This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Truth or Square short "The Outfit," which aired on December 8, 2009.
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Help me pick out an outfit for the party, Gare Bear.
- Gary: Meow. [Clattering.]
- [SpongeBob yodeling.]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Too much, huh? [Clattering. Tarzan yell.]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Too little? Yeah, little bit drafty, too. [Clattering]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Oh, Gary. You are a real stickler for authenticity. [He then returns to normal.] Ta-da!
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Your'e right, Gary. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- Gary: Meow.