This article is a transcript of the Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years episode "Squatch Swap" from season 1, which aired on July 22, 2021.
- [The episode begins with a shot of the forest. Stomping is heard, and a giant shadow figure appears. It is revealed to just be SpongeBob and Patrick stomping with Seasquatch costumes, singing as well, with Sandy following along.]
- SpongeBob: Whoa! [trips on a rock and falls into mud face-first]
- Patrick: SpongeBob, you're not stomping right. It needs to be more [stepping] whump flop! Whump flop! Whump flop! [steps on SpongeBob's foot]
- SpongeBob: Ow! [pulls foot, making Patrick fall into the mud] [stepping] Oh, now I get it!
- Sandy: Tell me again why you buckle heads are wearing [pointing] big fake feet.
- SpongeBob: We're [wiggling Seasquatch foot] trying to attract a Seasquatch. We're members of [holds out comic book that says "Squatch Watch"] Squatch Watch, [he and Patrick point to their Squatch-Watch Fan Club badges] the official fan club of Seasquatches.
- Patrick: [holding up different sizes of nail clippings on a wooden box] I collect their nail clippings. [pointing, close-up of grotesque nail clipping] I think this one's from a pinky toe.
- Sandy: [laughing, banging fists on ground] Don't y'all know that Seasquatches are imaginary?
- Patrick: Well, just because they're imaginary doesn't mean they aren't real.
- SpongeBob: Seasquatches do exist, Sandy. I can feel it in my holes. [holes echoing] Holes, holes, holes.
- Patrick: Yeah, and we're gonna get poop!
- SpongeBob: That's proof, Patrick. [holding up camera] Hmm... [takes photo, then stumbles backwards]
- [The camera gives out a picture, which is just a close-up of SpongeBob's face with a red pupil.]
- Sandy: Well, it's a [nudging Patrick] good thing I tagged along to keep an eye on you two.
- SpongeBob: [getting up] Oh, my gosh! [points] Seasquatch! [takes photo] Aw, shrimp. [tosses photo to Patrick]
- Patrick: [looking at the photo, which is just a rock] Oh, that's a rock.
- SpongeBob: [gasps, taking photo] Seasquatch!
- Patrick: Ooh, ooh.
- SpongeBob: [looking at photo, which is just a tree] Aw. Oh, barnacles.
- Patrick: [looking up] Oh, I'll find one. [looking around] Hmm, huh, hmm... [gasps] Seasquatch! [tackling SpongeBob, taking photo]
- SpongeBob: [looks at photo, which is only Bubble Bass eating a sandwich]
- Bubble Bass: Do you mind? [closing kelp behind him] Hmph!
- Patrick: Aw, tartar sauce!
- Sandy: [chuckles] Do y'all even know what a Seasquatch is supposed to look like?
- SpongeBob: Of course! [raises hand] They're tall, [sticks out foot] have big feet, [holding help hat] and are covered in hairy kelp.
- Patrick: [pointing to a shadowy figure that resembles a Seasquatch] Just like that guy over there.
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [yelling] Oh! Seasquatch! [run towwards where the Seasquatch was, then look around]
- SpongeBob: Aw, it's gone! [gasps, points to footprints] Look!
- Patrick: [licks footprint] Tastes like feet.
- Sandy: Come on, fellas, [pointing] let's folow it! [runs along with SpongeBob]
- Patrick: Ooh! [laughs, running opposite direction] Whoa! [runs in correct direction]
- [SpongeBob and Sandy are in a different area, following the footsteps.]
- SpongeBob: [jumping, pointing] It's getting away!
- Sandy: Don't you fred, SpongeBob. I'm an expert critter catcher! [uses SpongeBob as a net and catches something, straining] Hoo-ee! Feels like a big one!
- SpongeBob: [gets pulled back] Whoa!
- [Patrick runs to them, as they all see what they caught.]
- Seasquatch: [uses hands to pull back its hair, revealing its face]
- Sandy: Well, [slaps hand] shut my mouth and call me a cuttlefish! [Seasquatch sniffs her] I was plumb mistaken. Seasquatches do exist! But, uh, ain't he a little puny?
- SpongeBob: [Seasquatch squeezes his Seasquatch nose]I'm SpongeBob. What's your name?
- Seasquatch: [grunts, roars, laughs]
- SpongeBob: [Seasquatch stomps on his foot] Ow! [grabs foot] Ow! I think I'll call him Stompy.
- Stompy: [laughs and nods]
- SpongeBob: [getting sniffed by Stompy] Hmm? [gets bitten on the head]
- Sandy: Stompy, it's rude to just start chewing on folk!
- Patrick: Yeah, you're supposed to ask nicely. [clears throat, to SpongeBob] May I?
- SpongeBob: But of course, Mr. Star.
- Patrick: [sprinkles salt on SpongeBob, bites him, then eats him whole]
- Sandy: [sighs, facepalming]
- [Stompy approaches Patrick and points to SpongeBob's feet in his mouth. Patrick spits out SpongeBob, and Stompy puts out his foot. Patrick clips his toenail, and puts it in his collection.]
- Patrick: Thanks! [Stompy hugs him]
- [Bubble transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Stompy sitting on the ground, all playing Patty-cake.]
- Patrick: [playing with Stompy] Footy-cake, footy-cake, stinky toe jam! Clap your feet together till they look like [Stompy hits him back with his feet] ham!
- SpongeBob: [gets knocked back by Stompy's feet] Whoa! [hangs from a vine while Patrick hangs from a coral tree]
- Patrick: Huh? [laughs with SpongeBob]
- [Bubble transition to the four of them running on vines. Patrick gets hit by a coral tree branch and is sent backward into the other three, tangling them all. Then, they all fall down into the mud below. Patrick and Stompy emerge from the mud, and they point and laugh at each other. SpongeBob and Sandy laugh as well, but then Stompy's mother and father appear.]
- Papa-Squatch: [roars]
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy: [scream]
- SpongeBob: I thought Seasquatches were tiny.
- Sandy: Stompy must be a little kid-squatch, and those must be Mama and Papa-Squatch!
- SpongeBob and Sandy: [scream and run away, leaving Patrick behind, then hide behind some tall grass]
- Sandy: [pulling away Stompy by mistake instead of Patrick] Come on, Patrick! It's time to skedaddle!
- Patrick: Hey, that's not me! [gets grabbed by Papa-Squatch] Help me.
- Papa-Squatch: [grunts, sniffs Patrick, and gags]
- Mama-Squatch: [sniffs Patrick, gags, then rubs him on her armpit]
- Papa-Squatch and Mama-Squatch: [both sniff Patrick and sigh, then start carrying Patrick]
- Patrick: Huh, I guess this is my life now.
- [Bubble transition back to Kamp Koral, where SpongeBob, Sandy, and Stompy arrive. SpongeBob and Sandy are exhausted.]
- Sandy: [wiping sweat] Phew! That was close.
- SpongeBob: But at least we proved that Seasquatches are real.
- Sandy: Now let's see that pretty picture.
- SpongeBob: Huh? Oh, yeah! [tries to get the photo, but mud comes out instead] Oops. Oh, Patrick, we'll probably never see a Seasquatch again. [sobbing, hugs Stompy as he bites him]
- [Bubble transition to Mama-Squatch placing Patrick in a rock form of a baby seat. Mama-Squatch gives him a bowl of worms. She spoon-feeds Patrick some worms, and he eats one of them.]
- Patrick: [disgusted] Ew! Oh! [puts salt on the worms] Eh? [eats and slurps the worms, belches] Oh! Now that's a good wormacelli! [the Seasquatch parents chuckle, smiling]
- [Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Sandy taking Stompy to the camp shower.]
- Sandy: [pulling Stompy by his hand] Come on, Patrick. Let's wash all this mud and muck off of you.
- SpongeBob: But first we should take off these fake Seasquatch feet. [pulls off his Seasquatch feet, then tries to pull of Stompy's, who becomes scared] Boy, these are on tight. [continues pulling, but lets go as Stompy runs off behind a rock] Huh? [walks up to Stompy with Sandy] Patrick is never gonna get his bathing badge.
- [Bubble transition to Papa-Squatch carrying Patrick, then sets him down as he picks up a tree to scratch his back. Patrick then pulls a coral branch from the ground, which releases a bunch of urchins that start biting him, making him itch. Mama-Squatch picks him up, and she and Papa-Squatch start picking the urchins and eating them.]
- Patrick: [laughs]
- [Bubble transition to the Krusty Kanteen, where Stompy, SpongeBob, and Sandy are all in the line.]
- Plankton: Here you go. [puts slop on Elwood's tray] Here you go. [puts slop on Stompy's tray] Uh-huh... kid?
- Stompy: [looks at food confusingly, sniffs it, and is disgusted] [sees Plankton and sniffs him]
- Plankton: [with spoon] Hey, get lost! [Stompy uses his tongue to grab and eat Plankton, who yells]
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Patrick! You spit him out this instant!
- Sandy: You know you're not supposed to eat dirty things.
- Stompy: [spits out Plankton, putting him on the table]
- Plankton: [growls] How many times do I have to tell you kids I'm not on the menu?
- [Bubble transition to Patrick, who is being held by Papa-Squatch. He lifts Patrick up a few times, making him giggle, then lifts him up high into the air, above the surface. Papa-Squatch catches him.]
- Papa-Squatch: [pointing to Mama-Squatch] Ooh!
- Mama-Squatch: [running ahead, clapping hands]
- [Papa-Squatch throws Patrick, who flies past Mama-Squatch, who fails to catch him. Patrick lands in a waterfall, and Papa-Squatch catches a clump of mud and kelp, which he mistakes for Stompy. The real Patrick emerges from the lake.]
- Patrick: [laughing] Good throw, dad!
- [Mama and Papa-Squatch look at each other, confused. Then, Papa-Squatch picks up Patrick by the neck and pulls out a picture of Stompy.]
- Patrick: Handsome, ain't I? [gets dropped by Papa-Squatch]
- [Mama-Squatch looks at the photo, then the both of them growl at Patrick.]
- Patrick: Uh, I just remembered, I left the campfire on. [runs away, leaving fake Seasquatch feet behind]
- [Mama and Papa-Squatch growl and chase after Patrick, who enters camp. Squidward is humming as he opens the outhouse door and shuts it. Patrick comes in with him, yelling.]
- Squidward: [in outhouse] Oh, no you don't. [kicks Patrick out of outhouse, head emerges] First come, first relieved. [shuts door]
- [Patrick continues running away. Mama and Papa-Squatch approach the outhouse, and Papa-Squatch shakes it.]
- Squidward: Knock it off, Patrick! [waves tentacle] I'll be out in a minute! [Mama and Papa-Squatch continue running]
- [Cut to SpongeBob and Sandy on seahorses.]
- Sandy: Whoa! Holy hot wings! [sees that several campers are screaming and running, a cabin is on fire, and Mama and Papa-Squatch are terrorizing the camp] You leave the camp for a seahorse ride and look what happens.
- [Mama and Papa-Squatch lift up the cabins, and more screams are heard.]
- SpongeBob: We gotta stop these Seasquatches or they'll wreck the whole camp!
- Stompy: [appears, burps out a saddle] Huh? Mama! Papa! [runs to his parents]
- [Papa-Squatch is holding Elwood by his head, and drops him as both parents hear Patrick.]
- Patrick: [pulling on outhouse door handle] Let me in, let me in!
- Squidward: Go away! I'm not done yet!
- Patrick: [shrieks like a girl as he hears the Seasquatches, runs away as they start chasing him again]
- Stompy: [runs left, then runs right]
- [Patrick screams as Stompy's parents chase him, of which Stompy is chasing. Patrick climbs up the tower's ladder, and Papa-Squatch shakes the tower. Patrick tries to stay on.]
- Patrick: Come on, Dad! Remember the good times?
- SpongeBob, Sandy, and Stompy: [approaching scene] Huh?
- SpongeBob: [pointing] Hey, that kid looks just like you, Patrick.
- Sandy: [pointing] That is Patrick!
- SpongeBob: Huh?
- Sandy: Which means [gestures to Stompy, who grins] you must be Stompy!
- Stompy: [nods, runs to his parents]
- SpongeBob and Sandy: Yeah!
- [Papa-Squatch continues shaking the tower, and Mama-Squatch notices Stompy as she picks him up. Papa-Squatch notices, and they all hug. The tower finally collapses, taking Patrick with it. Patrick, now dizzy, approaches the Seasquatches, as well as SpongeBob and Sandy.]
- Patrick: [waving at Stompy] Hi. [Stompy waves back, and Mama-Squatch hugs Patrick. Papa-Squatch rubs his head and laughs]
- [Stompy's parents take Stompy's hands and walk back home. Papa-Squatch picks up the outhouse, leaving behind a water pipe.]
- Squidward: [still in outhouse] Patrick! Occupied! Occupied!
- Sandy: [Patrick bumps by her as he runs] Whoa!
- Patrick: [running after Seasquatches] Mama! Papa! Can I still come over for worms? [camera irises out on him as episode ends]