"SpongeGod" is a SpongeBob SquarePants The Clash of Triton short. In this short, Patrick asks what SpongeBob would do if he were a god.



Under the table where King Neptune, Queen Amphitrite, and the monsters at the party are eating, Patrick asks SpongeBob what he would do if he were a god. SpongeBob then comes out from the table, looking like a god and starts singing.

When the song ends, SpongeBob asks Patrick what he would do if he were a god. Patrick replies "Ditto," meaning he would do the same as SpongeBob would.


 ) Associated production music
 ) Original music
 ) SpongeBob music
  Unknown Track 37 - Nicolas Carr [Fanfare]

  Another Krusty Krab Day - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Patrick asks what SpongeBob would do if he were a god]
  Unknown Track 54 - Nicolas Carr ["Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked that question."]
  ? - Eban Schletter, Kenny Pittenger [SpongeBob's song]
  Another Krusty Krab Day - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["And that's what I would do."]


SpongeBob: I would give free Krabby Patties to the whole darn town!

(Mr. Krabs: Not free!)

SpongeBob: And if I saw a frown, aha! I'd turn it upside down!

SpongeBob: [Turns Squidward's frown upside down his mouth then disappears]

Squidward: [muffling] Not again.

SpongeBob: And as for toxic waste, I don't care for the taste.

SpongeBob: So listen to my scheme, I'd change it into ice cream!




  • The storyboard director of this short is Kenny Pittenger, who also wrote the song lyrics.[1]
  • The Krusty Krab is shown to serve chicken and hot dogs.
  • SpongeGod had appeared in The Clash of Triton, an online game where SpongeBob turns into a god and fights evil foes.
  • The concept of this short with SpongeBob having God powers would later be adapted into an episode called "Trident Trouble."
  • This short premiered on Tom Kenny's 48th birthday.



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