This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Swimmin' Holed" from season 2, which aired on July 10, 2024.
- [The camera pans downward to the ground, where exhausted campers are walking to a finish line. Squidward is reading a magazine on a chair while Larry hypes up the campers.]
- Larry: Hup, hup, hup! Come on, bros! Finish strong!
- [A purple camper grabs onto Elwood's belt as they walk to the finish line, exhausted. They both fall over. A camper loses balance farther down the line. More campers are seen walking at Porpoise Peak.]
- SpongeBob: [grunting as he pulls himself along the ground with his hands, while pulling along a rope attached to Patrick's leg on a cliff] I can't keep up, Patrick. I've lost sight of 'em. [continues dragging himself]
- Patrick: Why do we even have stupid marathon hike day? [SpongeBob moves his legs up and down, making him hit the edge of the cliff multiple times before landing facefirst on the ground]
- SpongeBob: [raising arms] Because it builds strength and vitality. [arms sag, pulls Patrick along while standing]
- Patrick: More like suffering and brutality.
- SpongeBob: [stops pulling, loses balance and lands on Patrick]
- [Relaxed sighing is heard in the distance.]
- SpongeBob: [sliding off Patrick] Huh? [puts hand to his head] Did you hear that, Patrick?
- Patrick: [sitting up] All I hear is my feet aching.
- Patrick's feet mouths: [screaming]
- SpongeBob: [pulls Patrick in front of him] Listen.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick each grow an ear they use to listen to the noise.]
- Narlene: [off-screen] That's relaxing.
- Nobby: [off-screen, speaking gibberish]
- Patrick: That's just the woods making fun of us. [head drops to the ground]
- SpongeBob: [walking over Patrick] Hmm. [puts his body next to a coral tree]
- Patrick: [walking while panting]
- SpongeBob: I could've sworn that sound came from this direction.
- Patrick: [pointing back] My bed's that direction. [rests on some yellow coral, which activates a secret entrance in the coral tree, falls down]
- SpongeBob: Hmm? Oh, Patrick, [points] look.
- [Patrick gets up, and the two are splashed with water.]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Ah.
- SpongeBob: Hey, that opening just splashed sweet relaxation at us. [enters the tree]
- Patrick: [giggles, trips on the puddle]
- [Patrick hits SpongeBob as he goes down the stairs, and they both bump down the stairs and into a cove.]
- SpongeBob: Ooh.
- [Zoom out to reveal the entire cove. There is a small lake in the middle, where Narlene and Nobby are relaxing.]
- Narlene: [takes the coconut drink from a raft and sighs, taking a drink] This here swimmin' hole is the best camp secret in the entire ocean.
- Patrick: Maybe not the best.
- Narlene: Oh! [spits her drink onto Nobby] SpongeBob? Patrick?
- Patrick: [waving] Hi.
- Narlene: How in the twang strang did you find out about this place?
- Nobby: [angrily gibbering in agreement]
- Narlene: This here is our private swimmin' hole. Outsiders are forbidden.
- SpongeBob: We're sorry. We didn't know your awesome swimmin' hole was private.
- Patrick: [locking hands together] But, since we're here... [he and SpongeBob give cute looks]
- Narlene: Oh, since you already found it and it's just you two, come on in! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.
- Nobby: [speaking gibberish] Cross your heart, hope to die.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [taking their hearts out of their mouths and gesturing over them in a cross shape] We promise. [swallow their hearts, put swimming gear on, and get on the cliff above]
- SpongeBob: Look out below! [dives with Patrick]
- Patrick: [rises from the water]
- SpongeBob: [starts soaking up all of the water, making him grow to a gigantic size, sighs and deflates to bring back the water]
- [Narlene and Nobby land on the water with their inflatables, and SpongeBob and Patrick float on the surface.]
- Narlene: Pretty special, right? That's why we keep it a secret. This place wouldn't be half as relaxing if it was filled with strangers.
- SpongeBob: [he and Patrick grab each other's shoulders] Narlene, your secret is safe with us.
- [Bubble transition to camp, where everyone is exhausted.]
- SpongeBob: [happily bouncing along]
- Patrick: [happily twirling in the air with flower petals]
- Harvey: Huh?
- [SpongeBob and Patrick arrive inside their cabin.]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh?
- SpongeBob: [pointing] Look, Patrick. [pan over to Sandy, exhausted from the heat] Sandy was so exhausted she couldn't even make it up her tube.
- Patrick: What she needs is a hot soak in the ol' swimmin' hole!
- SpongeBob: [scratching his head] Yeah. Too bad we promised to keep it a secret.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other awkwardly. Bubble transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy relaxing in the swimming hole.]
- Sandy: This is great, [touches water] fellas. This warm, mineral rich pool is meltin' away all my aches and pains. [takes a bubble of water] And the water is so oxygenated, I don't even have to wear my helmet. [eats the bubble, sighs and burps]
- SpongeBob: Just remember, Sandy, we have to keep this a secret. If Narlene and Nobby ever found out--
- Narlene: [angrily tapping foot with Nobby by her side] Gosh tarnations, SpongeBob and Patrick! You told!
- Nobby: [angrily speaking gibberish while pointing]
- SpongeBob: I know, I'm sorry. But it's Sandy.
- Sandy: [nervously waving] Howdy.
- Patrick: We're too dumb to keep secrets from her. [pokes himself in the eye with a straw from his drink, which he tosses] Yow!
- Narlene: Alright, but [angrily] no one else!
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: We promise, Narlene!
- Patrick: [farts in the lake, laughs] Don't breathe those, Sandy.
- [Bubble transition to the campers exhausted at the Krusty Kanteen. A boy falls over and lands in his food tray. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy arrive at the canteen, and SpongeBob bumps into Patrick as they stop.]
- Patrick: [sniffs]
- [Plankton uses a chum dispenser to give Harvey his food. Patrick runs into him, knocking him over into his food.]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you spilled the beans!
- Patrick: What are you talking about, SpongeBob? I didn't see anything about Narlene's secret hot springs swimming hole.
- Harvey: [raising his head] Huh?
- Campers: [gasp]
- SpongeBob: Actually, it's baked bean day. You spilled Harvey's beans. And then you spilled our beans. [the campers look at them angrily]
- Patrick: Oopsie. Well, at least I didn't tell 'em it's [points right] right over there.
- Campers: [gasp, run to the right]
- Sandy: [groans and facepalms]
- [Bubble transition back to the swimming hole, where Bubble Bass is in his swimwear at the top of the cliff rock.]
- Bubble Bass: Cannonball! [cannonballs into the lake, landing on top of all the campers] Ow.
- SpongeBob: [emerges from the lake] Oh, Narlene is not gonna like this.
- Narlene: [walking to the coral tree with Nobby] Nothin' like a relaxin' soak in our secret--
- Campers: [cheering as they enter the coral tree]
- Narlene: What's the [tosses raft] scrubbin' cub? SpongeBob told the whole darn camp!
- Nobby: [tossing lifesaver raft while speaking gibberish]
- [Narlene and Nobby enter the swimming hole to see the mass of campers in it. They angrily walk on top of the campers.]
- Camper #1: Oh, boy!
- Camper #2: Yeah!
- Camper #3: Who is that?
- Narlene: [as Nobby falls in] Listen up! [pointing at everyone] Y'all are tresspassin'.
- Nobby: [emerges next to Narlene] Get out!
- Camper: We're not moving!
- Campers: [angrily carry Narlene and Nobby out of the coral tree]
- Camper: [angrily waving arm] And stay out! [slams coral tree door shut]
- Narlene: Dag nabbit! Kicked outta our own swimmin' hole!
- Nobby: [angrily shouting gibberish as he waves his arms around towards the coral tree]
- Narlene: [picking up Nobby] Now, hold on a second, Nobby. If'n they want our swimmin' hole so bad, [lifts the coral lever and places it on the door] they can have it. Heh, heh, heh.
- Harvey: [running to coral tree] Am I too late?
- Narlene: [lifts the lever and uses it to push Harvey inside] Room for one more.
- Harvey: Yay! [word echoes as he falls down]
- Narlene: [shuts the door with the lever and puts it back, wipes her hands] Besides, I know where there's another swimmin' hole. [walks away with Nobby] One with extras.
- [Bubble transition to Narlene and Nobby humming while walking into Kamp Koral. They approach Lake Yuckymuck's dock.]
- Narlene: Not only is their swimmin' hole bigger, it's got a whole summer [scene zooms out] camp around it! [nudging Nobby with her elbow] And we got it all to ourselves.
- Nobby: [speaking gibberish, hops in the boat]
- [Bubble transition back to the swimming hole, the campers are tired.]
- Campers: [moaning and sweating]
- SpongeBob: Oh, I haven't been able to relax since we broke our promise to Narlene and Nobby and told their secret.
- Sandy: I got me a guilt that's bigger than all of Texas.
- Patrick: All this guilt is making me hungry. [bites his arm]
- Harvey: [stops walking down the stairs] Oops, I forgot my water wings. [goes back up the stairs and tries to open the door, but fails and falls back down] Hey! [points] The door's locked! We're trapped in here! We're all doomed!
- Campers: [scream and try to go back up]
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, everyone. Narlene is our friend, she would never just leave us here to die. She'll come back for us, I promise.
- French Narrator: [narrating time card] Ten minutes later.
- Campers: [still screaming]
- SpongeBob: She never came back for us. [screaming and shaking Patrick] She never came back for us!
- Sandy: [angrily grunts and nods, then gets on top of the campers] Calm down, everyone! [everyone stops screaming] With teamwork, we can escape out [points to a hole in the ceiling] yonder hole!
- All: Yay!
- SpongeBob: Yeah!
- [Bubble transition back to Narlene and Nobby, where Narlene is playing her banjo on a rocking chair while Nobby fishes on the dock.]
- Nobby: [fishes out a boot] Ah! [switches his hat with the boot, then fishes again]
- [Patrick gets on top of a camper pyramid on the cliff rock. The last one's head gets crushed, and he lifts Patrick up with his arms.]
- Patrick: [reaches up but they all lose balance] Whoa! [screams and falls]
- Nobby: [playing the violin in the Clampitheater while dancing]
- Narlene: [applauding rhythmically from the audience] Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo!
- Harvey: [using a megaphone] Wake up, sheeple! There's no hope! We'll have to resort to cannibalism! [someone claps his megaphone away]
- Narlene: [next to Nobby, who is chugging from the canteen's food dispenser] Quit hoggin' them beans! [chugs from the food dispenser as she pushes Nobby away]
- Nobby: [speaks gibberish, then gets under the dispenser again after shoving Narlene, who does a circle back to him]
- Narlene: My turn!
- [This cycle repeats one more time as it cuts back to Bubble Bass tied to a rope underneath a picnic blanket held by anchovies. He bounces up to the hole.]
- Campers: [cheer]
- Patrick: [grabs onto the rope but falls back down]
- All: Ew!
- SpongeBob and Sandy: [cover their eyes as Bubble Bass' swimming trunks fall onto Patrick]
- Patrick: [opens up a hole in the swimming trunks] Oh!
- Bubble Bass: What? What's everyone upset about? [loses grip and falls down, making the campers bounce in a wave]
- Nobby: [skateboards in the General Store wearing a sombrero, and eats a giant lollipop, making his head shaped like it]
- Narlene: [uses her foot to grab and eat a gumball]
- Nobby: [crashing symbals together]
- Narlene: [playing saxophone, which shoots out confetti that transitions to the next scene]
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [push surrounding campers aside]
- Sandy: Oh, no! Nothing's working. If we don't figure out something quick, everyone's gonna go [twirls finger near head] plum loco!
- Patrick: [looking around] What if there's an elevator?
- SpongeBob: [raising finger] Patrick, that's it! [spins and jumps into the water, and puts his hands to his head] [thinking] Focus, SpongeBob. Soak it all in. [soaks the water into his body, raising everyone to the ceiling]
- Campers: [cheering as they all get out of the hole]
- Bubble Bass: [grunting while trying to get out of the hole, and gets out with the dirt around him]
- SpongeBob: [emerges, still inflated] Um, a little help?
- Patrick and Sandy: [grunting as they squeeze the water out of SpongeBob, creating a rainbow over the recreated lake]
- [Bubble transition to Narlene and Nobby playing a board game.]
- Narlene: [rolls dice and pushes a mountain game piece out of the way] Checkmate, loser.
- Nobby: [speaking gibberish] You take my battle dragon!
- Campers: [in front of Narlene and Nobby] Ahem. [growling]
- Narlene: [taking off helmet] Don't y'all look as fresh as daisies. Enjoyin' our swimmin' hole?
- Bubble Bass: You locked us in!
- Narlene: Aw, I'm sure we don't know what you're talkin' about.
- Larry: [pointing at Narlene and Nobby] Get 'em, bros!
- [Everyone tries to beat up Narlene and Nobby, and they both escape from the fighting cloud.]
- Narlene: Quick, we went [points left] that-a-way!
- [The campers run left.]
- Narlene: Ain't angry mobs the silliest people?
- Campers: [yelling, then stop]
- Patrick: [falling] Ah! Huh?
- Campers: [all run the opposite direction]
- Nobby: [pointing with fear, yelling gibberish]
- Narlene and Nobby: [run away as they get chased by the campers; they get on top of the zipline tower to zipline, but a group of angry anchovies come the opposite direction, as well as the nerds on their side]
- [Narlene and Nobby jump, and the campers bump into each other and fall. Narlene and Nobby run away, and Narlene paints a fake door on a rock. They both hide.]
- Larry: [runs straight into the door, shattering his shell]
- [The campers chase after Narlene and Nobby around a flagpole. Narlene and Nobby leave the circle, and the campers keep running faster and faster.]
- Narlene: [whistles, and the campers stop] Y'all get that out of your system? Good. I don't know why y'all was chasin' us, if it wasn't for Sandy, Patrick, and SpongeBob breakin' their promise and tellin' y'all where our secret swimmin' hole was, you woulda never been trapped.
- Campers: [growl and glare at SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy]
- Harvey: [points] Get them!
- SpongeBob: [running away with Patrick and Sandy] Run!
- Campers: [chase after SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy]
- Narlene: [laughing, wipes hands] That should take 'em a while. What do you say we go relax in the lake, hm?
- Nobby: [nodding and gibbering]
- Narlene: [picks up Nobby and runs away]
- [Bubble transition to Narlene and Nobby relaxing on their inflatables in Lake Yuckymuck.]
- Narlene and Nobby: [sigh]
- Narlene: [sips her drink]
- [Seen in the far distance, the angry mob chases SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy off a cliff, who land in the water.]
- Patrick: [screams]