won't you help sing along?

Ah-ooh...

Patrick: Let's take it from the top

And remember when Pearl worked at the Krusty Krab?

We found out Eugene was a whale's dad

And Patrick was jealous of his friend's trophy shelf

Till he got a trophy doing nothing more than anyone else

When SpongeBob met Bubble Buddy, nobody could cope

Who knew it could be so much trouble having a friend that's made out of soap?

Thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick we can happily confirm

All the friendship one needs can be found in a worm

Now please stand by for important information

Never bug a squirrel in the midst of hibernation

But you know what it is that bugs Sandy most?

Her best friend onstage telling squirrel jokes

There was a brouhaha when SpongeBob found that pencil

Who knew such terror could come from a writing utensil?

When Mr. Krabs falls in love, he spends too much

But who could spare any expense for a beaut like Mrs. Puff?

It's SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history song

It's SpongeBob's history

SpongeBob's history

Won't you sing along?

Ah-ooh...

SpongeBob forgot to feed his snail and much to his dismay

By the time he remembered Gary ran away

And when SpongeBob and Squidward became extra close

SquidBob TentaclePants, man, that's gross

When his friends need to crash, SpongeBob's happy to host

Unless it's Flying Dutchman, a screaming pirate ghost

After touching some goop, SpongeBob got real sick

And so did half of Bikini Bottom, oh, well, that's ick.

When love's in the air, sea critters go batty

Especially when they've fallen for a perfect Krabby Patty

Then the gang went to Atlantis just to see a bubble

They took a picture and it popped, Uh-oh, that's trouble

Curious about SpongeBob's ancestors? Well you're in luck

Cause there once was a hayseed and his name was Buck

Then SpongeBob took a big old lump to the head

He couldn't remember his name and he couldn't remember his friends

He moved away from home and forgot where he belonged

Maybe SpongeBob SquarePants should've listened to this song

It's the SpongeBob history

SpongeBob history

SpongeBob history song

It's SpongeBob history

SpongeBob history

SpongeBob history song

Trivia

Although it is meant to based on the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob, not all of the episodes are referenced. The song itself does not reference any season 3 episodes except for "Party Pooper Pants," but scenes from other episodes from that season appear as footage.

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Trivia