- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Eugene H. Krabs
- Sheldon J. Plankton
- Mrs. Puff
- Brad (video only)
- Incidental 49 (video only)
- Incidental 107 (video only)
- Incidental 64 (video only)
- Incidental 6 (video only)
- Incidental 37B (video only)
- Incidental 106 (video only)
- Dr. Actor
- Fish driver
- French narrator
- Dr. Gill Gilliam (heard only)
- Highway Speed Patrol
After Mr. Krabs and Plankton get involved in a chaotic car accident, a furious police officer tells them that they have to attend traffic school to start the episode.
Mr. Krabs angrily walks into Mrs. Puff's Boating School, where he intends to find the best seat. He then gets into a fight with Plankton over where to sit, which is then settled by Mrs. Puff, who then shows them a video on driving safety using a projector. The video portrays SpongeBob as the careless driver whom should not be emulated. At the end of the video SpongeBob crashes into the camera, which causes him to fly through the projector screen into Mrs. Puff, late for boating school.
SpongeBob then shows Mr. Krabs and Plankton the Good Noodle Board. Plankton claims he does not care, however he quickly changes his mind when Mr. Krabs makes a contest out of who can get more stickers.
After Plankton puts an apple on Mrs. Puff's seat, he and Mr. Krabs force-feed various fruits to Mrs. Puff in an attempt to please her. It is at this point when she realizes that they just want stars on the Good Noodle Board.
They then go to the testing track, where Mrs. Puff informs them they must pull forward slowly and carefully. In an effort to show off, Mr. Krabs proceeds to drive up the side of the lighthouse and Plankton follows behind.
The two end up crashing towards the top and fall to the ground, resulting in their test failing. SpongeBob's boat then lightly taps into the others, which causes a massive explosion.
At the Bikini Bottom Hospital, Dr. Actor informs Plankton where he is. He then tells him there were complications when putting the body parts together. It is revealed that Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and SpongeBob have all been sewn together. By the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs and Plankton scream while SpongeBob laughs.
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
‣ Horlepiep - Jan Rap [Title card]
• Cheap and Frozen Jig - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [The opening]
‣ Wargames Linking Section (f) - Keith Mansfield [Plankton drives his tank.]
• Earl's Revenge - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Mr. Krabs and Plankton fight while they are driving.]
• Bikini Bottom Police - Nicolas Carr [A cop appears angrily.]
‣ Dramatic Impact 6 - Ivor Slaney [The cop sends Mr. Krabs and Plankton to the traffic school.]
• Drunken Sailor Solo Accordion-2 - Nicolas Carr [Mr. Krabs walks into boating school.]
• Nude Sting - Nicolas Carr [Mr. Krabs sits on a pushpin.]
‣ Capering Clowns - Max Saunders [Mr. Krabs and Plankton fight over the desks.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 28 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Sorry, cutie."]
‣ Evil Mind 3 - Dick De Benedictis [Mrs. Puff puts on brass knuckles.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 23 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Brass knuckles, huh? Respect."]
‣ Window Shopping - Peter Yorke [Mrs. Puff shows a driving safety film to Mr. Krabs and Plankton.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 2 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Sorry, I'm late."]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 22 - Jeremy Wakefield ["I need to call my therapist."]
• Hello Blues - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["Oh, this is so great having you in class with me, Mr. Krabs!"]
• Harps and Bells - Nicolas Carr [Mr. Krabs stares at the Good Noodle Board.]
• Down in Davy Jones' Locker - Nicolas Carr ["I'm gonna have so many stars."]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 9 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Forget it, Eugene! I am going to be the star pupil!"]
‣ Clumsy (c) - Bernd Gesell [Mrs. Puff talks on the phone.]
• The Pollywog Strut - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Plankton gives Mrs. Puff an apple.]
• Sponge Monger - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Mr. Krabs and Plankton throw fruit at Mrs. Puff.]
‣ ? [A packet of apple seeds is shown.]
• Sponge Monger - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Plankton plants an apple tree.]
‣ House of Horror - William Farran [Mrs. Puff hits Plankton and Mr. Krabs with the apple tree.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 12 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Ahh... Beautiful stars!"]
‣ Hide and Seek - Arthur Wilkinson [Mrs. Puff explains the importance of mirrors, while Mr. Krabs and Plankton are bullying each other.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 20 - Jeremy Wakefield [Weapons fall to the ground.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 16 - Jeremy Wakefield [Mrs. Puff grumbles.]
• Monster Wave - Nicolas Carr, Fabian Fernandez, James King [Mr. Krabs' and Plankton's cars slam into each other.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 14 - Jeremy Wakefield [The apple falls out of Mrs. Puff's mouth.]
• Monster Wave - Nicolas Carr, Fabian Fernandez, James King [Mr. Krabs' and Plankton's cars slam into each other again.]
‣ Happy Links 1-5 - Paul Fenoulhet ["Now these are my last boats and if you wreck 'em, none of you will pass my class."]
‣ All Cars and Thames! - Ralph Dollimore [Mr. Krabs and Plankton drive wildly on the test track.]
• Hot Steel and Slide Licks 3 - Jeremy Wakefield ["That's it! You both fail!"]
• Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [An explosion is caused.]
• Soapy Organ - Hiram Titus [Plankton is in the hospital.]
‣ House of Horror - William Farran [SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton are stitched together.]
- This episode is available on the SpongeBob SquarePants Vol. 18, The Complete Eleventh Season, and Squid Noir DVDs.
- The introduction video for boating is similar to the episode "Boat Smarts."
- Plankton is used as one eye of Mr. Krabs, which is a reference to "The Other Patty."
- This is the second episode to have characters fused. The first is "SquidBob TentaclePants."
- Coincidentally, the track House of Horror was used in both of those scenes.
- This episode marks the second time Mr. Krabs is seen in Mrs. Puff's Boating School. The first is "Tutor Sauce."
- This episode marks the second appearance of the Good Noodle Board in the series. The first is in "New Student Starfish."
- This is the third episode where a main character goes to boating school with SpongeBob. The first was "New Student Starfish" with Patrick and the second was "Boating Buddies" with Squidward.
- This episode marks the third appearance of the Barnacle Chips billboard, which appeared previously in "Chocolate With Nuts" and "Burst Your Bubble."
- This is the fourth episode where the title card has the episode title on a chalkboard.
- This is the fifth episode where a live-action Atomic Bomb explosion is shown. The first is "Dying for Pie," the second is "The Krusty Plate," the third is "Frozen Face-Off," and the fourth is "Ghoul Fools."
- Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff do not seem to recognize each other despite meeting and falling in love in "Krusty Love" and dating for 16 years in "Whirly Brains."
- Mrs. Puff can roll when inflated.
- Mrs. Puff hits Plankton with the tree, he points at stars over his head and says "Beautiful stars!," then SpongeBob hits himself with the tree to get the stars but Mrs. Puff takes them. The fourth wall is broken here.
- SpongeBob is able to drive perfectly fine in this episode, despite being considered "unteachable."
- In the French dub, this episode shares the same name with the season 9 episode "Tutor Sauce," being "Mauvaise conduite," which translates to "Bad Behavior."
- In this episode, SpongeBob's slot on the Good Noodle board has no stars, whereas he had lots of stars in "New Student Starfish."
- The title is a pun on "teacher's pet."
- Kilroy can be seen on the title card.
- It would later be referenced in "The Nitwitting."
- When Mrs. Puff picks up the apple tree and whacks Plankton and Mr. Krabs the quote she said "You want stars? I'll give you stars!" is a reference to Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis when she shot and killed Nemesis.
- When the apple tree grows out of Mrs. Puff's mouth, the grapefruit and the squashed apple on her desk disappear.
- In one scene, SpongeBob's eyelashes disappear.
- SpongeBob's pores are not mirrored when he is seen in Mrs. Puff's rearview mirror.
- The voices of highway speed patrol officer and Dr. Gill Gilliam are uncredited.
- Mr. Krabs and Plankton should have actually crashed earlier when they went up to the lighthouse.