This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob Gold short "The Krabby Patty Chronicles: Tae Kwon Do's and Don'ts," which aired on November 24, 2017 (France).

  • Flipper: It's been another great week in the big city! It all started when Jagger and I were watching our favorite show, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Jagger started saying, we should learn how to do martial arts, too. I said, heck yeah! [...] So, we signed up for a basic karate class. It was awesome! The sensei was a very serious guy, with a fifth-degree black belt. which I found very impressive, since this was the first time I was using a belt. We went through various exercises. He taught us fighting [...], front kick, we learned side kick, turning [...], we learned turning back kick, hoping front kick. We really learned a lot. [...] Jagger went first, he did very well! [montage of Jagger showing to his sensei the martal arts he learned] When it was my turn, it didn't take long for us to realize, I was in the wrong class. At first, the teacher had me [...]. Then, he just said, everybody get him. So, when it seemed there was no one who could beat me, the sensei decide it was his turn. I didn't have a good feeling about this. When he was done, we could all see why his black belt had so many degrees in it. This guy was good! He gave new meaning to the phrase, chop meat. But honestly, I just felt [...]. So, there it is! Another day in the life of a big city Krabby Patty! Let us see what tomorrow brings!
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