Ahoy, fair lass, it be the line to get into the Salty Spitoon — the roughest, toughest sailor club ever to be built under the seven seas. Only the baddest of the bad can get in.
Popeye fish telling Sandy about The Salty Spitoon, "No Weenies Allowed"

The Salty Spitoon is a restaurant/bar for tough fish. It is believed to be stricter and tougher than other sailor clubs, and only the toughest of creatures are granted entrance. It appears in and is a major plot point of the episode "No Weenies Allowed," and also appears in the video games Battle for Bikini Bottom (Game Boy Advance version), The Yellow Avenger, SpongeBob's Truth or Square, and SpongeBob's Boating Bash.



The Salty Spitoon is a light blue, the outline is blue and green building with a purple roof that has a lime-green sign atop that reads the place's name in black text. Said sign is held together by two bamboo sticks. There is also an indigo and red chimney on the right side of the building. Lastly, it has wooden sliding doors.

Its location is near Goo Lagoon and is across the street from Weenie Hut Juniors and Super Weenie Hut Juniors. Outside, there is a bouncer named Reg, who determines whether or not a person is tough enough to enter. If they are tough enough, they are allowed to pass and if they are not tough enough, they are asked to leave.

Role in episode

SpongeBob is intrigued to gain entrace into it due to Sandy being granted it. However, Reg does not believe him to be tough enough. SpongeBob tries to prove him wrong many times, such as opening a bottle of ketchup, but none of these attempts work. He also tries gaining entrance through disguise, in that he puts on a clown wig and poses as one of a tough fish's tattoos.

However, after SpongeBob stages a fake fight with Patrick to make it look like like the former won without even touching the latter, SpongeBob is finally granted access. However, he is afterwards sent to the hospital and then Weenie Hut General due to slipping on an ice cube on his way in.

Role in video games

Battle for Bikini Bottom

It is seen in the GameBoy Advance version, however it is pink.

The Yellow Avenger

The Salty Spitoon appears in the Restaurant District area. The player cannot enter it because it is sceney.

SpongeBob's Truth or Square

The Salty Spitoon appears as the location of where the player fights the PatBot boss.

SpongeBob's Boating Bash

The Salty Spitoon appears in the Bikini Bottom levels.

Associated characters

  • Reg: Employee, Bouncer
  • Thrown fish: He is thrown out of a window.
  • Tough green fish
  • Popeye fish: Ate a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk.
  • Sandy: Ripped off Reg's "MOM" tattoo, and turned it upside down, reading "WOW," then says "Got anymore tattoos?" before Reg lets her in.
  • Tough fish #2: He knows Reg.
  • Drifter: He impersonates SpongeBob.
  • Tough fish #3: He can make his seahorse tattoo dance. SpongeBob pretends to be a tattoo on his other arm to try to get in.
  • Tough fish #4: He brawls during an argument with tough fish #5. He also knows Reg.
  • Tough fish #5: He brawls with tough fish #4 during an argument.
  • Tough fish #6: He makes fun of SpongeBob without speaking.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: In order to get in, he stages a fight with Patrick that makes it look like SpongeBob won without even touching him. Because of this, SpongeBob is allowed inside, but slips on an ice cube, causing him to go to the hospital, and later Weenie Hut General.


  • "The String"- The Salty Spitoon was presumably destroyed when SpongeBob unraveled all of Bikini Bottom and the Milky Way with the string.


  • In the Sea Stories DVD description of "No Weenies Allowed," this place is mistakenly called "Salty Saloon."
Locations (VE)


Bikini BottomRock BottomNew Kelp CityAtlantis

Bikini Bottom Areas

Goo LagoonJellyfish FieldsKelp ForestDead Eye Gulch

Bikini Bottom Residence

120 Conch Street122 Conch Street124 Conch StreetSandy's treedome3451 Anchor WayMrs. Puff's houseBetsy Krabs' houseGrandma SquarePants' house

Bikini Bottom Establishments

Barg'N-MartChum BucketKrusty KrabMermalairMrs. Puff's Boating SchoolBikini Bottom MallGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party BoatHatsReef CinemaBikini Bottom JailBikini Bottom High SchoolBikini Bottom HospitalGymThe Salty SpitoonAdult Learning CenterBottom of the Hill CommunityBikini Bottom ZooFancy!Glove World!Weenie Hut JuniorsSuper Weenie Hut JuniorsWeenie Hut GeneralShady Shoals Rest HomeOld Man Jenkins' barnOld Man Jenkins' houseBikini Bottom AirportDinerBunny BunsKing Neptune's castle

SpongeBob's Truth or Square (VE)

Characters and actors: Painty the PirateRicky GervaisPatchy's momDevil PottyAngel PottyRosario DawsonEddie DeezenTriumph, the Insult Comic DogDr. KrabsLeBron JamesTina FeyWill FerrellCamerafishBoom microphone operatorCraig FergusonRobin WilliamsThe 3 Point FowlThe Guy on the PennyThe QueenP!nkSir QuentinMr. TinderCameramanDirectorMimeOld sailorGoldfishWhaleTalking flowersNot SpongeBobWedding officiantLive-action whaleBlackbeardTenderizerPlanktoBotDemento BotSquidBotWee Yellow BotNosferatuSanta Claus

Locations: Krusty Krab122 Conch StreetSpongeBob's housePatrick Star's houseNickelodeon Animation StudioKrusty Krab freezer

Songs: A Day Like ThisKrabby Patty JingleRubber Hose RagWe've Got ScurvyOh, Krusty KrabBeautiful DreamerRejected theme songs

Objects: Regular tikiHover tikiExplosive tikiWater tikiHint tikiStone tikiJellyfish netBubblesBaby jellyfishSandy's iced tea glassMagic Conch shellHeart-shaped acornMopHot dogGolden spatulaSnellie's pet carrierSoda drinking hatWooden clarinetSquidward's paintsBellybutton lint earmuffsMermaid Man's beltAquaphoneMermaid Man & Barnacle Boy's ring boxKrabby PattyOpen 24 Hours signMr. Krabs' first dollarPatrick's alarm clockKarate gearVolcano SaucePicnic basketMr. Krabs' first dimeKrusty Towers BellFriendship ringRecipe for a Krabby PattyWalkie-talkieRolodexSquidward tikiHappiness objectSockAir pump

Shorts: BalloonsJuice ManTrafficThe Outfit

Miscellaneous: DVDVideo gameOnline gamePC gameThe Great Escape bookGood Times!Burger King toys