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SpongeBob Comics Annual Super-Giant Swimtacular No. 4 is a SpongeBob SquarePants comic book released on June 15, 2016. The end of the comic book features a teaser for SpongeBob Comics #58.
Comics[]
SpongeBob BabySitterPants![]
SpongeBob accidentally turns Mermaid Man into a baby after plugging in one of Man Ray's old inventions, thinking it was an old ordinary washing machine. SpongeBob then calls Barnacle Boy, telling him that Mermaid Man turned into a baby. Barnacle Boy shrugs this off as Mermaid Man just being cranky. Baby Mermaid Man then runs away from SpongeBob and ends up getting distracted, resulting in Bikini Bottom wreaking havoc. After Mr. Krabs kicks out SpongeBob and Baby Mermaid Man for coloring on his dollar, they spot Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble eating at the Krusty Krab, talking about the washing machine. SpongeBob then calls Barnacle Boy again, explaining that he plugged in an old washing machine out of curiosity. Barnacle Boy then takes the washing machine with him along with his sidekicks and tells SpongeBob to plug it in, but he accidentally had the washing machine pointed in the wrong direction, ending up turning Barnacle Boy and his sidekicks into babies. Then, Baby Barnacle Boy and his baby sidekicks beat up Man Ray and SpongeBob then turns the washing machine in the right direction and turns Man Ray into a baby, saving the day, although Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and their sidekicks are still babies. The comic ends with SpongeBob trying to figure out how to reverse the washing machine.
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Krusty Con[]
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New Foul Lineup[]
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The Green Harpoon's Challenge[]
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Speed o' Lightning![]
Patrick pretends that he's a superhero named Speed o' Lightning. He makes up a theme song for him but has trouble coming up with lyrics along the way or gets distracted by something.
Speed o' Lightning Theme Song[]
Lyrics[]
When evil happens every day,
And bad guys seem to get their way,
Who'll rise to show 'em crime don't pay?
Speed o' Lightning, he'll be there!
Wearing crazy underwear!
Villains better know they'll fail!
With one punch, they'll land in jail!
When some dude has an evil plot
And breaks out of his cell a lot,
Who'll come to tie him in a knot?
Speed o' Lightning, he's the one!
Working till the job is done!
For the moment, anyway--
Till that same crook gets away.
But, oh!
He has one weakness,
And all those villains know.
Could this be the end, folks,
Of our favorite show?
It cannot be!
It cannot be!
We can't believe it ends this way!
Surely some coincidence
Will work to save the day!
He's gonna eat that candy!
He's gonna have it all.
He's gonna really enjoy it,
And then he'll...um...
He'll get that bad guy somehow...
He'll think of something...
He'll...WOW!
Cream filling!
My favorite!
When someone calls out in distress,
But Speed o' Lightning looks a mess,
His fierce dedication to truth and justice isn't one bit less...
Um...I'll work on that line later...
Speed o' Lightning saves the day!
Bad guys never get away!
Evil doesn't stand a chance,
'Cause he'll kick it in the pants!
Or something...
I can think of a less dumb rhyme,
I'm sure...
When super-geniuses hatch a plot
To steak a jewel-- no, maybe not.
Let's see what other ideas we got...
Speed o' Lightning needs a twist--
Something readers can't resist!
A multi-issue storyline
That you can't follow even if ya spend all your money trying to track down...
No, no...focus...focus...
And oh!
He's got a theme song
That all the viewers know!
And oh!
They love to sing it
When they watch his show!
It cannot be!
It cannot be!
It's being cancelled just because
Some guys at the network figgered a few hunnnerd thousand viewers aren't enough to...
Whoops, lost the meter...
When networks trying to kill a show,
The fans rise up to let 'em know
They're never gonna let it go.
SPEED O' LIGHTNING he's our guy!
He can run and he can fly!
He's got powers by the score!
Every season he's got more!
And oh!
He walks through mountains!
And oh!
He sees through time!
And oh!
He does some other stuff
I'm not sure how to rhyme!
When writers on our heroes change
And stories start to get real strange
And good guys start to act deranged...
SPEED O' LIGHTNING stays the same!
That's why you can trust his name!
He's old school, and he'll be true!
He'll hold on like Supra Glue!
And oh!
He'll beat up bad guys!
On that you can rely!
But they'll keep on returnin'
Even if they die!
And oh!
He's getting hungry!
And oh!
He's got a hunch
It's time to stop pretending
And go see what's for lunch.
So wave goodbye
To that wonderful guy,
He won't be gone for long!
O-o-o-oh...
Speed o' Lightning, he's the one!
Playing hero sure is fun.
Like his comics, like his show,
HE'LL BE BACK
BEFORE YOU KNOW!
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| Annuals: | 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 |
| Freestyle Funnies: | 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 |
| Trade Paperbacks: | Comic Crazy! • Comic Crazy... Take 2! • Silly Sea Stories • Aquatic Adventurers, Unite! • Tales from the Haunted Pineapple • Treasure Chest |
| Other: | SpongeBob Comics Special Edition |