|“||You sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!||”|
— Monty P. Moneybags, "Artist Unknown"
A human male is posing nude, except for a seashell covering his private areas. It looks even more realistic than SpongeBob's statue.
Role in episode
The statue is created when Squidward goes on a rampage and breaks multiple objects in the art room altogether, as he is angry that SpongeBob forgets how to make good art and follows Squidward's rules in art, which results in a marble statue being shattered instead of sculpted.
- The statue is identical to Michelangelo's statue of David, except it has a seashell on it (for censorship).