This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob Gold short "The Krabby Patty Chronicles: First Date," which aired on .

  • Flipper: Today, was the greatest day of my life! So, ever since the new girl, Felicia, showed up at work, I've had the hardest time talking with her! I'm just not used to talking with girls! I start sweating, and my bun gets all saggy and, I run away. But the other day, I had to give a presentation to a small group which included her. So it forced me to speak in front of her! And as the presentation went on, I felt more and more comfortable. I was even cracking jokes!
  • Flipper: We talked after the meeting. Turns out, she feels like an outsider too! So, I decided to ask her out, to show the New York city. And just like that, we had a date!
  • Flipper: In Central Park, I was a little nervous when we first met. But, it wasn't long before I was totally comfortable with Felicia! We talked about missing Bikini Bottom, and my new friend Jagger! I told her how I'm so afraid of dogs, because they always look like they want to eat me! We played hide and seek with some kids we met. They had to be cheating: no matter where I hide, they knew exactly where I was! We took a row boat on the lake. We both noticed the water in Bikini Bottom is much flewer that in there. We had a weird dance party with these girls. Might have been aliens, who said they were from something called, animation. Whatever that means, we almost went on the carousel, but apparently, one patty lived a little too much master on a ride one time, and ruined it for every patty!. We watched strip performers, they were really fantastic! I was even included in the act, Felicia said I did a great job! At some point, I couldn't believe it myself: I took her hand, and she didn't pull away of anything! I'd had such a great day, that at the end of the day, I turned to her, and asked her to marry me! Luckily, a loud traffic was going by, and she didn't hear me! So, we just said goodbye. Man, this patty has all the toppings! Let us see what tomorrow brings!
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