This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Merry Nickmas short "The 12 Days of Nickmas," which aired on December 4, 2002.

  • Everyone: On the 12th Day of Nickmas, Nicktoons have on TV...
  • SpongeBob: Twelve bubbles blowing! [blows some in Squidward's face]
  • Squidward: Feh!
  • Jimmy Neutron: Eleven clones attacking! [is chased offscreen by Carl and his clones]
  • Debbie Thornberry: Ten thousand places I'd rather be right now.
  • Carl and Hoodsey: Nine reindeer droppings! Hehehehehe!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: Eight oddball wishes! [grant said wishes, during which Vicky wanders too close to them]
  • Someone offscreen: Watch out, Vicky! [A portrait of Butch Hartman falls on Vicky]
  • Vicky Vicky: Seven thousand pounds, ugh...[Wicked Witch of the East curls her feet up]
  • Squidward: Six jamming jellies! [The jellyfish circling his head sting him] Ow!!
  • Courtney: Five incredibly expensive golden rings!
  • Otto Rocket: Four dudes a-shreddin'!
  • Arnold, Gerald, and Helga: Three cans of hairspray! [spray themselves with said hairspray and cough]
  • Cosmo: Two turtles' love...
  • Wanda: Oh, Cosmo!
  • Everyone: And a starfish on a pine tree!
  • Patrick: Hmmm... pointy.
  • [people off screen laugh as the short ends]
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