"The Krabby Kronicle" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from [[season {{{seasonnumber}}}]]. In this episode, .
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The Krabby Kronicle is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season six.
Characters:
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Patrick Star
- Mr. Krabs (as a traitor)
- Squidward Tentacles
- Frank
- Mrs. Puff
- Larry
- Sheldon J. Plankton
- Sandy Cheeks
- Karen (cameo)
- Peterson
- Harold
- Sally
- Dennis
- Jimmy
- Martha Smith
- Tina
- Nancy Suzy Fish
- John
spongbob is cool. Mr. Krabs asks SpongeBob if there are any new customers. When SpongeBob says 'No', he goes outside of the Krusty Krab and notices Bikini Bottomites reading newspapers. Krabs then decides to make his own newspaper-called the Krabby Kronicle. SpongeBob writes about an article of Patrick watching a pole but a customer says that it is boring. He soon gets angry at SpongeBob for writing a boring story and explains that his stories need to be more juicy. Mr. Krabs changes the story to Patrick marrying a pole. Then SpongeBob writes a story about Mrs. Puff being in a high speed car chase using a photograph of a police motorcycle stopping behind her at a traffic light, this ruins her business meaning she has to go back to watching daytime TV.
SpongeBob writes a mean story about Larry when a random person walks up to him in order to punch him in the gut. SpongeBob makes it seem he was beaten up and he is kicked out of the Gym.
SpongeBob also makes a story about Sandy being dumb(Sandy Cheeks Or Sandy Chump?), so the Neptunian Science Committee confiscates all her science awards. Then the health inspector shuts down the Chum Bucket because an issue of the Krabby Kronicle states that Plankton uses fish as a main ingredient ("We serve our customers in more ways than one"), which is actually true. At the end, SpongeBob (out of exhaustion) writes a story that reveals all prior stories are bogus and that Mr. Krabs has been making all the money while paying an overworked SpongeBob pennies, and also makes SpongeBob write lies. Mr. Krabs has to stop making newspapers because the public does not like him. They formed an angry mob, beat Mr. Krabs up, and stole back the profits made out of said newspaper. But when he puts a dollar in the printing press he switches to counterfeit money. At the end it turned out Patrick actually did marry a pole!!!!
Transcript
Trivia/Goofs
- Mr. Krabs' newspapers are actually tabloids.
- This is one of the several episodes where Mr. Krabs is the main antagonist of the episode.
- The health inspector from Nasty Patty, appears again.
- When Mr. Krabs held open the newspaper container, there is a coin slot on it, instead of being on one side it's on both sides.
- When Patrick arrives with his pole wife, the street sign says "Conch Road", an obvious reference to the street they live on.
- When SpongeBob takes a picture of Patrick when he looks like he's waiting for the bus, the sign says "Bus Stop", but when Patrick arrives at the end of the episode when Mr. Krabs is printing his money, the sign says "Conch Road".
- This is the second time a episode mentions daytime Television, with the first being "Shanghaied".
- When the two fish run out of Sandy's Treedome, there are bubbles trailing behind them.
- In this episode, there is a board over the Krusty Krab sign that says: "Over 8 Bajilion Served"
- This is one of the eleven episodes in which the title card has an animation. The others are SB-129, Pre-Hibernation Week, One Krabs Trash, Idiot Box, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler, Skill Crane, Ghost Host, Karate Island, All That Glitters, and The Donut of Shame.
- The fourth time Sandy is called dumb. The other three were "Squirrel Jokes" , "Patrick SmartPants" and "Texas".
- When the fish want their money back they go into the kitchen even though all of it is in Mr. K's office
- When Mr. Krabs reads "fish boy strikes again", it's seen attacking another fish: it could be a parody of the chupacabra and The Blob.
- Karen does not speak in this episode.
- Mr. Krabs was the greatest money maker for printing money out of the newspaper machine.
- It is not legal, but not illegal to marry a pole.
- When a lie about the Chum Bucket making food out of other fish, the health inspector from The Nasty Patty appears.
- the lie about the chum may be true, as chum is made out of sardines.
- The lie where Plankton is accused for selling food made out of fish to other fish is a parody of the 1973 film Soylent Green.
- When Spongebob takes a picture of Patrick staring at the Pole, his face looks bored. However in the newspaper, he is seen in the picture smiling.
APM Music Identification
- Dramatic Impact 3 - "Aaaaah! 25¢ PER WORD!"
- Dramatic Impact 1 - "Very interesting!"
- Dramatic Impact 6 - SpongeBob gasps.