This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Sun's Out, Fun's Out" from season 1, which aired on September 30, 2022.
- [The episode begins with a shot of the sun. The camera pans down to Kamp Koral, where Perch is making an announcement on the tower.]
- Perch: [on mic, fanning with hat] Attention Kamp Koral: find some shade because it's too hot to have fun. [notices his mic is red hot, tosses it around] Ah! Hot mic! Hot mic! [tower sets on fire, screams and falls down]
- [A jellyfish comes out of a hive and deflates as it flies. Some campers are by a campfire, fanning themselves. The sun lights the campfire on fire and they all run away screaming. Another camper tries to use the shower, only for it to pour out steaming hot water, and the shower melts.]
- Camper: Ah. [now a skeleton] Ah, much better.
- Bubble Bass: [with Harvey and Kevin, aiming a cannon] Blasted day, star! No longer shall we be oppressed by your torridity. [jumps on cannon] Let us blow up our enemy: the sun. Fire! [the others fire the cannon, which breaks open a volcano instead]
- Bubble Bass, Harvey, and Kevin: Huh? [all groan, then notice a large shadow above them]
- Bubble Bass: Shade? The shade! [all get crushed by a boulder] That's better...
- [At the Dinghy Cabin, SpongeBob and Patrick are sweating from the heat. SpongeBob gets an idea.]
- SpongeBob: Ah! [puts hands inside Patrick's mouth, spinning his tongue into a fan] Ah...
- Patrick: [turns tongue fan around] Ahh...
- SpongeBob: [turns fan around] Ahh...
- Squidward: [sweating, meditating] Remember. Squidward. Visualize the essence of [background turns to snowflakes] coldness: [background turns to glaciers] glaciers, [background turns to rain]cool rain, [background turns to ice cream] ice cream. Mmm...
- Patrick: [stops fanning] Ice cream? [eyes turn into ice creams, cow moos] Mint flavored.
- Squidward: Ice cubes. Antarctic-- [screams as Patrick pulls him away to lick him]
- Sandy: [giggles from top bunk]
- SpongeBob: [laughs]
- Squidward: Don't encourage them! Hey, why aren't you sweating? [falls down]
- Sandy: [gets down onto Squidward, who squirms away] Sorry, y'all. [points to self, shows off AC on suit] My suit has its own built-in climate control. So I'm cooler than a country cucumber! Wish I could share the air. [SpongeBob pops into her suit] Hm?
- SpongeBob: Oh, refreshing... Thanks, Sandy.
- Patrick: [in air helmet]' Come on in, Squidward! The air is cool! [AC short circuits]
- Sandy: Shoot! Y'all overloaded my fan! [presses button on suit to eject it, SpongeBob and Patrick crawl on floor] Shoo, it's like an oven in this here cabin. [cabin sets on fire and roof disappears, all scream]
- SpongeBob: Come on! We gotta find some shade! [all jump out of cabin] Whoa! [sniffs, gasps as his and Patrick's feet are on fire]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [run off, screaming]
- SpongeBob: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [both land on Sandy's helmet, and sigh] Sandy, why aren't your tootsies toasting too?
- Sandy: My boots are insulated with premium asbestos. [takes off boot to reveal her foot has red bumps, while wiggling her toes] So they just get a little itch now and then. [puts boot back on, chuckles]
- Patrick: Hey, make your boots do the steppy thing [points right] to the lake!
- Sandy: [walking in that direction] Yee-haw! [they arrive at the lake, which is boiling hot, all gasp]
- SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy, [camper is sinking in the lake in a boat] should the lake be bubbling like that?
- Patrick: What? I love bubbles! [lands on dock, sending the other two forward]
- [Patrick splashes into the lake, while SpongeBob and Sandy simply land on it. The lake evaporates.]
- Sandy: Huh?
- Patrick: [swimming on sand] Beautiful day for a swim.
- Sandy: [beam of light goes through her helmet and into her eye] Huh?
- SpongeBob: [jumping off] Yow!
- Sandy: [running away] Holy jalapeños!
- Squidward: [walking up to dock, humming with umbrella] Hmm, looks like you three could use some sunscreen. Luckily, your responsible counselor always carries an [holds up sunscreen] emergency bottle.
- Patrick: Well, tell him to throw it down here! I don't wanna get all pink!
- Squidward: [sighs, tosses sunscreen] Here.
- [All three of them try to catch the sunscreen, and Patrick catches it, squirting sunscreen onto his face.]
- Patrick: Yow! [laughs]
- SpongeBob: [takes sunscreen, squirts it into his mouth, swallows and absorbs it, and laughs]
- Sandy: [takes sunscreen, squirts it onto her helmet, and walks into the dock]
- Squidward: [sunscreen jumps into his hand, and tries to squeeze it, but nothing comes out] [sighs] Figures. [hears rumbling] Huh? [dock falls down along with him]
- SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Tentacles. That sun can't get us now. [color drains from everyone]
- Squidward: You were saying? [all light on fire and run]
- Sandy: There's shade under that cabin!
- [They try to hide under the cabin, but get kicked out by other angry campers. They run to another cabin for shade.]
- SpongeBob: Shade!
- Sandy: Shade!
- [They all get kicked out again by some angry campers. Then, they try to hide in a cave, but a sea bear kicks them out.]
- Sea bear: [feet burning] Ow, ooh, oh-oh-oh! [runs back into cave]
- [Bubble transition to the four of them trudging along, sweating, when they notice Camp Master Krabs' cabin.]
- SpongeBob: [pointing] Ooh, there! Under Camp Master Krabs' cabin! Shade, ho! [all four hide underneath the cabin and sigh]
- Sandy: [all notice a hole in the floor] Huh?
- [SpongeBob's eye pokes through the hole to see Mr. Krabs lounging next to an air conditioner. Mr. Krabs takes a drink, and SpongeBob notices Pearl playing with blocks of ice cubes, which fall down.]
- SpongeBob: [gasps, releases eye] Guys, I think Camp Master Krabs has his own AC in there!
- Squidward: An aqua conditioner? Oh, we gotta get in there! [all approach front door, knocks] Let us in, Mr. Krabs! We deserve to cool off too!
- SpongeBob: [blocking door] Mr. Tentacles! You must show the camp master proper respect. Let us knock politely. [clears throat, bangs on door] Let us in, please! Oh, sweet Neptune! We're burning alive! [sobbing]
- Squidward: Brilliant. Well, if Krabs won't let us in, then I'll have to break us in! [tries to open a side window] Aha! [burns hands, screams, tries blowing them off, and runs away]
- Patrick: [all three walking away] Oh, well. I guess we'll have to find some other free shade.
- Mr. Krabs: [opens door, releasing a breeze] Did someone say "free"?
- Squidward: [sighs of relief as the breeze hits him]
- Sandy: [all three shivering] Mr. Krabs, could we please come in and cool off for a spell? [all now sweating] It's nothing but fire and brimstone out here.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, no, I don't want no sweaty sweating little campers running around me office and sweating all over, sweating.
- Patrick: [fanning himself with money] I'd pay anything to get out of this heat.
- Mr. Krabs: [eyes turn into coin containers, chuckles, gestures inside] Okay! It's a dollar a head. Enjoy the breeze, you sweaty little campers!
- SpongeBob: [all going inside] Whoo-hoo!
- Patrick: [points] Squidward's good for it. [goes inside]
- Mr. Krabs: [stops Squidward from coming in] Not so fast. [Squidward gives him cash, chuckles and goes inside]
- [Inside, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy all sigh as they stand in front of the air conditioner.]
- SpongeBob: [pointing to AC] May I?
- Mr. Krabs: Ooh, allow me. [cranks dial on AC from "cold" to "arctic"]
- [All four shiver. Snowflake transition to Patrick building a snowman of himself.]
- Patrick: [chuckles, Squidward throws a snowball at his snowman] Huh?
- [Squidward holds a snowball, and throws it at Patrick, making the snowball he was holding land on top of him. Several more snowballs are thrown by Sandy, who laughs as she pelts snowballs at SpongeBob with her tail. SpongeBob spins around, shooting snowballs as well. Everyone continues throwing snowballs while Mr. Krabs counts his money. Snowflake transition to Pearl using a chainsaw to sculpt a baby bottle made of ice. She then sucks on it. SpongeBob takes away her seat, replacing it with a pillow. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy use the seat to ride down the cabin's stairs, and hit a wall, tilting the entire building to one side before going back to normal. Overlapping dialogue is heard from everyone off-screen.]
- Sandy: [off-screen] We don't get this kinda cold in Texas!
- [Pan over to the members of the Pontoon Cabin hiding under their cabin for shade.]
- Bubble Bass: I detect a decidedly different weather pattern emanating from Camp Master Krabs' abode.
- Campers: [running towards Kamp Director cabin] Cold! [other campers emerge as well] Cold!
- Mr. Krabs: [opens door] What's all this ruckerus about? [screams as he sees campers walking towards him like zombies] Shoo! [pointing] Get outta here! No campers! [laughter is heard from inside]
- Patrick: [off-screen] Oh, boy! I'd pay Squidward's money to play in here [Mr. Krabs sweats] again and again!
- Campers: [growling]
- [Mr. Krabs looks over at the air conditioner, which turns into an ATM spewing out money. He looks over at the campers again, and they all turn into money bags.]
- Mr. Krabs: [chuckles, goes inside and comes back out with a sign that says "COOL OFF! $1.00"] New camp special! $1! Get the cool while it's hot!
- Campers: [cheering as they give Mr. Krabs money and go inside]
- Mr. Krabs: [laughing, goes inside]
- [Mr. Krabs tries to walk around, but his cabin is extremely cramped.]
- Mr. Krabs: Whoa!
- Squidward: Mr. Krabs, what did you do? We're like anchovies in here!
- Anchovy: Ahem. Meep.
- Mr. Krabs: Huh? [looks at air conditioner, which blows out] Oh, no! Uh, I'll just, uh, [points to door] open up the door to let us all out! [chuckles] Nobody panic! [reaches to pull open the door, but it doesn't open] We're trapped! Everybody panic!
- Campers: [scream, push on door]
- SpongeBob: [being trampled] Calm down, everybody. Let's make the best of a situation. And what better way to make the best of a situation than a campfire song? Ready, everybody? [everyone groans, uses person's leg as mic and sings] ♪ Oh, what's bright and hot and not-so-wet? ♪
- All: [singing] ♪ Campfire, hoo-ha-ha! ♪
- SpongeBob: [singing] ♪ Burns your clothes and makes you sweat ♪
- All: [singing] ♪ Campfire, hoo-ha-ha! ♪
- SpongeBob: [singing] ♪ Hot, hot, hot, it makes you hot; And sweaty and hot and-- ♪
- Squidward: Enough! You're making it so much worse!
- Campers: [groan]
- [Bubble transition to the Krusty Kanteen, where Plankton is lounging in the fridge.]
- Plankton: [sighs] Sometimes, it's good to be small. [sips drink, then notices the air conditioner blows out] Huh? [spits drink] Huh? [gasps as everything in the fridge melts] Cheap navy surplus appliances. [starts to be pushed forward by the flood] Whoa! [yells as he lands on the ground, spitting water] Eh, thanks for nothing, you big ball of gas. Why is everything awful in this camp? That's it, I'm filing a complaint with Krabs. [jumps off and begins walking] This place is like a ghost town. [jumping up stairs] Wonder where they all went. [pulls on door handle, then goes underneath] Lock me out, will ya? Well, this isn't gonna stop me from complaining. [reaches for hole in floor] Awfully tight in here. [tries to go inside, and an open shot of the cabin being pushed on all ends is shown as he is pushed out] Is it me, or has this hole gotten smaller? [successfully jumps inside, and an open shot of the cabin about to explode is shown] Uh-oh. [cabin breaks apart, launching everyone]
- [The broken air conditioner hits the Poontoon Cabin's cannon, which makes it shoot in the air.]
- All: Ooh!
- [The cannonball breaks apart the sun, turning the sky completely dark.]
- All: Ahh! Ooh!
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs? I'm cold. Can I have a blanket?
- Mr. Krabs: Why, sure. That'll be $1.
- Patrick: Squidward's good for it.
- Squidward: [grumbles]