This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Sugar Squeeze" from season 1, which aired on March 4, 2021.
- [The episode starts with SpongeBob placing a pinecone of top of two other pinecones.]
- SpongeBob: Ladies and gentlemen, the last pinecone!
- [Patrick barges in with a panic.]
- Patrick: Candy!
- [SpongeBob has pinecones in his two front teeth.]
- SpongeBob: Huh? What's the matter?
- Patrick: [looking in his trunks] My candy! It's gone!
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. You can have some of my "stache."
- [SpongeBob finds a mustache from under his bed, and puts it on. He digs inside it.]
- SpongeBob: [gasps] My "stache" is empty too!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the cabin in a panic.]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Our candy's gone!
- Camper #1: My candy is gone too!
- Camper #2: Mine too!
- [Suddenly, Sandy Cheeks jumps in.]
- Sandy: Seems our sweets have been swiped by candy rustlers. Look! Candy droppings.
- [Sandy picks a candy dropping up and inspects it.]
- Sandy: Seems like we've got ourselves a woodland creature with a sweet tooth. We need something sweet for bait.
- [SpongeBob's eyes grow, and he is highly interested.]
- SpongeBob: I'm sweet!
- [SpongeBob is dressed as a red candy wrapper for bait.]
- Sandy: If I was a hungry animal, I'd eat you all up, SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Aw. You're just saying that, Sandy.
- Sandy: Just stick to the plan. We'll all be watching you from behind that kelp tree.
- Patrick: And we'll stay up all night if we have to.
- [That night, Sandy, Patrick and 2 other campers are sleeping behind the kelp tree.]
- [SpongeBob sleeps, but slowly opens his eyes to see he is getting eaten by a strange creature with red eyes. SpongeBob starts to strain, and the trap gets activated.]
- SpongeBob: Help!
- [Everyone wakes up and runs around. Sandy and Patrick bump into each other.]
- Patrick: We're coming, SpongeBuddy!
- [Sandy shines a flashlight over SpongeBob to see what the creature is.]
- SpongeBob: Help! it's eating me!
- [The creature is then seen with the flashlight. It shows Nobby, who is on SpongeBob's back.]
- Sandy: Aww, it's just a little nibbler.
- [Nobby chews his way out of the rope, which causes him and SpongeBob to fall to the ground.]
- Sandy: Little boy, did you eat all our candy?
- [Nobby speaks gibberish, making it almost impossible to understand him, and this confuses Sandy.]
- Sandy: Uh, does anyone understand this jibber-jabber?
- [Suddenly, an eerie shadow appears and grabs Sandy, three other campers, and Patrick.]
- SpongeBob: What? Patrick? Sandy? Oh, where is everybody?
- [The shadow grabs Nobby and SpongeBob flips in the air and lands straight down. SpongeBob sees the person's shadow.]
- SpongeBob: Mommy! I'm too young to be unwrapped!
- [SpongeBob screams as he gets dragged out by the shadow.]
- French Narrator: Not much later...
- [A light flickers on which causes SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and all the other campers to scream. Nobby is then seen playing with two toy cars, and is crashing them together.]
- Sandy: Leaping Lollies!
- SpongeBob: That's the kid that ate our candy!
- Patrick: Let's pump his stomach! [He pulls a plunger from his belly, and comes near Nobby with it.]
- Narlene: Stay away from him, or feel the wrath of... de-feet!
- [She shows her bare foot and wiggles her toes while SpongeBob and Patrick look frightened. Narlene steps into the light, revealing her true form.]
- Narlene: [laughs crazily] I'm just bugging y'all, kids!
- [She then rolls on a log as she gives them all noogies, which slightly discomforts them.]
- SpongeBob: [curious] Who are you?
- Narlene: My name-o is Narlene Narwhal, and that hushpuppy over yonder is my bouncing bro, Nobby!
- Nobby: Hey y'all! [He then uses his horn to drill into the floor, and come back again.] Ta-da!
- [He takes a bow as SpongeBob and Patrick clap for him. But, Sandy is not amused.]
- Sandy: Now just hold on a hot Houston minute! [SpongeBob then stops clapping. Sandy walks over to Narlene and Nobby.] While it's nice to hear you're not a hungry monster, you still stole all our candy!
- [Narlene pushes Sandy away with her foot.]
- Narlene: We're not thieves, y'all! We just borrow-fied your candy, so I could make a fresh batch of... Sugar Squeeze!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Sugar Squeeze?
- [Narlene takes a bag of candy and pours it into a funnel into her machine. She then climbs down, pulls a lever, and spins a wheel which turns the machine on. The candy is then seen being stomped on by a boot. It then goes through some test tubes. Narlene then runs to the end of the machine, and grabs a bottle of clear liquid. A golden drop of liquid drops into the bottle, turning it gold and finishing the Sugar Squeeze.]
- Narlene: [melodiously] Sugar Squeeze! [normal] Candy wishes it was this dandy.
- [Patrick then takes the Sugar Squeeze and drops a small bit onto his tongue. His tongue then turns gold, and he giggles in a hyper tone.]
- Narlene: So, what ya think?
- Patrick's tongue: Woo-wee! Oh, that's good Sugar Sugar Squeeze right there!
- Narlene: Sugar Squeeze for all y'all!
- [Narlene then uses a fire extinguisher like tool to spray Sugar Squeeze into the camper's mouths, turning all of their tongues gold.]
- Sandy: You know something, Narlene? I'm starting to like you.
- Narlene: Well, I'm might fond of you too, Sandy. And, I am loving that tail.
- Sandy: Oh, this old thing? [blushes]
- SpongeBob: Let's hear it for Narlene and her Sugar Squeeze, the best candy ever!
- Campers: Yay!
- Narlene: Hey y'all, you wanna meet my kin folk? [She opens a door to reveal a country band. The campers and Narlene dance to it, as she uses a spray gun to spray Sugar Squeeze into the campers mouths, and they drink so much that they get a sugar rush. Narlene then puts the campers in a sea-mule cart, and rides them back to Kamp Koral.] Left turn, Patrick. [The cart then turns left.] SpongeBob, right turn. [The cart then turns right.]
- Campers: Awesome! Yay!
- [The campers then exit, carrying jars of Sugar Squeeze with them. SpongeBob then walks over to Narlene.]
- Narlene: Woo-wee, well, I guess it's time for me and Nobby to get on back and feed the mules.
- Donkey: Hee-haw!
- SpongeBob: [sighs] Gee, Narlene, thanks for the sweet surplus. I can't wait to share it with the whole camp!
- Patrick: Share?
- Narlene: Aw, bless your cute little holes. [SpongeBob then turns red and is slightly embarrassed.] Slurp that Sugar Squeeze, kids! We'll have some fun again!
- SpongeBob: [excited] Soon?
- Narlene: Sooner than you think! Giddy-up, mule! [laughs]
- [Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs is in his cabin listening to something on headphones.]
- Female Voice: Money. Money. Money. Money. Money.
- [Mr. Krabs then wakes up startled, and is shocked to find three campers affected by Sugar Squeeze in his room. He looks outside to find out many other Sugar Squeeze-affected campers are going around the camp causing havoc. Suddenly, a camper slides down and causes the trap door to close on Mr. Krabs' eyes. He then grabs a camper on his book.]
- Mr. Krabs: What is glowing on here? Have you kids been eating fireflies? [He then opens the door and walks outside. He then throws the campers back in their cabins.] Curfew, campers! Lights out! Remain in your cabins! [He grabs many campers and stuffs them in a cabin. He attempts to close the door, but to no avail as the campers all pour out and walk over him. Some campers push out their beds and start jumping on them.] What are the parents gonna do when they see their kids like this?
- [Suddenly, Narlene arrives on her sea-mule cart, and she is wearing a fake mustache to disguise herself.]
- Narlene: How ya doing, strangers? If I didn't know any better, I'd say those young ones got into some Sugar Squeeze.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, no, not Sugar Squeeze! That stuff is like catnip for kids! It's kidnip!
- Narlene: You know, I've heard tales of a wonder cure for Sugar Squeeze. If you lean in real close now, I'll sell it to you!
- Mr. Krabs: Hooray!
- Narlene: Howdy there, friends! Do you want to be happier than a mule in a mud puddle? Do you want to go faster than grease lightning off a high pool tide? Well, step right up to Thunder Squeeze? The greatest thrill ride in the county! Can my lucky volunteer come up here to demonstrate? [A Sugar Squeeze-affected Nobby comes up on the stage.] All righty, little boy that I have never seen before in my life, ready to have fun?
- [Narlene then takes Nobby and puts him in the big glass ball. She then starts spinning the ball as the Sugar Squeeze slowly leaves Nobby's body until it's all gone.]
- Nobby: Oh, that was ever so much fun! I do believe I need a nap.
- [Nobby then falls asleep.]
- Campers: That looks like fun! I wanna ride next!
- Mr. Krabs: It worked! Woo-hoo! I want you to cure the whole camp! Wait a minute. How much is this gonna cost me?
- Narlene: I've got no use for legal tender.
- Mr. Krabs: [surprised] You don't want money?
- Narlene: Nope. But I'll trade ya. [She then starts taking items from the kids.] This is for Cousin Joe, Cousin June, Cousin Jill, Cousin Jan, and Cousin Grandma. [She takes Mr. Krabs' belt, which makes the latter's pants fall down and reveal his underwear, and he quickly pulls his pants back up.] Do we have a deal?
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Deal! [A few campers, including SpongeBob and Patrick, are loaded into the Thunder Squeeze. Mr. Krabs then spins it until all the Sugar Squeeze is gone. Narlene then opens the door for the Thunder Squeeze, and the campers walk off tired. This keeps on going, until all of the Sugar Squeeze is gone and the campers are all fast asleep.] We squeezed them all out! [Mr. Krabs then collapses, exhausted.]
- [Narlene then takes the Sugar Squeeze and walks over to the sea-mule cart, and Nobby is waiting for her. Narlene then takes off her mustache.]
- Narlene: Aw, you're right, Nobby. Them city critters might not be country, but they sure are fun!
- [The cart then starts to drive away. Narlene then drinks some Sugar Squeeze, and spits it into the sky, which creates fireworks of the siblings. SpongeBob and Patrick then wake up to see fireworks of them and Sandy.]
- SpongeBob: [amazed] Narlene is so cool.
- Patrick: [awestruck] And so funny.
- SpongeBob: And so...
- [The two then fall asleep. The episode then ends with Narlene and Nobby's sea mule braying.]