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If you were looking for the article about the episode, then see "The Ballad of Filthy Muck."
If you were looking for the article about the character, then see Filthy Muck (character).

"Filthy Muck" (also known as "The Ballad of Filthy Muck Song") is a song sung by Fred Tatasciore in the episode "The Ballad of Filthy Muck." It describes Filthy Muck and his friend Little Yuck, who is portrayed as SpongeBob.

Lyrics[]

If you've ever smelled the stink of an unwashed dog,
Or inhaled the fumes of a gassy bog.
If a whiff of rancid rubbish made your tonsils clench,
Well, friend, that's just a hint of Filthy Muck's stench!
Filthy Muck!
Chorus: Filthy Muck!
Filthy Muck!
Chorus: Filthy Muck!
And his nauseating buddy Little Yuck.
They roam with sweaty socks and musky boots,
They frolic with the belches and the putrid poots.
Living by the code of the stink-filled snoots,
They love every aroma just as long as it pollutes!
Filthy Muck!
Chorus: Filthy Muck!
Filthy Muck!
Chorus: Filthy Muck!
There's no stink that ever stank so rank.
No stagnant mildew half as dank.
As the stinky stank of Filthy Muck...
And his buddy Little Yuck!


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