"Squidward's song " is a song sung by Squidward in the episode "Atlantis SquarePantis ." Squidward sings this song when he finds the art room in Atlantis .
Lyrics Squidward: Isn't this great?
Isn't this neat?
I'm a living work of art
From my head to my feet
From the very first drawings on walls in caves
Art has been what the heart and soul craves
So pick up a brush, a pencil, or pen
If you don't like this one paint it again
From now on, please call me Sir Real
I can wait for your impression to congeal
Take it from an undersea Renaissance man
I'd even look great on the side of your van
Anyway you cut it, I am art and art is me
Ask your mama or your dada
To tell you about the uh, schism
Between minimalism and cubism
My personality may be the cynical type
But I finally found something that lives up to the hype
I can say honestly and with great certainty
That Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity
Trivia The way Squidward jumps into the paintings during his song is a parody of Super Mario 64 During the song, Squog , SpongeGar , and Patar from the episode "Ugh " can be briefly seen in one of the pictures.
When he sings "Sir Real," it sounds like "surreal," a type of art style.
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Albums Original Theme Highlights •
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie •
The Yellow Album •
The Best Day Ever •
The Sponge Who Could Fly •
SpongeBob's Greatest Hits •
It's a SpongeBob Christmas! •
Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water •
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Songs Theme Song •
A Day Like This •
A Mining We Will Go •
Ahhhh •
All You Need is Friends •
The Alphabet Song •
Attitude of Gratitude •
Back in Encino •
Barnacles! •
Beats by Bob •
Beautiful Dreamer •
Bee Line for the Tree Line •
The Best Day Ever •
Bikini Bottom •
Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom •
Bossy Boots •
The Bubble Song •
Campfire Song Song •
Cha-Ching •
The ChefBob Song •
Christmas Eve Jitters •
Christmas Is Mine •
Clarinet Wizard •
Dead Eye •
Doing the Sponge •
Doin' the Krabby Patty •
Dear Friend •
Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) •
Down the Well •
The Dragon is Here •
Electric Zoo •
Everybody Loves the Sponge •
Employee of the Month •
Fishin' for Money •
Frozen Krabby Patty Song •
Fueling the Bus •
The F.U.N. Song •
Gary Come Home •
Give It All You Got •
Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance •
Good-Bye, Atlantis •
Goofy Goober Rock •
Goofy Goober Song •
This Grill is Not a Home •
Happy Birthday, Squidward! •
He's Flying •
He's Our Mermaid Man •
Hey All You People •
Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman •
High Seas Chant •
It's High Time We Went on Tour •
Ho Ho Hoedown •
Hot Fruitcake •
I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You •
I Hate People •
I Wrote This •
Idiot Friends •
If I Could Talk to Money •
I Will Trap Santa •
I Love Krabby Patties •
If Only I Could Join You •
The Jellyfishing Song •
Just a Kid •
Krabby Patty Jingle (song) •
Kung Fu Rock •
The Krusty Krab Pizza •
Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight •
Loop de Loop •
Meatball, Meatball •
Mr. Krabs' Song •
Musical Doodle •
The Mustard Song •
My Leg Is In Love! •
My Tighty Whiteys •
Never Give Up •
The Nitwitting Song •
Now That We're Men •
Ocean Man •
Oh, Krusty Krab •
Oh, My Karen •
Plankton's Song •
Patrick Star •
Pretty Ribbons and Bows •
Prehibernation (song) •
Prince Paul's Bubble Party •
Plankton Jams the Signal •
Ridin' the Hook •
Ripped Pants •
Rubber Hose Rag •
Rap Battle •
The Road Song •
Sandy's Song •
Sailing Over The Dogger Bank •
Santa Has His Eye on Me •
Santa Won't Let You Down •
Snowflakes •
So Long, Bikini Bottom •
SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy •
The SpongeBob History Song •
SpongeBob ScaredyPants •
Squidward's Song •
Squidward's Tiki Land •
Squeeze Me •
Superior •
Surreptitiously Mine •
Surfin' Summer •
Sandy Squirrel •
Squidward's Back •
The Suction Cup Symphony •
Sweet Victory •
Scurvy Ain't For the Likes of Me •
That's the Rodeo •
Thank Gosh It's Monday •
Thumbs Song •
Teamwork •
Together •
They'll Soon Discover •
Truth or Square Theme Songs •
Texas •
That's What Friends Do •
Under My Rock •
Underwater Sun •
The Very First Christmas •
We've Got Scurvy •
When Worlds Collide •
Where's Gary •
We're the Ghouls of the Briny Deep •
Wet, Wet Christmas •
Who Am I? •
Who Wants to Race Me? •
You Will Obey! •
You Better Swim •
You're Old
Short Songs 4-Ply •
Ay •
Cookie, Wookie, Teddy Bear •
It's All About You Girl •
Indoors •
For He's A Jolly Good Rookie •
Squidly's 7 Songs •
Birthday Song for Squidward •
Bikini Bottom National Anthem •
I'm Patrick •
Off to Work •
We're Gonna Be Pirates •
Pearl's Me Daughter •
The Striped Sweater Song •
Best Friends Forever Ring •
Santa's Coming Tonight •
Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth •
Welcome Home, Sandy •
Life on the Prairie •
Eat at The Krusty Krab •
Laundry Song
Other Associated production music
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