"Squidward's song" is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Atlantis SquarePantis." Squidward sings this song when he finds the art room in Atlantis.
Lyrics[]
Squidward:Isn't this great?
Isn't this neat?
I'm a living work of art
From my head to my feet
From the very first drawings on walls in caves
Art has been what the heart and soul craves
So pick up a brush, a pencil, or pen
If you don't like this one paint it again
From now on, please call me Sir Real
I can wait for your impression to congeal
Take it from an undersea Renaissance man
I'd even look great on the side of your van
Anyway you cut it, I am art and art is me
Ask your mama or your dada
To tell you about the uh, schism
Between minimalism and cubism
My personality may be the cynical type
But I finally found something that lives up to the hype
I can say honestly and with great certainty
That Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity
Trivia[]
Just like Super Mario 64, Squidward enters a painting in the fashion of Mario going into a painting to enter a level.
During the song, Squog, SpongeGar, and Patar from the episode "Ugh" can be briefly seen in one of the pictures.
When he sings "Sir Real," it sounds like "surreal," a type of art style.