"Squirrel Jokes" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two. In this episode, SpongeBob tells squirrel jokes, offending Sandy.



The Krusty Krab has begun a nightly event called the "Komedy Krab," featuring some of Bikini Bottom's best comedians. SpongeBob's chance to take the stage arrives, but his planned job-centered routine, featuring weak jokes about mundane topics such as salt, tomatoes, and forks, does not go over well. As the hecklers jeer, SpongeBob tries to make a witty observation, anything to get a laugh. He notices Sandy's buck teeth and starts joking about them, which earns chuckles from the audience. SpongeBob begins telling more "squirrel jokes" about how smelly and stupid squirrels supposedly are. The entire crowd roars with laughter, all except Sandy. After his act, Sandy confronts SpongeBob backstage and tells him that his jokes are hurtful, but he insists that it is just an act and assures her that "Everyone knows you're the smartest creature in Bikini Bottom."

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"Hey look, guys! It's the stupid squirrel!"

The next day, it turns out that everyone has taken the jokes to heart and either avoids or ridicules Sandy. She talks with SpongeBob again on the next night of the Komedy Krab, explaining how the jokes are affecting her public image and asking him to use some of his other jokes instead. Fearing his original jokes won't cut the mustard, SpongeBob gives it a shot anyway, but to no avail: the crowd wants squirrel jokes. SpongeBob quietly leaves the stage, seemingly for good. In the next moment, he bursts back on stage with an epiphany, fake buck teeth and a stereotypical Southern accent, resuming the squirrel jokes with aplomb.

After the performance, SpongeBob finds a note from Sandy, stating that she has finally realized how funny his jokes are and to come to her treedome to celebrate. When he visits her, however, Sandy looks and acts exactly as his jokes make her out to be: an idiotic, clueless yokel.

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A wallet, a watch, waffles

Sandy has SpongeBob literally glued to his seat so he wouldn't fall off and removes his water helmet to serve as a vase for the flowers. When SpongeBob starts to dehydrate, he begs for water, so Sandy pops a hose in his mouth to fill him up. Only after SpongeBob has expanded to fill every inch of the treedome does he promise to quit telling squirrel jokes.

At the following Komedy Krab event, SpongeBob tells a single, toned-down squirrel joke. He then springboards into making fun of everyone else, including sponges, fish and crabs. The crowd jovially laughs at themselves. SpongeBob and Sandy give each other thumbs up, affirming their restored friendship, as SpongeBob jokes the night away as he prepares to joke about starfish ending the episode.





 ) Associated production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music

  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall [Title card]
  Harry's Back - Hans Ehrlinger ["Welcome to The Komedy Krab!"]
  Speaking Guitar - Gerhard Narholz [Dougie Williams]
  Stand-Up Comic B - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [rimshot]
  Vibe Sting - Nicolas Carr [closeup of Sandy's teeth]
  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall [SpongeBob telling squirrel jokes]
  Harry's Back - Hans Ehrlinger ["That was fantastic, boy!"]
  Stand-Up Comic C - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [SpongeBob laughs]
  Gay Dog - Francis Chacksfield [Sandy shopping]
  Quick Lunch - Heinz Ebert [Sandy talking to SpongeBob backstage]
  Question Sting - Nicolas Carr ["Other jokes?"]
  Quick Lunch - Heinz Ebert ["Bah! I got a million of them."]
  Stand-Up Comic D - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [bronze fish]
  Stepping into Danger - Mike Sunderland [SpongeBob's nervous]
  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall ["Howdy, y'all!"]
  Next Please - Otto Sieben ["I want to give a special thanks to my friend Sandy."]
  Hawaiian Link (a) - Richard Myhill [SpongeBob visits Sandy]
  Hillbilly Haydown - Chris Marshall, Roderick Matthews ["Well, howdy!"]
  Harry's Back - Hans Ehrlinger [SpongeBob comes on stage]
  Andy Anorak - Chris Marshall [SpongeBob telling jokes about everyone else]
  Next Please - Otto Sieben [ending]



"I started out as a stand up comedian, so it was fun to perform as the kind of schlockmeister I strove not to be. Stand ups are always fighting between doing more original material or repeating what works. SpongeBob goes for the pander, without thinking about the feelings of the person disparaged by his material."



  • This was the final episode to be produced in 2000, and the last one produced in the 20th century.
  • The background of the title card is a reference to the real-life comedy bar Improv. The brick wall appears behind the stage of a comedy.
  • Fred's line "Oh brother, this guy stinks!" has become an Internet meme.
  • This is Leonard Robinson's only episode as an animation director.
    • This is also the first episode to have two animation directors rather than one.
  • When SpongeBob wears his Komedy Krab outfit, he looks like his uncle, Sherm SquarePants.
  • In honor of SpongeBob SquarePants' 10th anniversary in the summer of 2009, SpongeBob's goldfish joke was used as the Comedy Central Joke of the Day on July 17, 2009, the day that The Ultimate SpongeBob SpongeBash took place.
  • This episode is an allegory for racist/sexist jokes, and controversy it can cause.
  • This episode marks the second time the Krusty Krab has put on a show. The first is in "Culture Shock."
  • This episode marks the second time a live-action bug is seen. The first is in "Wormy."
  • This episode marks the second time SpongeBob brings Sandy flowers and dries up in the treedome. The first time is in "Tea at the Treedome."
  • This episode marks the third time SpongeBob is seen not seen wearing a water helmet in Sandy's treedome. The first is in "Tea at the Treedome" and the second is in "Survival of the Idiots."
    • However, he does not need one in this episode, once Sandy fills him up with water.
  • This episode marks one of the few times that SpongeBob's belt buckle is shown.
  • When SpongeBob is dehydrating, he looks identical to when he was dehydrating in "Tea at the Treedome."
  • Mr. Krabs admits his cheap nature in this episode.
  • The episode's title has been mentioned five times.
    • The first time is when Mr. Krabs says to SpongeBob, "Stick with the squirrel jokes, boy."
    • The second time is when Sandy says to SpongeBob, "Umm, I need to talk to you about them squirrel jokes."
    • The third time is when Sandy says "I'm just asking you as a friend, please lay off them squirrel jokes, okay?"
    • The fourth time is when one of the Bikini Bottomites says to SpongeBob, "Get on with the squirrel jokes!"
    • And the last time is when SpongeBob says, "no more squirrel jokes."
  • Fred's accent changes throughout SpongeBob's first act. He has an American accent when he says, "Oh, brother, this guy stinks!," but has an Australian accent when he says, "Why?"

Cultural references

  • Mr. Krabs wears a fake arrow through his eyes, a reference to a comical prop that was made famous by comedian Steve Martin.


  • In the Krusty Krab, there is no door.
    Where's the door

    The door is missing.

  • During one of the close-up shots of the audience, Harold and Shubie switch seats.
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SpongeBob's shirt is missing.

  • When SpongeBob says, "Um... noxious gas?" his white shirt is gone.
  • When SpongeBob looks around until he finds Sandy's buck teeth, on Sandy's diving suit one can see that the yellow patch lies on the table and there is an acorn on the upper part of the patch, leaving the lower part of the patch to have space.
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  • SpongeBob's name is spelled as Spongebob on the letter Sandy wrote to him when the first 'b' should be capitalized.
    • This error also occurs in "Snail Mail," but it is also with his surname
  • When Sandy is in the grocery store and the three fish start making fun of her, Lloyd's lips flicker orange for one frame.
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Sandy's overlapping teeth.

  • When Sandy asks Billy his name, her buck teeth overlap with the top part of her diving suit through her air helmet.
  • Around the middle of the episode, SpongeBob drops his microphone onstage and goes behind the curtain, but when he goes through the curtain again, the microphone disappears.
  • In the credits, Dougie Williams is listed as "Doogie Williams."
  • Bubbles can be seen when Sandy pushes SpongeBob onto the log with glue even though there is no water in Sandy's treedome.
  • Mr. Krabs' missing legs in Squirrel Jokes

    Mr. Krabs' missing legs.

    When SpongeBob talks about crabs in his stand-up, Mr. Krabs is missing his legs.
  • Sandy and Patrick sit at the same table throughout SpongeBob's act. However, the image behind them alternates between a window and a wall between different shots throughout the episode.
  • When Incidental 40 says, "No, your act!" his shirt is missing.


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