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*'''Squidward:''' Oh boy... |
*'''Squidward:''' Oh boy... |
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*''[karate chop transition to Sandy's Treedome]'' |
*''[karate chop transition to Sandy's Treedome]'' |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' I don't know SpongeBob. ''[grabs Squidward's arm]'' With the rubbery arms and doeyness in this area ''[pokes Squidward's belly], ''we obviously- |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' -Alright already! We've been through this! Are you going to teach me how to get revenge on my attacker or what!? |
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+ | *'''Sandy: '''Woah, oh, oh! Karate ain't for revenge. It's a delicate art that helps you protect yourself! |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Yeah, fine. |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Great! Now repeat after me: HIYAH!!! ''[karate chops]'' |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' HIYAH!!! ''[also karate chops]'' |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Oh...whatever. Hiyah... |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' "I promise not to use karate only for protection and not for revenge." |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' "I promise not to use karate only for protection and not for revenge." Or whatever... |
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+ | *''[karate chop transition to SpongeBob, Sandy, and Squidward near a wooden board]'' |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Ok then! Let's get started with a little choppin'! Like so. HIYAH!!! ''[karate chops the board in half and SpongeBob as well'''']'' |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' Woah! |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' A board? I wasn't attacked by a piece of wood! I was assulted by a deranged lunatic! |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' The only way to protect yourself is if you know the basics. Now give it a chop! |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Sigh...whatever you say Sensi... |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' This is a tough one Squidward. Don't feel bad if you can't do it. |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' I'm sure I can break one little twig! Hiiii-YAH!!! ''[karate chops the board but it doesn't break. the force makes him shake and moves back on the treedome wall and he breaks apart on the ground]''. |
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+ | *''[karate chop transition to Sandy]'' |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Arms up Squidward! Block! BLOCK! ''[Squidward gets hit back acrons thrown by SpongeBob]'' Block! BLOCK! |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Arg! This is stupid! The only thing this manic threw at me were his big, meaty fists! ''[raises his hands up but SpongeBob continues to throw acorns at him. Then he throws a acorn at SpongeBob]'' |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' ''[blocks the acorn with his elbow]'' BLOCK! |
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+ | *'''Sandy:'''''' '''Now that's how you do it! |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Dimwits luck! ''[gets hit by another acorn]'' |
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+ | *''[karate chop transition to the tree of them near a sandbag]'' |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' Come on Squiddy! Give it the ol' roundhouse! |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Alright...''[moves backwards]'' HIYAH!!! ''[kicks the sandbag but gets stuck to it and starts to get smacked over and over and is thrown in front of Sandy]'' This isn't working! ''[walks back toward the sandbag]'' My assultant was twice as tall! And shoulders were twenty times as broad! The burrows of his brow with the size as biceps! |
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+ | *'''Sandy: '''Hmm...we're gotta make this more personal for you Squidward. So is to help you bring out your inner dragon! SpongeBob! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[jumps in wearing a ski mask]'' Hey! Grocery boy! It is me! A big, scary miscreant! Now hand over that sack of groceries before things get ugly! |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Groceries? You'll have to pull my groceries from my cold, wet tentacles bucko! Take this! Hiyah! ''[tries to karate chop SpongeBob but his arm gets stuck to his helment]'' Huh? Think that's going to stop me!? You're not getting me without a fight! HIYAH! ''[tries to kick SpongeBob but his feet retract and get stuck to his helment as well. He starts moving around on the ground getting more and more tangled]'' Got you...right where...I want you! ''[moves around again becoming fully tangled]'' Vengence...is...mine! |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Vengence? Squidward Tentacles, I told ya at the beginning that karate ain't for revenge! Sorry Squidward. As of now, I ain't your sensi no more! ''[walks off]'' |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Sandy! Wait! ''[tries to move]'' I need you to teach...Sigh...this is pointless. I'll never be able to protect myself. I may as well start handing my groceries to criminals. Here! Please Mr. Criminal! Take my unprocessed kelp feed! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' Sandy! Wait! Please! Help him! He just want to keep his organic, blue algie safe. |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' He's going to use my teachings for revenge SpongeBob. |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Please Sandy! I'll do anything! |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Oh really? Well Squidward, a wise sensi once told me: ''[takes out a mop]'' "One must first know the movements of everyday, to master ka-rah-tay! |
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+ | *''[karate chop transition to a short montage with Squidward first mopping in Sandy's house. He then tries to turn on a vaccum but doesn't turn on. He kicks it and it finally turns on and starts to clean up making the place spotless]'' |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Phew! All finished! |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Wow! It looks great! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob: '''''[to Squidward] ''Psst! You missed a spot! |
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+ | *''[Squidward growls and a karate transition to him with water hoses tied to him spraying the grass]'' |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Alright! I reckon that yard is good and watered! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' Psst! You missed a spot! |
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+ | *''[Squidward mumbles angrily as a karate chop transition to him shoveling the ground]'' |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' Phew! ''[grabs the bucket of acorns and pours them into the hole he dug up]'' |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' Atta boy Squiddy! ''[On a beach chair next to SpongeBob]'' Be sure to twist that torso! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' Hey Sandy? ''[streatches]'' I don't remember this being a part of my training. |
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+ | *'''Sandy:''' It wasn't! But today is chore day! So I'd figured why not fry two fish in one skillet! ''[she and SpongeBob laugh]'' |
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+ | *'''Squidward:''' That's it! I am outta here! This is a no good waste of my time! ''[rams his foot onto a bucket of acorns and they start to fly toward him. He blocks them all away]'' Hey! I'm doing it! |
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Revision as of 19:40, 11 January 2013
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Squid Defense" from season 9, which aired on January 1, 2013.
- [episode starts with Squidward walking out of the bathroom holding a newspaper]
- SpongeBob: Hi...yah! [karate chops Squidward in the torso] Squidward! Sorry, buddy, didn't see you. Are you okay?
- Squidward: [holding leg in pain; moans] What kind of unforeseen yet completely predictable stupidity have you ruined my day with this time?
- SpongeBob: Oh. I'm just practicing my [chops with hand] karate chops. I'm going to have [takes off karate glove] an intense karate session with Sandy later. Sandy says you never know what creepy creeper could be creeping creepingly around any creepy corner.
- Squidward: Paranoid much?
- SpongeBob: [spooked] Hiyah! [chops Squidward in the torso again] Sorry Squidward! I thought you were one of those creepy creepers. You know Squidward, you really should know how to protect yourself. Maybe you like to join us.
- Squidward: Well...no. I have more important things to do.
- SpongeBob: Okey dokey Squidward! Stop on by later if you change your mind about the karate.
- Squidward: [pushes SpongeBob] I won't. [walks out of the Krusty Krab and scene changes to him walking in town with groceries. He then walks down a dark alley then turns around notcing something] Uh...hello? Is somebody there? [spots a large figure in the distance] Um...hello? It's consired rude not to answer! [the figure walks closer to him. He starts to act nervous] Hah...whatta got? Cotton in your earholes? [laughs nervously as the figure gets even more closer to him] I gotta get outta here! [starts to run away then walks face-first into a low ladder then falls on the ground and drops the groceries. Notices the figure stare at him then he gets up and runs to SpongeBob's house] SPONGEBOB!!! [starts banging on his door as the scene changes over to SpongeBob and Gary]
- SpongeBob: [watching television with Gary and they both are laughing] Oh wait, I don't get it.
- Squidward: SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Open up! [the door opens and he falls on his face]
- SpongeBob: Squidward?
- Squidward: Hurry SpongeBob! [pushes SpongeBob inside and closes the door]
- SpongeBob: Squidward? What's wrong?
- Squidward: You were rrrright!
- SpongeBob: I was? About what?
- Squidward: About the danger that lurks around every corner! [Screams as a shadow roars at him]
- SpongeBob: Um, Squidward? [Gary is shown] It's just Gary.
- Gary: [looking at the television] Meow meow meow meow meow!
- SpongeBob: Hey I should've named you "Scary" eh buddy?
- Gary: Meow merow merow merow! [crawls away]
- Squidward: SpongeBob, this is serious! I was just viciously attacked!
- SpongeBob: Gasp! No!
- Squidward: You gotta teach me SpongeBob! Teach me the way! The way of tarate.
- SpongeBob: Eh, don't you mean "karate?"
- Squidward: Um...sure. Whatever.
- [bubble transition to Squidward and SpongeBob who is in his karate gear]
- SpongeBob: [walking around Squidward] Hmm...hmm! Hmm...yes! You show potential young student! [grabs Squidward's arm] But with an rubbery arm and the doginess in this area [pokes Squidward's belly], you obiviously have our work cut out for us.
- Squidward: Can't we just get on with this SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: See see ba ba!
- Squidward: Sigh...I mean can't get just get on with this "O' Great Sensi?"
- SpongeBob: Play close attention and you will recieve the totailty of my karate mastery! Handed down from Sensi Cheeks herself. Now watch! Watch and learn. [walks over to a piece of wood and karate chops it the force breaks him in half]
- Squidward: Uh huh. What else you got?
- SpongeBob: That's it.
- Squidward: That's it!? THAT'S the "totality" of your karate mastery?
- SpongeBob Half 1: Well, Squidward. I've only been studing a couple of years. But if total karate knowledge is what you seek...
- SpongeBob Half 2: ...then you should visit Sensi Cheeks!
- SpongeBob Half 1: Hey! I was just going to say that!
- SpongeBob Half 2: I know! [They both laugh]
- Squidward: Oh boy...
- [karate chop transition to Sandy's Treedome]
- Sandy: I don't know SpongeBob. [grabs Squidward's arm] With the rubbery arms and doeyness in this area [pokes Squidward's belly], we obviously-
- Squidward: -Alright already! We've been through this! Are you going to teach me how to get revenge on my attacker or what!?
- Sandy: Woah, oh, oh! Karate ain't for revenge. It's a delicate art that helps you protect yourself!
- Squidward: Yeah, fine.
- Sandy: Great! Now repeat after me: HIYAH!!! [karate chops]
- SpongeBob: HIYAH!!! [also karate chops]
- Squidward: Oh...whatever. Hiyah...
- Sandy: "I promise not to use karate only for protection and not for revenge."
- Squidward: "I promise not to use karate only for protection and not for revenge." Or whatever...
- [karate chop transition to SpongeBob, Sandy, and Squidward near a wooden board]
- Sandy: Ok then! Let's get started with a little choppin'! Like so. HIYAH!!! [karate chops the board in half and SpongeBob as well']
- SpongeBob: Woah!
- Squidward: A board? I wasn't attacked by a piece of wood! I was assulted by a deranged lunatic!
- Sandy: The only way to protect yourself is if you know the basics. Now give it a chop!
- Squidward: Sigh...whatever you say Sensi...
- SpongeBob: This is a tough one Squidward. Don't feel bad if you can't do it.
- Squidward: I'm sure I can break one little twig! Hiiii-YAH!!! [karate chops the board but it doesn't break. the force makes him shake and moves back on the treedome wall and he breaks apart on the ground].
- [karate chop transition to Sandy]
- Sandy: Arms up Squidward! Block! BLOCK! [Squidward gets hit back acrons thrown by SpongeBob] Block! BLOCK!
- Squidward: Arg! This is stupid! The only thing this manic threw at me were his big, meaty fists! [raises his hands up but SpongeBob continues to throw acorns at him. Then he throws a acorn at SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: [blocks the acorn with his elbow] BLOCK!
- 'Sandy:' Now that's how you do it!
- Squidward: Dimwits luck! [gets hit by another acorn]
- [karate chop transition to the tree of them near a sandbag]
- SpongeBob: Come on Squiddy! Give it the ol' roundhouse!
- Squidward: Alright...[moves backwards] HIYAH!!! [kicks the sandbag but gets stuck to it and starts to get smacked over and over and is thrown in front of Sandy] This isn't working! [walks back toward the sandbag] My assultant was twice as tall! And shoulders were twenty times as broad! The burrows of his brow with the size as biceps!
- Sandy: Hmm...we're gotta make this more personal for you Squidward. So is to help you bring out your inner dragon! SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: [jumps in wearing a ski mask] Hey! Grocery boy! It is me! A big, scary miscreant! Now hand over that sack of groceries before things get ugly!
- Squidward: Groceries? You'll have to pull my groceries from my cold, wet tentacles bucko! Take this! Hiyah! [tries to karate chop SpongeBob but his arm gets stuck to his helment] Huh? Think that's going to stop me!? You're not getting me without a fight! HIYAH! [tries to kick SpongeBob but his feet retract and get stuck to his helment as well. He starts moving around on the ground getting more and more tangled] Got you...right where...I want you! [moves around again becoming fully tangled] Vengence...is...mine!
- Sandy: Vengence? Squidward Tentacles, I told ya at the beginning that karate ain't for revenge! Sorry Squidward. As of now, I ain't your sensi no more! [walks off]
- Squidward: Sandy! Wait! [tries to move] I need you to teach...Sigh...this is pointless. I'll never be able to protect myself. I may as well start handing my groceries to criminals. Here! Please Mr. Criminal! Take my unprocessed kelp feed!
- SpongeBob: Sandy! Wait! Please! Help him! He just want to keep his organic, blue algie safe.
- Sandy: He's going to use my teachings for revenge SpongeBob.
- Squidward: Please Sandy! I'll do anything!
- Sandy: Oh really? Well Squidward, a wise sensi once told me: [takes out a mop] "One must first know the movements of everyday, to master ka-rah-tay!
- [karate chop transition to a short montage with Squidward first mopping in Sandy's house. He then tries to turn on a vaccum but doesn't turn on. He kicks it and it finally turns on and starts to clean up making the place spotless]
- Squidward: Phew! All finished!
- Sandy: Wow! It looks great!
- SpongeBob: [to Squidward] Psst! You missed a spot!
- [Squidward growls and a karate transition to him with water hoses tied to him spraying the grass]
- Sandy: Alright! I reckon that yard is good and watered!
- SpongeBob: Psst! You missed a spot!
- [Squidward mumbles angrily as a karate chop transition to him shoveling the ground]
- Squidward: Phew! [grabs the bucket of acorns and pours them into the hole he dug up]
- Sandy: Atta boy Squiddy! [On a beach chair next to SpongeBob] Be sure to twist that torso!
- SpongeBob: Hey Sandy? [streatches] I don't remember this being a part of my training.
- Sandy: It wasn't! But today is chore day! So I'd figured why not fry two fish in one skillet! [she and SpongeBob laugh]
- Squidward: That's it! I am outta here! This is a no good waste of my time! [rams his foot onto a bucket of acorns and they start to fly toward him. He blocks them all away] Hey! I'm doing it!