This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants educational short "The Endless Summer," which aired on November 20, 2005.
- SpongeBob: [singing] I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab, fryin' up patties and blabbity bla- [stops singing and we see the Krusty Krab with a smoke stack] Huh? That's new. [steps inside, and sees a boat pumping exhaust through a tube to the ceiling] Strange place to park a car. What's this for? [pulls off the tube and gets tangled in it] Whoa-!
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're wastin' me precious carbon dioxide!
- SpongeBob: Carbon dioxide?
- Mr. Krabs: I'm pumpin' it into the atmosphere, boy. [untangles the tube and pumps it back into the car] Thanks to global warmin', the temperature will soon go through the roof, and then we'll have an endless summer.
- SpongeBob: [confused] Why do you want an endless summer, Mr. Krabs?
- [They go outside, where there is a swimming pool.]
- Mr. Krabs: So I can open me latest money-makin' venture, the Krusty Pool!
- SpongeBob: [walking towards Mr. Krabs' office] But, what about winter sports, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: Eh, forget winter, boy. [moves behind his office's door] We're talkin' sun tannin', hangin' 10, and swimmin' all year long!
- SpongeBob: Hmm... The endless summer does sound fun.
- Mr. Krabs: And profitable! [slams the door]
- SpongeBob: Fun and profitable! Big business does it again! [upset] I just wish it could be the endless summer right now. [gets an idea] Hey!
- [Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where he plays with little wax figures of himself and a customer.]
- Toy Mr. Krabs: Oh. Umbrellars are three dollars, sir.
- Toy Customer: Oh, what a bargain! I'll give ya five! [the plastic figures then melt in his hands]
- Mr. Krabs: [sweating] What the--? Barnacles! It suddenly got very warm in here! [opening the door] Who turned up the-- heat?! [sees more boats plugged into tubes like the one from earlier and goes outside] SpongeBob, what are ya doin'?!
- SpongeBob: [throws a tire into a pile of burning tires] Just throwin' another tire on the fire for global warming, Mr. Krabs. [laughs] Hey, look! [pointing] It's working! The entire town is heading this way to cool off!
- Mr. Krabs: [excitedly] You mean pay off! Hurry, SpongeBob! Fill the pool, fill the pool!
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Aye-aye, sir! [sprays water into the pool using the hose]
- Mr. Krabs: Have your money ready, folks! The line starts here! [the fish trample him with only Patrick left] Where's everybody goin'?
- Patrick: We're all moving north. We can't live here anymore. [runs after crowd] It's too hot!
- Mr. Krabs: [solemnly] All me customers have moved to cooler climates...
- SpongeBob: Look on the bright side, Mr. Krabs. There won't be a line to go in the pool! [jumps off the diving board] Cannonball! [the water from the pool evaporates due to the heat, and he slams face-first into the pool] Ouch.