This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Pest of the West short "Spurskate," which aired on April 15, 2008.

  • Announcer: Are you tired of the same old recreational activities?
  • Fish #1: [gets hit by a horseshoe] Yes!
  • Announcer: Then you need to know about Spurskate, the newest Bikini Gulch craze. [SpongeBuck is shown skating with spurs on his skates]
  • SpongeBuck: Isn't this fun?
  • Pecos: Yeah, and anyone can do it, even me.
  • Announcer: The Spurskate is great for anyone! You can freestyle Spurskate! [Hopalong is shown sawing through the floor] Or go extreme Spurskate!
  • [SpongeBuck jumps over four seahorses with flaming cactuses and breaks his legs]
  • Announcer: Hehe, it's up to you, so stop that walking. [Fish #2 gets run over by SpongeBuck] 'Cause the world is passing you by on Spurskates.
  • Fish #2: Wow, what are those?
  • Announcer: They're Spurskates, so join the rest and be your Spurskate best.
  • Crowd: With Spurskates!
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