- Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, if you were a god like Neptune here [Neptune's fins hits Patrick] what would you do?
- SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked that question. [becomes big] ♪I would give free Krabby Patties, to the whoole darn town.♪ [patties come out of eyes]
- Mr. Krabs: Not FREE!
- SpongeBob: ♪And if I saw a frown, "Aha!" I'd turn it upside down!♪ [Squidward's frown into smile, smile burns, Squidward muffles] ♪And as for toxic waste, I don't care for the taste.♪ [face turns green and peels]
- SpongeBob: [telling beside Patrick's head] ♪So listen to my skeem. I'd change it into ice creeeam!♪ [toxic waste becomes ice cream, singing stops]
- SpongeBob: And that's what I would do. What would you do, Patrick?
- Patrick: Ditto.
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