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Location

122 Conch Street is the address of Squidward Tentacles' house. It is located in between SpongeBob's and Patrick's houses, and first appears in the episode "Help Wanted."

Description

Squidward's house's mouth is the door, but originally, its mouth was closed and a door rested underneath it. The house's exterior styling is reminiscent of a "Moai," giant statues found on Easter Island also referred to as the Easter Island Heads.

The ground floor consists of three adjoining rooms; the one at the front being the living room. The living room consists of a bookcase with some of Squidward's jazz records, a couch, coffee table and TV. Behind the living room is the kitchen with a fridge, an island counter, and four cabinets. This is where Squidward cooks. The dining room is off to the side and consists of a round table with chairs and a clamshell chandelier. There is a room off to the side with a spiral staircase leading to the second floor. There is also an elevator. Upstairs is a bedroom on the left ear.
Sqhouse night

While usually a dark blue, Squidward's house appears red at night

In the bedroom is a canopy bed, a nightstand, and a closet with alarm clocks as seen in "Employee of the Month." Off of the bedroom is a bathroom with a toilet, sink with medicine cabinet, and a Jacuzzi tub/shower. There's also a gallery where Squidward paints his self-portraits and plays the clarinet. Other upstairs rooms include a library and back room. The architectural style is Polynesian.

In some episodes, it is shown that he has a backyard and at times, raises a garden there.

Floors

First floor

  • Kitchen: This room is at the back. This is where Squidward cooks and prepares his food.
  • Dining room: Next to the kitchen. This is where Squidward eats his meals and is where he keeps his shellphone.
  • Living room: Squidward watches TV and enjoys Sundays here, as seen in the episode "Good Neighbors."
  • Toilet: This is where Squidward keeps his "talking toilet" and "talking toilet paper" seen in the episode "Choir Boys." and "House Fancy".
    Sqhouse livingroom

    The house's first floor

  • Bedroom: Only seen on the first floor in the episode "Plankton!"
  • Elevator: In the older episodes, this is seen between the kitchen and dining room and goes up to the second floor, presumably the gallery as seen in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost."

Second floor

  • Bedroom: Squidward sleeps in his bed. This room can be found on the left ear. His bed, nightstand, and a closet are in here.
  • Bathroom: This is where Squidward's bathtub/shower is located, just off of his bedroom.
  • Gallery: Squidward does his art of self-portraits and plays his clarinet in this room.
  • Back room: This room has wallpaper that is easy to peel and is seen in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost."
  • Library: This is where Squidward reads books. Seen in the episodes "Squid Wood" and "I ♥ Dancing."

Residents

In-universe notability

Squidward takes pride in his house after winning the title of House Fancy Prince from the host, Nicholas Withers in a competition against his lifelong rival, Squilliam Fancyson. Squidward's house is also the location for the popular Bikini Bottom TV show Squidward's House Party.

Damaged instances/losses

  • "Bubblestand" - His house gets carried really high by a giant bubble, dropping it from high-up causing it to get stuck in the ground with Squidward in it.
  • "Plankton!" - Being controlled by Plankton, SpongeBob bursts through the walls.
  • "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" - The house explodes after SpongeBob and Patrick make too many burp bubbles.
  • "Sandy's Rocket" - SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is an alien and bag up his belongings, destroying the inside.
  • "I Was a Teenage Gary" - SpongeBob chases Squidward, destroying his house in the process.
  • "The Paper" - Squidward trades all of his belongings for a piece of paper, including the base structure of his house. He is also seen busting through the side of his house with his shell-cart.
  • "Dying for Pie" - It was destroyed along with the rest of Bikini Bottom in the explosion.
  • "Squidville" - SpongeBob and Patrick use their reef blowers to suck up the parts and shooting them out, resulting in them destroying his house.
  • "Christmas Who?" - Squidward gives all his belongings to everyone to make SpongeBob happy. Almost the same as in "The Paper."
  • "Shanghaied" - Flying Dutchman's anchor hits the side off the house.
  • "Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm" - It is crushed by the worm, along with the rest of Bikini Bottom
  • "Can You Spare a Dime?" - Squidward loses his house because he cannot afford it after he quits his job.
  • "Skill Crane" - Squidward gives up the deed to his house while he was trying to win a prize.
  • "Good Neighbors" - Squidward busts his head through the door screaming that SpongeBob and Patrick are the worst neighbors ever when SpongeBob said if he was going to say something. It then comes alive and destroys Bikini Bottom.
  • "Rule of Dumb" - Patrick moves his house to make a Ferris wheel, destroying the inside and dropping the house into the ground.
  • "The Krusty Plate" - Same as "Dying for Pie." It was destroyed with the rest of Bikini Bottom and the Krusty Krab with the maximum power.
  • "House Fancy" - When he was in a hurry, he made SpongeBob vacuum, the vacuum cleaner exploded and the house remodeled. Also, after Patrick used Squidward's bathroom, the toilet crawled out moaning and then died.
  • "Giant Squidward" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom set up a trap at the house cutting off the top.
  • "Squid's Visit" - The house caught on fire and was vaporized while Squidward was visiting SpongeBob. It was caused by a casserole in the oven.
  • "Growth Spout" - Mr. Krabs stole some food so he could feed his daughter Pearl. When he left, the house said "Oh well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway." What's interesting to note is that while the house just said "oh well", Squidward was angry about it and tried to call the cops, as it hints that the house is not as grumpy as Squidward. Also in this episode, the kitchen is in an unknown room in an unknown floor.
  • "The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom" - Raarg destroyed his house.
  • "Sponge-Cano!" - The citizens of Bikini Bottom sacrifice the house to a volcano after the water pipe broke and landed on the volcano.
  • "That Sinking Feeling" - This time it is not destroyed, it just sunk underground along with the rest of Bikini Bottom.
  • "Enchanted Tiki Dreams" - SpongeBob and Patrick use the house to build Squidward's paradise.
  • "Big Sister Sam" - Patrick's sister, Sam Star, throws Squidward's house, removes parts and then chews up the parts into small bullet like rock, blows them out, and destroys his house completely.
  • "A Friendly Game" - It was destroyed by SpongeBob and Patrick when they were looking for their golf balls and making shots where they left it.
  • "Frozen Face-Off" - Once again, same as "Dying for Pie."
  • "Squid Baby" - A boat files right into the house completely destroying it.
  • "Sold!" - SpongeBob and Patrick destroy his house by flipping it before the house was collapsed.
  • "Man Ray Returns"' - SpongeBob and Patrick battle Man Ray inside the house and completely trashed the place. They even tried to put everything back together with their saliva, but when Squidward returns, the house completely crumbles to the ground.
  • "Bunny Hunt" - Squidward unintentionally destroys his house when he was trying to get rid of the sea bunnies.
  • "The String" - The house was presumably destroyed when SpongeBob unraveled all of Bikini Bottom and the Milky Way with the string.

Intelligence

Squidwards house alive

Squidward's house trying to look at Patrick's secret box

Squidward's house appears to have a mind of its own, usually to give a comedic effect.

  • "The Secret Box" - It tries to peek into Patrick's secret box by leaning, then returns to its normal position after SpongeBob and Patrick see it trying to take a peek.
  • "Good Neighbors" - It comes alive, grows robot limbs, and destroys most of Bikini Bottom, though unlike the other episodes, this is because of the security system Squidward set up going haywire.
  • "Funny Pants" - It covers its ears and makes an angry face due to SpongeBob's crying.
  • "Growth Spout" - After Mr. Krabs steals food from the house, the front door says "Oh well, I needed to lose a little weight anyway."
  • "A Friendly Game" - Same as "Funny Pants," but the hands are sand and does not make an angry face, due to SpongeBob's alarm at the start.
  • In a Nick Magazine comic strip titled "House of Squidward," there is a switch buried in the backyard that makes Squidward's house come to life. He grows feet and arms. He is brought to rest when SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward cleverly disguise SpongeBob's house as a woman. Using a microphone and a speaker controlled by SpongeBob, they are able to trick the house into sitting back down in behind the walkway and then flip the switch to keep Squidward's house from moving.
  • "There's a Sponge in My Soup" - It screams "Aah! Hippies!" at the end of the episode.
  • '"Bunny Hunt" - It coughs and screams while it is on fire because Squidward forgot about his salad roasting in the oven after he discovers a sea bunny.

Trivia

  • In "Slide Whistle Stooges," one fish mistakes Squidward's house for 122 Conch Drive.
  • There is a garbage version of Squidward's house seen in the episode "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful." It was created by SpongeBob and was somehow built under Squidward's actual house.
  • Squidward's house is based on the Easter Island heads called "Moai."
    InSPONGEiac 060

    Squidward's house is missing.

  • The rooms that are where the two front windows are is inconsistent throughout the series.
    • One example is when in "Plankton!" the bedroom is on the first floor.
  • Sometimes, Squidward's house is not between SpongeBob's and Patrick's houses.
    • An example is in InSPONGEiac, as seen in the image on the right.
Locations (VE)

Cities/Towns

Bikini Bottom (Dead Eye GulchBikini BottomshirePlanktopolis) • EncinoRock BottomBottom's Up!Tentacle AcresNew Kelp CityBass VegasDullsvilleFar-Out-VilleUkulele BottomAtlantisShell CityBurbank

Bikini Bottom Areas

Bikini AtollJellyfish FieldsGoo Lagoon (Mussel Beach) • Kelp ForestSand MountainIndustrial ParkSulfur FieldsDutchman's TriangleDavy Jones' lockerMake-Out ReefMt. BikiniMt. Bikini BottomBikini Bottom Tar PitsMount Climb-up-and-Fall-offRippers' ReefBrain Coral FieldsThe County Line

Bikini Bottom Residence

SpongeBob's housePatrick's houseSquidward's houseMr. Krabs and Pearl's houseSandy's treedomeMrs. Puff's houseFlying Dutchman's shipHarold and Margaret SquarePants' houseGrandma SquarePants' houseBottomite housesSquilliam's towerMrs. Tentacles' houseBetsy Krabs' houseBubble Buddy's houseDoodleBob's houseOld Man Jenkins' houseNorma Rechid's houseBlue SquarePants' houseBlackJack's houseFast mansionMs. Mildred's mansionWidow Duncan's house

Bikini Bottom Establishments

Krusty Krab (Rusty KrabKrabby O'Monday'sKrusty Krab 2) • Chum BucketMrs. Puff's Boating SchoolBarg'N-MartGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party BoatReef CinemaShady Shoals Rest HomeMermalairSea NeedleRecreation CenterBikini Bottom Recreation CenterBikini Bottom SchoolBikini Bottom High SchoolBikini Bottom UniversityBikini Bottom MallBikini Bottom Post OfficeBank of Bikini Bottom BankBikini Bottom MintBikini Bottom JailBikini Bottom Police DepartmentPolice StationBikini Bottom Fire DepartmentBikini Bottom HospitalBikini Bottom AirportBikini Bottom LibraryBikini Bottom SupermarketBikini Bottom BakeryBikini Bottom GarbageBikini Bottom MoversFirst Nautical BankBankCourt HouseBikini RealtyHotelLarry's GymGymThe DumpPoseidon Elementary SchoolAdult Learning CenterBottom of the Hill CommunityFlower archBikini Bottom Zoo (Oyster Stadium) • Bikini Bottom MuseumBikini Bottom Museum of BoatingHook MuseumFry Cook MuseumStuffGrab-it MartDinerJuice BarFancy!KelpshakePizza CastleShell ShackFlabby Patty ShackSea Chicken ShackRusty's Rib EyeStinky BurgersCemeteryFloater's CemeteryKRUMGlove World!Glove UniverseCoral CarnivalValentine's Day CarnivalFun ArcadeBikini Bottom ArcadeToy BarrelIce CreamIce CreamBunny BunsThe Wash!Sizzling Spring SaunaFancy SpringsPamper IslandSunny Shore ResortsSuper Mega Mall WorldBikini Bottom Outskirts Outlet Mega-MallBassCar Baytona 400PlaygroundPalace of PranksMagic ShopNear Mint Comic BooksBigshot RecordsAngry Jack's Shell EmporiumJewelry StoreFlower ShopPerfume ShoppeNoses 'n ThingsTom's TooleryHatsWigs & HairpiecesBikini Bottom Folk VillageSeashell ParkSnail ParkPet ParkFish Hooks ParkFast Food ColiseumMedieval MomentsThe Main DrainTough TavernThe Salty SpitoonWeenie Hut JuniorsSuper Weenie Hut JuniorsWeenie Hut GeneralBikini Bottom Pillow FoundryMattress DiscountMattresses & Then SomeRest HomeGrandma's Tea HouseOld Man Jenkins' barnShelly SuperhighwayKing Neptune's castle

Non-Bikini Bottom Locations

TexasMoonPoseidomeKarate IslandInferno IslandSun-N-Fun IslandBikini Bottom TriangleGranny's houseTea ParlorNowhereGreat Barrier ReefCharted Caverns of LemuriaThe Remote IslandKahmamoku CoveSandy's islandIsland in the SkyServis StashunThug TugIce CreamThe TrenchWinchell ApartmentsVats of Acid "R" UsPatchy's houseDon's Import Store & DelicatessenThe Poop DeckNickelodeon Animation StudioNowhereDoodle DimensionFly of DespairHorned Forest

Video Game Locations

Goo Lagoon PierVillain Containment System AreaRock Bottom MuseumTrench of Advanced DarknessSki LodgeGuppy MoundFlounder HillRevenge of the bride of Plankton's other BrainKelp SwampKelp CavesKelp VinesFlying Dutchman's Graveyard (Graveyard of Ships) • SpongeBob's dreamPatrick's DreamBikinos BottosDoodle Patrick's houseSquid Doodle's houseDoodle Grandma SquarePants' houseUptown Bikini BottomBikini Bottom OutskirtsRay's Organic Tanning SalonWSEA TVRusty AnchorMarlin's CaveSardine's SundriesOxygen SpringsWaverly HillsCarlton Ritts' houseCowfish Craig's shackSublime SeafoodsNeptune's ParadiseDead LandsUndersea DesertKelpazoic JungleSand StadiumTentacle Acres Cocoa ShopShipwreck ReefConstruction siteHigh Rise apartmentsChum WorldMonster CavernsMount TritonWhelk-MartDriving You Nuts!SpongeBob's pineapple gardenSquirrel Museum of NutsMuShip GraveyardSeed ShopSpice ShackTreat Shop • • The Center of the EarthSix Clams Adventure LandOkey Dokey CorralHotel Deep SixFin LockerHotel Deep SixThe Mysterious Old Abandoned Factory

Atlantis SquarePantis (VE)

Characters:Lord Royal HighnessAtlantean citizensCaptain of the Sea Ship AtlantisKnowledge MachineAtlantean RobotsRobot touristsRed AtlanteanYellow AtlanteanAtlantean royal guardNandoSpongeBob hallucinationAggressive Case of the SnifflesOrange guardBubble SpongeBobVultureDave (cave)Ghostly piratesGermsNorblock FivePedal-throwing robotMagenta thugPale anakiwa thugLight brown thugGreen jellyfishRed jellyfishGhost jellyfishBlack jellyfishMagma jellyfishDiamond JellyfishSteel JellyfishBrown tall fishPurple tug fishPontifexGigantic JellyfishRoyal Guard CommanderJelly StingerLawrence WhelkJohnny

Locations:AtlantisMuseum of AtlantisMuDriving You Nuts!SpongeBob's pineapple gardenSquirrel Museum of NutsSquirrel CityWhelk-MartJellyfish FieldsEncinoGasMusic StationNickelodeon Animation StudioBikini Bottom MuseumAtlantis PalacePlankton's DenAtlantis ParkAtlantis CliffsAtlantis SuburbsBikini BottomKelp ForestShip GraveyardThe Escape RouteThe Bubble RoomThe Art RoomThe Science RoomThe Armoury Room

Objects:Plankton's tankAtlantean amuletSea Ship AtlantisOldest living bubbleGolden spatulaSheet musicMelody ShellsToolkitSpeed BoostersHooksAtlantis bubblesBubble Collector 2000Frampton Comes AliveSquidward tikiCanned BreadAnchor ArmsLeverTackTime ClockNut LauncherPaper clipConveyor beltsPlankton's shoesTreadmillYellow AnchorCombJellyfish netSquidward's clarinetSpongeBob StatuePatrick StatueSquidward Statue

Songs: The Bubble SongFueling the BusMr. Krabs' songSandy's songSquidward's songPlankton's SongGood-Bye, AtlantisBack in Encino

Shorts: Are We There Yet?Beware Flying JellyfishDocumenting Our Road Trip

Miscellaneous: DVDBookVideo gameMobile gameOnline gameAtlantis unofficial songSpongeBob's Director's CommentaryMy Trip to Atlantis - by SpongeBob SquarePantsSpongeBob's Atlantis SquarePantis SquareOffInside the SpongeBob Animation StudiosBehind the PantisBlitz GamesAltronSpongeBob Z-A CountdownPaparazzi ParadeSwapBob SpareFaceSea-BayHappiness to Go!Best Bikini Bottom Stories Ever!The SpongeBob Super Square Collection

SpongeBob's Truth or Square (VE)

Characters and actors: CaptainRicky GervaisPatchy's momDevil PottyAngel PottyRosario DawsonEddie DeezenTriumph, the Insult Comic DogDr. KrabsLeBron JamesTina FeyWill FerrellCamerafishBoom microphone operatorCraig FergusonRobin WilliamsThe 3 Point FowlThe Guy on the PennyThe QueenP!nkSir QuentinMr. TinderCameramanDirectorMimeOld sailorGoldfishWhaleTalking flowersNot SpongeBobWedding officiantLive-action whaleBlackbeardTenderizerPlanktoBotDemento BotSquidBotWee Yellow BotNosferatuSanta Claus

Locations: Krusty KrabKrusty Krab freezerChum BucketSpongeBob's housePatrick's houseSquidward's houseNickelodeon Animation StudioBurbankEncino

Songs: A Day Like ThisKrabby Patty JingleRubber Hose RagWe've Got ScurvyOh, Krusty KrabBeautiful DreamerRejected theme songs

Objects: Regular tikiHover tikiExplosive tikiWater tikiHint tikiStone tikiJellyfish netBubblesBaby jellyfishSandy's iced tea glassMagic Conch shellHeart-shaped acornMopHot dogGolden spatulaSnellie's pet carrierSoda drinking hatWooden clarinetSquidward's paintsBellybutton lint earmuffsMermaid Man's beltAquaphoneMermaid Man & Barnacle Boy's ring boxKrabby PattyOpen 24 Hours signMr. Krabs' first dollarPatrick's alarm clockKarate gearVolcano SaucePicnic basketMr. Krabs' first dimeKrusty Towers BellFriendship ringRecipe for a Krabby PattyWalkie-talkieRolodexSquidward tikiHappiness objectSockAir pump

Shorts: BalloonsJuice ManTrafficThe Outfit

Miscellaneous: DVDVideo gameOnline gamePC gameThe Great Escape bookGood Times!Screen NoveltiesBurger King toysThe Next 100 EpisodesThe Best 200 Episodes EverThe Pilot a Mini-Movie and the Square ShortsThe Complete Sixth SeasonSeason 6 Volume 1Triple Pack 1Big Hits: Volume 1The Super Spongy Square GamesAltronList of MTV bumpersSpongeBob's Greatest Hits

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