The Patrick Star Show Theme Song is a song featured before every episode of The Patrick Star Show.
Characters[]
- Patrick Star
- Cecil Star
- Bunny Star
- Squidina Star
- GrandPat Star
- Tinkle
- Ouchie
- SpongeBob SquarePants (cameo)
- Slappy Laszlo (cameo)
- Hans
- Incidentals
Usage outside of the opening[]
Original version[]
- 21b. "Neptune's Ball" - Squidina runs away from the DJ; Everyone crashes into the room; Partygoers dancing/Ending.
- 24a. "Stuntin'" - GrandPat takes over The Patrick Show!
- 26a. "Bubble Bass Reviews" - Title card and opening.
- 27a. "The Patrick Show Cashes In" - The second season premiere abruptly ends; "Through the power of merchandising, we funded season 2!"
- 37a. "Face/Off-Model" - Season twenty-two of The Patrick Show!
- 39b. "Cleanin' House" - "Star of The Patrick Show!"
- 40b. "The Patrick Show After Dark" - Ending.
- 43a. "Patrick Show Land" - Everyone puts on Patrick suits.
- 45b. "Day of the Dartfish" - Slappy scurries to watch The Patrick Show!
- 46a. "Patty Poo" - Patty Poo's version of the intro; "Meanwhile back on The Patrick Show..."
Primitive version[]
- 20b. "The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show" - Title card and opening.
- 27b. "The Star Games" - Squidina stops Patrick CaveStar from inventing the coffee cup.
- 36a. "Too Many Patricks" - Patrick CaveStar starts a fire at the party.
Lyrics[]
Original version[]
- Patrick: [comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patrick Star! And I live with my parents! [closes the door, his hand gets jammed by it and he yelps]
- [Cecil is seen fishing in a fish tank]
- Patrick: This is my dad!
- [Cecil fishes out Tinkle, who licks him. Then Patrick goes to his kitchen where Bunny is cooking steaks in a toaster]
- Patrick: This is my mom!
- [Bunny's steaks fall on two plates as she smiles to the camera and Patrick runs to Squidina]
- Patrick: This is my sister! [Squidina inks and gets surrounded by the ink cloud and runs away] She's shy.
- [GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]
- Patrick: This is my grandpa! [he runs to his room which is a television screen through which his friends are applauding] This is my room! And this...
- [Patrick's house that looks like a kettle gets taken by Hans and the entire family is poured in a cup nearby]
- Patrick: This is my show!
Primitive version from "The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show"[]
- Cave Patrick: [comes out of his cave house making primitive noises] Me Patrick CaveStar! And me live with cave parents! [grabs onto the loincloth but tears it]
- [Cave Cecil is seen fishing in a tar pit]
- Cave Patrick: This me cave dad!
- [Cave Cecil fishes out a primitive spider who licks him. Then Patrick comes through the floor of the kitchen, where Cave Bunny is looking in the fridge]
- Cave Patrick: This me cave mom!
- Cave Bunny: Hi! [beats a primitive creature and puts it on a plate as she smiles to the camera and Patrick falls through the ceiling of Cave Squidina's room]
- Cave Patrick: This me cave sister! [Cave Squidina turns feral and screeches, before inking and floating away] She shy.
- [Cave GrandPat is seen happily driving on his primitive bug in circles]
- Cave Patrick: This me cave grandpa! [he runs to his cave room which is a stone-looking television screen through which his friends are jumping and making primitive noises] This me cave! And this...
- [Cave Patrick's house that looks like a volcano spits them out in a tar pit nearby]
- Cave Patrick: This me cave show!
- [the entire family is crushed by a huge boulder]
Patty Poo version from "Patty Poo"[]
- Patty Poo: [comes out of his house] Hi, I'm Patty Poo! and I'm alive because my dad's arm fell off. [Falls off] Whoopsie Doodle! [Audience Awws]
- [Patrick is seen fishing in a fish tank]
- Patty Poo: This is my dad!
- [Patrick fishes out Tinkle, who licks him and Cecil comes out
- Patty Poo: And this is my dad's dad!]
- [Cecil flushes down Tinkle. Then Patty Poo goes into the kitchen
- Patty Poo: This is my Dad's mom!
- Bunny: Koochie Koochie Koo!
- [Patty Poo runs to Squidina]
- Patty Poo: This is my dad's sister. [Patty Poo falls on her and sneezes. Squidina giggles.]
- [GrandPat is seen happily driving on his scooter in circles]
- Patty Poo: I haven't met him yet but he looks fun! [He runs to Patrick's room which is a television screen through]] This is my dad's room! [He trips over a loose board] Whoopsie Doodle! [audience laughs] And this is my show!
Production[]
Storyboards[]
- This sequence's storyboard artists were Kenny Pittenger, Piero Piluso, and David Gemill.[1]
Trivia[]
- This has the production code of 325-027,[note 1] making it the twenty-seventh episode, short, or song from The Patrick Star Show to begin production.
- Both sister shows (Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years and SpongeBob SquarePants) also had their intro start production in the exact same order.
- Beginning with "Something Stupid This Way Comes," Stephen Hillenburg is credited as the creator of the series.
- This song was not featured during the premiere and subsequent "The Tidal Zone" airings of "Shrinking Stars," as the original series' theme was used instead.
Video[]
References[]
Notes[]
- ^ Also listed as "PAT027" in the song's storyboards, and simply "027" in its model sheets.