This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Truth or Square short "The Outfit," which aired on December 8, 2009.
- Gary: Meow.
- Spongebob: Help me pick out an outfit for the party, Gare Bear.
- Gary: Meow.
- (clattering)
- (Spongebob yodeling)
- Gary: Meow.
- Spongebob: Too much, huh? (clattering) (Tarzan yell)
- Gary: Meow.
- Spongebob: Too little? Yeah, little bit drafty, too.
- (clattering)
- Gary: Meow.
- Spongebob: Oh, Gary. You are a real stickler for authenticity. (he then returns to normal) Ta-da!
- Gary: Meow.
- Spongebob: Your'e right, Gary. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- Gary: Meow.