SpongeBob Tees Off
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is a SpongeBob Tees Off book written by Ilanit Oliver and illustrated by Stephen Reed. It was published by SpongeBob SquarePants Simon Spotlight/ Nickelodeon on January 24, 2012 and has 24 pages.
Krusty Krab, SpongeBob tells Squidward to look in the kitchen window as he is about to make a Krabby Patty bounce off the refrigerator, fly through the hoop, and land right on the grill. Squidward says he doesn't care about this. SpongeBob flips the patty and it bounces off of the refrigerator and lands in the middle of the grill. Squidward then goes back to watching television.
Just then, Squidward's program is interrupted by the famous news reporter
Perch Perkins. He reports that Bikini Bottom is going to host its first ever charity golf tournament with world-famous golfer, Annika Swordfish. Continuing the report, on Saturday, one lucky citizen who entered the contest shall get to play against her in a friendly game. All proceeds go to fixing up the Bikini Bottom Library. SpongeBob is excited by this and enters himself in the contest to play against Annika Swordfish.
On Thursday night, all of Bikini Bottom is at the Krusty Krab. The mayor stepped up to the giant glass bowl full of names and pulls out one. It is revealed that SpongeBob SquarePants is the winner of the contest. SpongeBob is so happy that he jumps and accidentally flings his
spatula. The patty he had been flipping sails across the room, right into the bowl of leftover names.
The day before the tournament, SpongeBob goes to practice. He wanted to make sure his hips were squared off and his grip was perfect.
Patrick cheers him on and SpongeBob swings his club. The ball goes rolling across the bridge, over the fence, and straight into the eighth hole. SpongeBob says to Patrick that he wants to raise enough money to repair the library.
On Saturday morning SpongeBob wakes up early, gets dressed in his best golf outfit, and rushes over to
Patrick's house. Patrick is all ready and he's SpongeBob's caddy who carries his clubs for him. SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the golf game. At the Bikini Bottom Shell Club, the grounds of the golf course are newly groomed and excitement is in the air. Townspeople, fans, TV crews, and photographers have gathered to see Annika Swordfish. Everyone wants to get a picture or an interview. There were even some stars, like Grubby Grouper, Jessica Albacore, and Justin Beardfish, who had come to watch the golf tournament. The Mayor announces it's the first Bikini Bottom classic and all proceeds from the event will go to the Bikini Bottom Library. SpongeBob and Annika shake hands and then walk off together towards the tee box. SpongeBob says he is a big fan and Ms. Swordfish looks forward to playing with him.
As they walk, SpongeBob realizes he can't see an obstacle for what seemed like miles. SpongeBob whispers to Patrick about this and he replies that big golf doesn't have obstacles. SpongeBob is shocked by this fact and also notices that Annika's Cabby is carrying a lot of different clubs. SpongeBob is confused by this and Patrick explains to him that unlike miniature golf, big golf requires a few clubs. There are woods, wedges, irons, and putters. SpongeBob says that he can't find the holes for miles. Finally, it was time to tee off.
Annika goed first. She asks her caddy for a driver and then took her swing. Her ball goes flying at least two-hundred yards across the fairway. SpongeBob is so shocked that his jaw drops to the ground and his eyes nearly pop out of his head. Then it is SpongeBob's turn. He lifts his club and swings. The ball rolls gently and stops a few feet away from the tee. The crowd gasps.
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1, 2, 3 Under the Sea • A Christmas Coral • A Very Krabby Christmas • Ain't Life a Beach • An Underwater Welcome! • A Very Krusty Christmas • Adventures in Bikini Bottom • And the Winner Is... • Around Town • Another Day, Another Sand Dollar • Are We There Yet? • Atlantis SquarePantis • A Splash of Color! • Attack of the Zombies! • Behold, No Cavities! • Batter Up, SpongeBob! • Bikini Bottom Bounty • Bunny Business • Belly Laughs From Bikini Bottom • Bubbly Beats • Book of Silly Stuff • Boat Trouble • Bring on the Rock! • Bikini Bottom Adventures • Boating School • Bikini Bottom Confidential • Bikini Bottom Buddies • Best in Show • Best Bikini Bottom Stories Ever! • Bikini Bottom Riddles • Blizzard Bluster!: SpongeBob's Book of Frosty Funnies • Blast Off, Splash Down! • Beyond Bikini Bottom! • Bottoms Up! Jokes from Bikini Bottom • Bubble Blowers, Beware! • Bubble Busters • Bubble Trouble • Boo Goes There? • Buried Treasure!: Tales from Bikini Bottom • Bad Luck Day • Brush with Greatness • Camp SpongeBob • Comic Number 9 • Comic Number 6 • Comic Number 5 • Comic Number 3 • Comic Number 2 • Comic Number 1 • Catch a Wave! • Celebrate the Sponge! 10th Birthday Edition • Clean Sweep • Chuckle and Cringe: SpongeBob's Book of Embarrassing Stories • Class Confusion • Classroom Crack-ups! • Christmas with Krabby Klaws • I Like Crabgrass • Crash Course! • Champions of the Sea! • Count on Me • Clowning Around • Confessions of a Sponge • Crime and Funishment • Dancing With The Star • Deep-Sea Tales • Don't Pencil Me In! • Don't Rock the Boat • Demolition Derby • Drive Thru • Dear SpongeBob • DoodleBob • Election Connection: The Official Nick Guide to Electing the President • Extreme Team! • Factory Fresh! • Fix the Rip • Fearless • Find It! • Five Playtime Tales • Fish Happens! • Four Absorbing Stories • Five Undersea Stories • Feel the Love • For the Love of Bubbles • Food Fight! • Friends Forever • Full Speed Ahead! • Fool's Gold • For Singing Out Loud! SpongeBob's Book of Showstopping Jokes • Fry Cook Freak-Out! • Friends Forever? • Go, Graduate!: All the Best from Bikini Bottom • Gone Jellyfishin' • Gone Nutty! • Goofball Rally! • Good Knight SpongeBob • Greetings from Bikini Bottom • Good Enough to Eat! • Good Ideas... and Other Disasters • Get the Pest • Good Times! • Guitar Songs: Songs for a Duck at Sea • Get a Job SpongeBob • Get Hooked! • Get a Clue!: A Nickelodeon Booktivity Pack • Grand Prize Winner! • Go, Team SpongeBob! • Hands Off! • Happy Birthday, SpongeBob! • Happy Birthday, Squidward! • Haunted Houseboat • Hello, SpongeBob! • Hello, Patrick! • How To Draw SpongeBob SquarePants, 5 Splashy Styles • Hold Your Sea Horses! • How to Draw SpongeBob SquarePants: The Bikini Bottom Collection • Hit the Road: A Nickelodeon Travel Deck • How to Draw SpongeBob SquarePants Drawing Book and Kit • Hugs and Fishes • Hall Monitor • How To Animate: SpongeBob SquarePants Flip book • Hide and Sneak • Hooked on Pirates • Hooray for Dads! • I Ripped My Pants! • I Rule My World! • I'm Ready! • I Saw It All • Hoedown Showdown • I Feel Good! • It's Time • Ice Cream Dreams • Ice Cream Time • It's a SpongeBob Christmas! • In a Fix • Jellyfish Jam • Jumbo Coloring Party • Just Say Please • Jingle Smells • Jokes from the Krusty Krab • Jumbo Jokes • Jellyfishing • Krabby Patty Caper • Keep It Neat • Kado Natal • Krusty Krab Adventures • King of Karate! • Life's a Beach and Other SpongeBob-isms • Learn to Draw the Best of Nickelodeon • Let's Get Happy! • Laugh 'n' Ride • Lunch Rush • Lost in Time: A Medieval Adventure • Learn To Read With SpongeBob And Friends • Lights, Camera, Action! • Let's Paint! • Legends of Bikini Bottom • Mistaken Identity • Makhluk Laut yang Bodoh • My Trip to Atlantis - by SpongeBob SquarePants • My Name is CheeseHead • Man Sponge Saves the Day • Mussel Beach • Mother Knows Best • My Adventures with SpongeBob SquarePants • My Pet Sea Monster • Moms Are the Best! • Merry Christmas, SpongeBob • Make it Better • Meow...Like a Snail?! • My Adventures with SpongeBob SquarePants • Mermaid to Measure • Maritime Music Player • Moms Are the Best! • My Happy Book: SpongeBob's 10 Happiest Moments • Nickelodeon Story Time Collection • Nick Ultimate Sticker Collection • Nick Ready-to-Read Boxed Set • Nickelodeon Super Coloring Adventures • Naughty Nautical Neighbors • Nautical Nonsense: A SpongeBob Joke Book • Not Just Cartoons: Nicktoons! • Nickelodeon Jumbo Coloring Adventures • Nickelodeon Little Golden Book Favorites • New Student Starfish • Main Model Pack • Nickelodeon Christmas Tales • Once Upon a SpongeBob • Patrick's Backpack Book • Patrick the Super Star • Patrick Can Help • Plank-ton's Big Plan! • Pirates of Bikini Bottom • Patrick Star! • Pirate Puzzles! • Private Eyes • Plankton Needs It! • Plank-ton to the Rescue! • Party Time • Pest of the West • Plankton's Christmas Surprise! • Ripped Pants • Rocket Wreck • Rock Stars! • Road Trip in 3-D! • Race the Waves • Ride the Tide • Ready, Set, Go! • Ready for Laughs • Rub A Dub Dub • Salty Sea Stories • Super Sponge-tastic! • Seafaring Friends • Serving Up Smiles, a Joke Book • SquaredyPants! • SpongeBob SportyPants! • SpongeBob Football Star! • SpongeBob SantaPants • Sponge Art Kit • SpongeBob SquarePants Flip Book • Sponge at Heart: How to Live a Bikini Bottom Life • SpongeBob WetPants • SpongeBob DetectivePants in Double Trouble • SpongeBob Royale • SpongeBob DetectivePants in the Case of the Ruined Sign • SpongeBob SquarePants Happy Kit! • SpongeBob SquarePants Cine-Manga Box Set • SpongeBob's Busy Day • SpongeBob Detective Pants in the Case of the Lost Shell • Star Pupils! • SpongeBob Rocks • Scavenger Hunt • Sticker Shock! • Shell City, Here we Come! • Stick Together! • SpongeHenge • Sea Ghost • SpongeBob's Feelin' It! • Spring Cleanup • SpongeBob Exposed! The Insider's Guide to SpongeBob SquarePants • SpongeBob Superstar • Short-Order Showdown • Squidward Tentacles • SpongeBob's Christmas Wish • Super Happy Edition • SpongeBob and Chloe: Super Detectives • Somebunny Special • SpongeBob SquarePants Storybook Collection • SpongeBob Pops Up! • Soak It Up! • Storm Warning • SpongeBob and Zachary: Super Detectives • Scared Silly! • Sea Mail • SpongeBob's Day Off • SpongeBob's Bumper Joke Book • Surprize Ink! Just Jellyfishing • SpongeBob and Matthew: Super Detectives • Show Me the Bunny! • Shiver Me Timbers • Special Delivery! • SpongeBob Airpants: The Lost Episode • SpongeBob: Laugh Your SquarePants Off!: A Joke Book Collection • SpongeBob's Very Grown-Up Coloring Book • SpongeBob SquarePants: Little Golden Book Favorites • SpongeBob SquarePants Ocean 3D: Facts & 3D Pics • SpongeBob SquarePants Mad Libs • Star Power! • SpongeBob and the Princess • Stop the Clock • SpongeBob DetectivePants: The Case of the Missing Spatula • SpongeBob DetectivePants in the Case of the Vanished Squirrel • SpongeBob NaturePants • SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! • SpongeBob Goes Green! • SpongeBob to the Rescue! • SpongeBob SquarePants Phonics Box • SpongeBob SquarePants Phonics Box 2 • SpongeBob Goes to the Doctor • SpongeBob JokePants • Spring CleanUp • SpongeBob MoviePants • SpongeBob's Special Delivery • SpongeBob PartyPants • SpongeBob Saves the Day • SpongeBob Saves the Day • SpongeBob, Soccer Star! • SpongeBob's Feelin' It! • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2006 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2007 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2008 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2009 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2010 SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2012 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2013 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2014 • SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2015 • SpongeBob SquarePants Joke Book • SpongeBob SquarePants Trivia Book • Stir, Squirt, Sizzle: A Nick Cookbook • Sticky Situations! • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Essential Guide • SpongeBob LovePants • SpongeBob SpookyPants • SpongeBob Exposed! The Insider's Guide to SpongeBob SquarePants • SpongeBob SquarePants: Color Me! • SpongeBob Tees Off • SpongeBob RoundPants • SpongeBob's Book of Excuses • SpongeBob's Best Days • SpongeBob's Kitchen Mission Cookbook • SpongeBob's Easter Parade • ScribbleBob DoodlePants! • SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip • SpongeBob SquarePants: Spelling • SpongeBob's Secret Valentine • SpongeBob's Slap Shot • SpongeBob's Box of Books • SpongeBob SquarePants: Multiplication • SpongeBob SquarePants Sudoku Puzzles 1 • SpongeBob SquarePants Sudoku Puzzles 2 • SpongeBob's Yard Sale • SpongeBob's New Toy • SpongeBob SquarePants Sudoku Puzzles 3 • SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide • SpongeBob SportyPants! • SpongeBob for President! • Sponge on the Run! • SpongeBob SquarePants: Glow in the-Dark Sticker Book • Spongezilla Attacks! • Stop the Presses! • Somebunny Special • Stopped Clock • Tales From Bikini Bottom • Think Happy! • Top of the Heap! • The Dark and Murky Cave • The Essential Guide • The Best Mom • The Bikini Bottom Bike Race • Tea at the Treedome • The Blurry Day • Talent Show • The SpongeBob SquarePants Oracle • Tell Me, Magic Shell • The Art Contest: No Cheating Allowed! • The Nick Dictionary • The Amazing SpongeBobini • The Big Halloween Scare • The Great Escape • The Great Train Mystery • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in Goodness, Man Ray! • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in What Were You Shrinking? • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in E.V.I.L vs. the I.J.L.S.A • The Adventures of Man Sponge and Boy Patrick in The Mega-Justice Collection • The Good, the Bad, and the Krabby • The Great Patty Caper • Time for Ice Cream • The Bikini Bottom Bike Race • The Eye of the Fry Cook: A Story About Getting Glasses • The Good, the Bad, and the Krabby! • The Great Snail Race • The Never-Ending Stay • The Big Win • The Song That Never Ends • The Big Book of SpongeBob! • The Sponge Who Saved Christmas • The Hole Truth About Work • The SpongeBob SquarePants Experience: A Deep Dive into the World of Bikini Bottom • The Krabby Patty Special (with Extra Plankton) • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (Cine-Manga) • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water: The Junior Novelization • The Annual Big Book of SpongeBob SquarePants • The Three Little Neighbors • They Blow Up So Fast! • Trouble at the Krusty Krab! • UFO! • Ultimate Sticker Collection: Nickelodeon • Unidentified Laughing Objects: SpongeBob's Book of Space-y-Jokes • Undersea SuperStar! • Ultimate Storybook Collection • Ultimate Sticker Book: SpongeBob SquarePants • Underwater Math Adventure • Underwater Friends • Vote for SpongeBob • Where's Gary? • What Luck! • Wipe Out! • Where'd It Go?: A Pop-Up Book • What's Cooking, SpongeBob? • Where the Pirates Arrgh! • Who's Hungry? • Wipe-Off Workbook • Wormy • WhoBob WhatPants? • Wonderful Wormy • Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!: A Pirate Joke Book • You Can't Keep a Good Sponge Down • You're Fired! • You Snooze, You Lose • Zoo Day Disaster • Zoo of Balloons