This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants educational short "The Endless Summer," which aired on June 30, 2005.

  • SpongeBob: [singing] I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab, frying up patties and blabbity blab! [he stops singing and we see The Krusty Krab with a smoke stack, inside, a car, pumps exhaust through a tube to the ceiling] Huh? That's new. Strange place to park a car. What’s this for? [he pulls off the tube and gets tangled in it]
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're wasting my precious carbon dioxide!
  • SpongeBob: Carbon dioxide?
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm pumpin' it into the atmosphere, boy. Thanks to Global Warming the temperature will soon go through the roof. And then we'll have an endless summer.
  • SpongeBob: [confused] Why do you want an endless summer, Mr. Krabs?
  • [they go outside, where there is a swimming pool]
  • Mr. Krabs: So I can open me latest money make adventure, The Krusty Pool!
  • SpongeBob: But what about winter sports, Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: Eh, forget winter, boy, we're talking about sun tanning, hanging 10, and swimming all year long!
  • SpongeBob: Hmm... The endless summer does sound like fun!
  • Mr. Krabs: And profitable!
  • SpongeBob: Fun and profitable! Big business does it again. I just wish it could be the endless summer right now! [gets an idea] Hey!
  • [cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where he plays with little clay figures]
  • Toy Mr. Krabs: Oh. Umbrellas are three dollars, sir!
  • Toy Fish: Oh! What a bargain! I'll give you five! [the plastic figures then melt in his hands]
  • Mr. Krabs: What the-- Barnacles! It suddenly got very warm in here! [opening the door] Who turned up the hea-- [he sees seventeen cars plugged into tubes like the one from earlier and goes outside] SpongeBob, what are you doing?
  • SpongeBob: Just throwing another tire on the fire for Global Warming, Mr. Krabs! [laughs] Hey look! It's working! The entire town is heading this way to cool off.
  • Mr. Krabs: [excitedly] You mean pay off! Hurry SpongeBob, fill the pool, fill the pool!
  • SpongeBob: Aye aye sir!
  • Mr. Krabs: Have your money ready folks! The line starts here! [the fish trample Mr. Krabs with only Patrick left] Where's everybody going?
  • Patrick: We are all moving North. We can't live here anymore. It's too hot!
  • Mr. Krabs: [solemnly] All me customers have moved to cooler climates.
  • SpongeBob: Look at the bright side, Mr. Krabs! There won't be a line to go in the pool! [he jumps into the pool, but suddenly the water evaporates] Canonball! [he slams face-first into the pool] Ouch.
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